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GOD BLESS

Shouldn't you be more respectful towards your Masters?

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only 2?

SHALL

What did he mean by this?

*inhales*

It's not over yet.

NOT BE SHARTED

O SAY CAN YOU SHART

Is it a rampage type shooting, or just another shoot-and-scoot drug deal gone south?

TEACHERS NEED MORE GUNS

Diversity, you can't let white, asian and latino have all the spotlight.

BY THE DAWNS EARLY MART

It was a black guy that shot and killed his parents as they were picking him up for Spring Break

It's an American shooting other Americans. Race doesn't matter, unless you want to say shooters do shootings because they're white, and if they're not white they're not mass shooters

I was just giving a description of the guy, guy. He's 5'9" as well.

>5'9
Manlets, when will they learn?

I'm going to study in the US this summer, s-should I be worried?

Go to Canada instead. It's like America, without the shooting.

American police is arriving

But it's already all booked ;_;

>Only 2 dead
I sleep

RIP. I'll send my thoughts and prayers to you when you get shot.

oh say can you shart
in the halls of walmart
what so proudly expelled
from the anus forth leaking
who's broad streaks and brown stains
shall forever remain
upon the underpants of those
who the walmart did choose
as to where to defecate
but one answer remains
the mart is what i choose
to let my bowels loose
and oh does that shart spangled banner yet wave
over the land of the free
and the home of the brave

>Italian gangsters shot Americans in the 20s
>I go there as a student and get shot
Can't say I don't deserve it

>americans call any shooting with less than 5 deads microshooting

very nice

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finally.

IN THE LOCAL WAL-MAAAART

WHAT SO PROUDLY EXPELLED

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>He's 5'9" as well.
>5'9
I think we don't have a gun problem, we have a manlet problem.

Rest in pepperonis, Luigi.

FROM ANUS LAST LEEEAKING