Why india has finally become the new #No1 superpower

Lets make a list, I shart:

>Indians actually manage to pull down their pants before defecating in public

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>>Why india has finally become the new #No1 superpower
>Indians actually manage to pull down their pants before defecating in public

But their flag doesn't need to since they're asshole is always out.

>1.25 billion people
>1 bronze
>1 silver

Americans shit their pants for a reason. The corn and sesame seeds can be recycled for later use. Why flush that good stuff do won the toilet?

>over half if Sup Forums is American
>Sup Forums is an American-based site
You Yuros are cute when you get uppity.

>no bowel movement competition

Olympics are rayciss

Your flag has sharts and stripes.

>Sup Forums is an American-based site

Newfag.

why does this hand have an asshole?

Oké dan.

>Germany
>once a powerful nation
>forever cucked by Ahmed

Ill take shart in mart over that. At least I can avoid it by not going to said mart.
As for you? Well....

Your country has Mohammed's dick in it.

Is it true Indians make boom boom in the street?

>0 toilets

clearly that hand has wiped poo from a dirty rear.

THE FREEDOM TO SHART IN ONES PANTS SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.

India has designated shitting streets.

Started by moot, an American, servers are located in Los Angeles.

Spotted the meme-fueled newfag who joined Sup Forums after December 2014.

Shart in mart, Tyrone.

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chill out Ahmed your autism is showing

Ah, but did you count all their brown medals?

>American based website
Please stop embarrassing us

>Germans
>Collapse Roman Empire
>Create centuries-long religious wars
>Destroy world order TWICE
>Lead Europe into importing mudslimes into Europe

Germans should be gassed, tbqh

Fuck off Panjeet. Go Poo in a Loo
South Africa stronk
Take India in 1 week
Have toilets in South Africa

>vertical posting
Something, something, r/Sup Forums, something.

Last time I checked, the site was based in Los Angeles, that is unless it changed with hiromoot?

Only when they are experiencing explosive diarrhea. 6 times a day thanks to their food culture.

Wow, dots are real touchy about their shitting habits.

it still is

burgerbros, how many marts have you shart in? I suppose people who move around a lot have the advantage. and someone who is high up in the walmart organization probably has the top score.

I've moved around a bit and I'm in my 30s; I can proudly claim to have sharted in at least 12 marts, some of them multiple times.

I guess you could call it a shit list

and I want to add: does it count extra if I have fired off a successful shart in a Target? also, K-mart and Walmart sharts are both part of our streak?

I would think that sharting in a Bed Bath & Beyond counts as a rather grand achievement.

Noone cared who we were until we put on the mask.

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I can't get over how that symbol on the flag looks like an anus.

You are living the life most americans can only dream about on their toilets.

>unfunny yuropoors managed to kill the meme in less than one day

ayy lmao

anyway,for sake of argument

Americans who shart themselves keep their shit to themselves for the most part....what the Indians do is far less hygienic for everyone else


mart sharting > street shitting

youtube.com/watch?v=FBRt7v1Ihdo

India's Pooliament is not even safe from the shitting streets

Her name is Poonamben Madam
KEK BE PRAISED

Never seen starting and I work as a Sanitation Engineer (janitor) in a crowded amusement park in the Northeast. Is it a Dixie thing?

i don't know,probably

i live on long island

all the walmarts around here are filled with niggers,the way they smell they may very well have shit themselves

would it be ok to share shart preparation tips? I'm pretty sure that america has such a huge lead in shart technology that no one can challenge us, at least not for decades.

but if we release shart technology, will that lead to a shart arms race, and a renewed cold war?

I don't want to be tarred as a Klas Fuch or Julius Rosenberg, but I think the world would benefit from us releasing some of out shart secrets.

I hope I'm not paid a visit by the House UnAmerican Activities Committee by posting this image.

\SHART IN MART AMERINIGGER

>Lets make a list, I shart:
>I shart:

Kek

POO IN LOO

A Indian MP literally named Poonam Maadam Fell into a river of poo
indianexpress.com/article/india/india-news-india/gujarat-bjp-mp-poonamben-madam-falls-into-drain-in-jalaram-nagar/

How can you even recover?

poo means flower you uncultured 17th century ape. Our languages are 2000 years old. Now will the amerifats SHART IN MART please?

>poo means flower

Alexamder got his ass kicked by an indian. You want your ass kicked by me?

FUG OFF

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Can you take a picture of some designated pooing rivers? You have peaked my interest.

>walking all the way across the MART to use toilet
LUL

Will take tomorrow. What is your discord id. Ill send you. Can you aslo send me your nearest walmart loo?

Something we can agree upon. yuroPOOrs will never understand freedom of such proportions

>that's what poos actually believe

Kek

hashtag #pooFreedom

americans and Indians can form a coalition.

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Yes, we have lots of loos to poo in walmart, my friend. Have them all, we don't need them.

>I shart
Wew lad

>pooalition
>brothers in sharts

you are going to poo in space together after all

Look up chandragupta maurya you Colosseum rat.Alexander was scared to take on his army and his troops refused to fight and hence he retreated. Now go learn some actual history and not the sht your schools teach

What is with the extreme level of butthurt about the shart meme from Americans recently? The meme has been about for at least a year.