Tom Cruise Reportedly Injured While Performing High-Flying Stunt For MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE 6

The Cruise has been bruised!

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Good.
A man in his 50s shouldn't still be making action movies.
He's not young anymore.

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exploitable, I want this meme to happen

also, dude looks THICC af

This guy is gonna die filming a movie, I know it. He'd also sign waivers authorising use of his death footage and win an "honorary" Oscar.

>that's when he knew
>he fucked up

Will there ever be a movie where Tom Cruise and Jackie Chan fight and do stunts against one another and that's the entirety of the movie

>Caring about Thetan scum

A man should die doing what he loves.

*disc scratch*
*freeze frame*
Hi there, I'm Tom Cruise
I bet you're wondering how I ended up here...

Making shitty movies?

Who was in the wrong here?
Did cruise not jump or run good enough, or did the rig operator not lift him high enough?

If that's what he loves.

he jumped too early, should've waited until he was closer to the edge

Why are they letting Cruise doing this stunt?
Isn't this what the stunt doubles are for?

Probably thinks his thetans will protect him.

Fair play to Tom. He still has the balls to do all his stunts unlike the pussy boys of todays modern action movie heroes.

the mummy sucked ass though. also i heard he and his scientology buddies bullied Sofia or something?

>todays modern action movie heroes.
Like who?

Tom does all his stunts barring the insurance nightmares.

>Who was in the wrong?
His genetics. He's a manlet.
>5'7
>action hero
>55 years old
>Thinks he's 18-40 again.

Yeah, Tom bullied Sofia into sucking all their cocks.

>also i heard he and his scientology buddies bullied Sofia or something?
sofia who?

>meanwhile the only danger you face is stepping on a Lego on the way to the fridge
>twisting your ankle while looking for the remote

that was still a pretty good leap for danny devito

>machuca
>Literally Spanish and Portuguese for bruise

I guess u can bruise the cruise

VANILLASKYED

>Tom Cruise is 55 years old