The Anglo Adventurer edition
/brit/
First
me on the left
laddies
Just got home from Toil, asked toilberg if I could work weekends and he said no because I've already hit the legal overtime limit
Don't know what I'm going to do without 2 days of no toil
fourth
tay in tights desu
Genuinely don't believe there are people who don't know this.
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only one race mate, the human race
also the great north run
might go outside and lie in the snow in the hopes that i will freeze and be stored cryogenically in my back garden to then defrost and wake up in 2075 and obtain an android girlfriend
bet that's not even you
why do you feel the need to lie
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solid plan
Starting believe the earth is flat
spent the whole day and all of yesterday battling regressive lefty turds on the internet. made them look like the sophist charlatans they are
Completed a paper that was ruining my life. I can finally celebrate now. Gonna grab a proto-gf or two and get drunk tomorrow. How is your weekend my lads?
even androids wouldn't want you mate and i'm not being horrible
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saw a movie once where a girl tried to commit suicide by lying in the snow naked
the movie was shit but I remember that bit
managed to drive home safely from toil in horrific conditions lads
fuming because i wanted to crash and die
what a grim way to die
what if i programmed them to want me? and you are being horrible, i mean come on
>he saved this post for the new thread
Is he handicapped?
Why are british people so superior??
*shoots you*
It's my constitutional right bitch
>Tfw no bookworm qt who will spoil you with gifts of books
lads
how do normie girls have such high snapscores
seriously
Give me an idea for a computer vision project la, link to a paper would be great xx
will be sampling the shut in virgin life for one weekend as it's too cold and snowy to go anywhere
why are all the best jobs I find situated in a science park outside of a miniscule village in the countryside that are impossible to get to unless you own a car, I don't have a car, how am I supposed to get a car without job
190kg master race
Shadilay, my lads.
Would glass any bird dim enough to give me a book as a present
We pretend that we're dead (pretend that we're dead)
Looks like Alan 2bqh.
cheesestrings are fucking peng lads
bought a pack of 8 for £1.37 from tesco and scoffed the lot
did she died
Their British bulldog mentality
i do very weird poos if i eat those
Nothing more obnoxious than book readers virtue signalling over their boring, antiquated and niche hobby.
i thought it sounded like one of the better ways really
gromit
are you 8 years old
love reading books
currently reading ulysses
I don't do that kind of nerdy shit. But I am interested in the consequences of deep fakes and "facial expression transfer project" will have on videos as legal evidence. Also want to mine fourchan for forecasting future cultural and business trends. We can work together if you want lad.
Bent gear selector, chipped clutch lever, broken footpeg, and scratched arm, leg and knee
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i'm no book reader and i can whole heartedly tell you're a runt
also that's not what virtue signalling means
snowing non-stop literally all day. its only light, but perpetual. seen snow plenty times, but don't think I've ever seen it just go on and on without stop like this before
where is the willy?
Racists, Ukippers, and Tories keep moving, /brit/ is a Nu-Lab thread
this
if youre too stupid to just have all the information crammed into a video essay you should just stick to manual labour
was driving past virtue last night and indicated to go left
some runt came up to my car window and accused me of virtue signalling
DAVEY BOYYYYY
I'm on my phone right now, but I'll be here later tonight to mock you for this absurd opinion
that which we are, we are,
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield
lmao
Spotted the brainlet
who the fuck are you and how did you know my name is dave?
2 bags of crisps is not enough for a pint
no she survived and then went to a mirror planet earth where she met the better version of herself (she was a toilet cleaner on her earth after dropping out of uni)
despise that poem
>DAVEY BOYYYYY
>I'm on my phone right now, but I'll be here later tonight to mock you for this absurd opinion
nah I hear it's pretty good
it's slow and gradual and you feel warm and then you just sleep
agreed
*yawns* hoh, fuck. this post almost put me to sleep
Cool, here's my digits
Bigendian18@gmail
Xx
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>mate's been seeing this girl for a few months
>nothing massively serious but he liked here and they were going out, she seemed really into him and were always all over each other
>he was walking through town with her the other night and bumped into her ex
>he introduced himself to him, and said him and the girl were planning to give it another go and she hoped he would back off
>girl apparently looked really embarrassed and told my mate "I hoped you wouldn't find out about it this way"
wtf lads, women are literally all mentally ill
my avid reader brother has taken the piss out of me all my life for not being a big reader. he claims that i cannot read
You're a meme now Dave, i know who you are, and got a few people on discord trying to dox you
Salt & Vineger, I hope.
the rats will get to you before the borgs do
any london grammar man in
youtube.com
I bet the girls will still go out, dressed with nothing. They just don't give a fuck lol
this one cute roastoid always tries to spark a conversation with me before lecture toil begins. she's got a nice fat rump, but she seems more alpha than me and therefore I will not pursue this further.
any Nik Naks man in?
didn't know sara had her own biopic LMAO hahaha x
love how people post more than one sentence and expect me to read it lol
DA REGGREZIV LEFFF
do women care about anything other than pleasing other people? genuine question. please don't hate me
You read books, i read Wikipedia. You waste time with big hefty dusty books costing £20
Good lad
might not eat tea tonight
can't be arsed
Most erotic part of a woman?
Most erotic part of a man?
kek
dave
doesnt sound that good
rasheed
woman: lips
man: forearms
muh casio
not tonight mate
this is literally the coldest weather we've experienced in my life time
forgot what i was going to post
penis for both
hate books so much
utter cretins still reading books reckon they just cant get a shag
t. regressive leftist