>Don't be a... TOMMY TEXTER
At least I'm not a Nelson Nosepicker
Don't be a... TOMMY TEXTER
Wyatt Hall
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Brayden Harris
>tfw you sit behind a Robbie Raper
Brayden Cook
it's good for my immune system
Christian Howard
There's always a thing that shows some bitch texting, a dude answering his phone and a dude recording the film before the movie, and the guy who answers my phone is my hero. He is a god amongst men.
Wyatt Jackson
>tfw willy wanker
Carter Powell
At least I'm not Bobby Back-row Blowjobber
Tyler Parker
Susie Seatkicker can suck my dick
Kevin Sanchez
>tfw everyone makes fun of you for being a shooting sam
Jack Adams
>Go see Dunkino
>Worlds loudest popcorn eater sitting a few seats away
>Ruins the first 30 minutes of the movie
Brandon Anderson
When I saw the new Mummy movie there was this dumb bitch who was laughing the whole time at nothing
Matthew Brooks
She was laughing at a shitty attempt at a Universal Monsters movie cinematic universe. If I had some Sup Forums bros to go with me I'd do the same thing.
Ethan Reed
Ayden Cox
Don't think that is much of a problem here, you have to have friends to text.
Michael King
>seeing Dunkirk in kInoMAX
>person a few rows up has their phone out when the trailers are playing
>they take a picture of a trailer
>Dunkirk starts proper
>they take another photo of the opening scene
>thinking hard about what I can throw at them
>they put away their phone, thank god, so I don't do anything
>at the end of the movie and the lights come on, I see it's an old woman
>she was probably telling her grandkids what she was doing
I don't know what to feel anymore
Luke Turner
Film ends and a bunch of clapping Connors stand up
Nathaniel Nguyen
We're not you're bros forgot. You have no bros
Andrew Gray
No, trust me, that wasn't it. My guess is she got blasted before coming in
Xavier Turner
>trap ASMR in recommended videos
kill yourself
Camden Edwards
>go to see dunkirk with my granpappy
>he's old as fucking shit
>he eats a popcorn
>gets stuck in his throat
>HACK HACK COUGH COUGH COUGH HACK COUGH
>just eats more popcorn
>"grandpa slow down on the popcorn, drink some water or something"
>"no no I'm fine"
>eats more popcorn
>COUGH COUGH COUGH HACK HACK COUGH COUGH
>We will fight them on our beaches, we will fight th-
>COUGH COUGH COUGH
woman next to him stood up at the end and said something like "you know you really ruined that movie for me"
my grandpa was so unaware he didn't even give a shit
Kayden Roberts
Your grandfather sounds like a top tier troll
Matthew Campbell
>tfw Bigguy Bane tells you to change seats in the kinorium
Josiah Perez
>Loud LaTonya keeps saying "OH NO HE DIDN'T" and "NUT UH GIRLFRIEND" and the dumb loud popcorn eater next to me is getting mad