What are the shows best moments?

What are the shows best moments?

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Yaqi the Tickler

>19 year old pornstar stops by to promote her new movie
>it's called "World's Oldest Gangbang" and features her getting fucked by 15 people, all over the age of 60
>everybody jokes around while she tells the story of her life, which involves getting raped when she was 10, and being in reform school for 7 years
>she also seems stupid as shit, and doesn't understand common figures of speech
>Sal pays her 10 dollars to kiss his bare ass
>Ronnie and Bob Levy come in to ask how much they'd have to pay to fuck her
>everything's going great until Artie makes a black joke
>the pornstar gets very upset, and actually starts crying
>she's sensitive about racism because her boyfriend is black, and her adopted brothers and sisters are black
>she stays upset, so Howard makes Artie leave
>they start taking calls
>Artie calls in with a stereotypical black voice pretending to be her boyfriend
>she starts laughing, "That's not my boyfriend, that's Rob, my director."
>she's serious, she actually thinks Artie's comical black voice is the man she works for
>"AY YO, DAT ARTIE'S ONE RACIS MO' FUCKA"
>everybody's laughing at how dumb she is
>Howard asks if she wants to ride the sybian
>"Maybe I would have, but that fat racist fucker killed the vibe"
>Artie calls back in
>"AY YO, GET ON THAT SYBIAN BABY!"
>"*giggles* Okay, Rob."
>rides the sybian for a bit
>Artie comes back in
>Robin tries to convince the girl that no one who works there is racist
>she's finally starting to feel better
>Howard lightheartedly asks what she thinks of Jews
>"I think you guys get a lot of presents around Christmas."
>Bob Levy chimes in with "That's racist!"
>pornstar puts her pants back on and storms out

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my m8's grandfather was a guest on Howard once.

Bill Maher with Danny Carver.

beet

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>spell red
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For me it's artie vs high pitch mike

9/11

Jesus Twins
Eric The Midget (anything)
Artie vs. Crystal Clear
Ronnie's Mambo
Beetle as a Pilot
Sal's Wife's Emotional Friend
Richard Christy drunk after the Artie's Roast

On this episode, Howard & co make fun of a retarded person and two exploited teens, tune in later if you want because every segment is an hour long and stilted as fuck, also, please feel free to bring enough forced laughter for an entire coastline and jam it into a few hours instead of days.

Stern sucks, he is a whiny old pussy and his format is garbage. If they spent half as much time being real as they did making fun of literal retarded people I would probably respect them. Every time I tune in, it's an update on someone's pussy or who shit their pants. It's comedy for room temperature IQs.

Are you going to show me some Denis Leary comedy next?

When it was on upn and had such classics like homeless howiewood squares

Bill Maher was always a great guest. It's a shame they treated him so poorly after his Politically Incorrect controversy. I'm not even a big Bill Maher fan, but I think that was the worst Stern Show moment.

I never thought much of Gilbert until I started listening to Stern.

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This is one of the best things I've ever seen. It's amazing they got so many fucked up people into the same room without a riot happening. Seeing Gilbert interact with Daniel Carver and the Westboro Baptist Church fight with everybody are highlights.

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I can listen to this one all day. Gilbert and Sam Kinision goof on Ryan White's funeral.

Wackpack at the Christy's farm
Are you tough enough contest (hi pitch Eric is fucking disgusting)

Eric the Midget was never funny, he could never replace Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf.

His Rock trivias were the best radio the show ever did.

Artie vs. Sal and Richard, any moment when Artie is being obese and disgusting/violent and belligerent, any moment when Howard isn't interviewing useless shitbag celebrities and asking questions like how much money they make and whether they've had anal sex, which is most of the time now unfortunately

On a more serious note, the 9/11 coverage and the OJ verdict coverage were also interesting to listen to

Meme answer by some FAGGOT whose never listened to the show. I know you typed this and close the thread, but I'd curb stomp your doughy ass anyways just so your know.

Holy shit, that bitch seems dumb as hell. She can barely even follow a basic conversation.

Why not fuck my doughy ass while you're at it? It's not a girl ass, but it's plump and plush

Yoqi, easiest fucking answer

I'm infuriated that I can't find the second part of that segment anywhere because even before he started tickling anyone i was sobbing laughing

Elegant Elliot Offen opens a cab door in traffic and it gets torn off.

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what is this porn star doing now?

whak pack politically incorrect lol

Nice pasta.

>oh jillian! you left me for shannon sharpe

comedy perfection

Probably dead

Eric the ack ack-tor (all)

why is he getting shilled so much lately? Is this meme marketing because nobody cares anymore because he sucks?

i liked his meltdown/rant against andy dick
i think it actually got howard

>Cookiepuss
>Artie vs Sal and Richard
>Bababooey Love Tapes
>Vinnie Favale Love Tapes
>Scott the Engineer push-up challenge
>9/11
>Artie's stories
>Zero-point-Zero
>Bababooey Pitch
>High pitch Eric fish gloves

I've met Gilbert a few times he's was so smart and quick witted brought me to tears every time.

i wish the show was still good and/or relevant. howard stern Sup Forums generals would have been comfy as fuck

Did he put it in your shitbox or something?

Whelph, talk to ya later

Howard "write me jokes and let everyone else be funny around me" Stern is a hack

Beetlejuice. Mothafuckin' niggers show no respect I'll knock ya teeth out with my 12 inch cock

god I wish he did

9/11

Forgot ma trip and pic.

>"I got a degree in eating pussy"

Who here /noine/?

O&A with comics as guests (pretend opie isn't there)>Howard Stern

Buncha nuStern fans around here.

>Billy West as Nelson Mandela
>Billy West doing the Jackie Puppet
>Billy West as Marge Schott
>anything involving Jackie's houses/merchandise/how he lives
>Fred fighting with his wife at the Rainbow Room
>Robin's giant picture of herself in her living room
>Gary making a love tape for an ex girlfriend
>any of the 90's Stuttering John celebrity interviews
>Gilbert Gottfried as Jerry Seinfeld
>Scott the Engineer's bowling on 9/11

Yes, you've managed to encapsulate 30 years of content. Have a nice day. Now point out that I haven't provided anything to counter your argument, crowning you the winner. Take care. Brush your hair.

i havent listen to stern in like 3-4 years(used to listen to him everyday). does he still work 2-3 days a week? is it true that their new director makes the show no fun allowed?

Underage who missed out on some of the GOAT comedy

artie going apeshit and attacking his assistant.

Yes, you can blame SiriusXM for making PC on their stations.

Don't blame Sirius. Howard rules his channels with an iron fist. What he says goes. He got rid of all the subversive elements and brought in Marci Turk to keep everyone in line.