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adebola bloke edition

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hate brits

3 restaurants can deliver to me in lond what a fucking joke

stressed about grades even though there's a 0% chance i'll fail

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What happened to pakipoo after he lost his tickets to the game/bus?

>296 posts

how do i make a brit irl mad like this?
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>normal distribution

when I was in 1st year uni studying statistics the lecturer was teaching some weird method of solving a problem and I, having done S1 + S2 A-Level statistics in school, raised my hand and said "can't you also just use the z-tables?" which was correct (and easier) than his method

he said yeah then said "no one has ever asked that before" (he wasn't being sarcastic either)

probably the highlight of my life to be fair, everyone thought I was some hot shit autismo

(I dropped out some time later, wish I was dead now haha)

The political leader of island is a gay indian

had a kebab

Hopfully blew himself up.

haha, love pinecones, me

love swedes

The Cultery Protection Force just raid my house and confiscated all my spoons again lads

already five yankscum posts

state

which island?

I began my journey, I adjusted the contents of my back pocket, moved some tissues into the other one. A few minutes later I tucked my T-shirt into my pants and then a moment later I checked my back pocket for my tickets and noticed they were missing. I’d only been walking around 5 minutes, I panicked but instantly retraced my steps but due to the heavy snow and strong winds, I had no luck. Back at home, my mum said nothing. I messaged the guy I was gonna meet with that I had messed up. He was disappointed, not as much as me. I went out again to find the tickets, too late to catch the coach but it would ease the pain a little. I failed again.

Back at home I became deeply depressed, I battled between punishing myself by starving my body or by getting a takeaway, I went with the latter. I then played some vidya and went out to get some doughnuts.

My mum and I eventually had a chat, I admit, I did suspect her of thieving my tickets but after she showed sympathy in response to me explaining what happened, I was convinced it wasn’t her.

I felt better sharing my feelings on the usual outlets. Watching the game on TV provided mixed emotions. I wanted thee game to suck and Rochdale to lose so I wouldn’t feel bad about missing out but so far it appears to have been entertaining and I do feel down. Maybe it would have been uncomfy in the cold.

What a story mate, what a story haha

A lot of you could learn a lot from Alan's stoic worldview.

gay poo

south africa must be such a grim place to live

refuse

You stressed about uncertainty. That's the only unpleasant aspect about exams lad. Uncertainty is unpleasant by design. But you can fight it with a bigger uncertainty. Remember you will die and that you have no idea what it will feel like or what happens after if anything haha.

>swedeposters
good
>danelad
bellend

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Reckon Alan is a modern Marcus Aurelius, a true philosopher king

t. autismomick

>prof asks hard question that he expects nobody to know the answer to
>blurt it out immediately
>looks at me and says "yes, very good"

taking ages to load, fuckkk

reckon I'm the best looking lad on here

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dont. he's too autistic to realise you're mocking him and it will go straight to his tiny bald head.

Do you put them in your bum?

A 17-year-old boy who was "hours away from committing an act of atrocity" in Cardiff has been detained indefinitely and must serve at least 11 years.

Lloyd Gunton was arrested after researching the security arrangements of a Justin Bieber concert, Birmingham Crown Court heard.

The jury was told he plotted to commit mass murder in an Islamic State-inspired vehicle attack.

Police investigated after he uploaded terror-related social media posts.

Gunton, from near Llantrisant, south Wales, was arrested after he uploaded social media content to photo-sharing social media site Instagram in late June 2017 which promoted jihad and supported al-Qaeda.

The former A-level student, who has an autism diagnosis, had published images of terrorists, as well as pictures of the so-called Islamic State flag, and photos encouraging a terrorist attack in Cardiff.

Police found the password for the account was "truck attack".

His internet history included searches for "Isis beheading video", "how to create a terror attack" and "what does getting shot feel like".

fucking cunt

never had full anesthaesia? had it once for wisdom teeth, really calmed about that eternal rest thing

I am british hear me roar

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Thanks la. And you posted that before I thought the yank how to deal with the stress of exams too.

View from the royal apartments of the Stewart monarchs, Edinburgh Castle.

any british man in?

mum and dad have gone to collect my brother from the train station and are going the chippy on the way home (providing it's open)
bloody hope it is

how am i a cunt

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>still no season 8 for Mad Men scheduled

mum im autistic!!!!!!!!!!!!

not long till we colonise tenerife

unironically had 3 (three) chicken breasts for dinner

Good lord.

yeah mate it ended

only pakis and identityless mongrels from north america here

t.henry

hope iceage don't become too mainstream

Wtf why is she so statuesque.

Tea(since mummy is toiling late):

>large donner meat and chips with garlic mayo from justeat
>entire back of chocolate covered peanuts
>2 tubes of jaffa cakes
>half a tub of nutella(spooned)
>5 packs of wotsits
>large slice of coop lemon drizzle cake
>can of coke

rate lads, tummy is feeling full, will go for a comfy nap now

they should discontinue bbc

deeply depressed haha

really feel like ending it haha

Is your brother the one that goes to that super posh private school?

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choon

Imagine smelling her farts and fingering her pink.

theyve been mainstream since 2011 lad

>still no Pete Campbell Mad Men spinoff

*raises paw*

>his city doesnt have a volcano in it

this girl is naked

who the fuck is henry

fat cunt

the british identity is as "false" as any new world identity

how you are nearly as pathetic as me

t. paki?

recalling random moments from my childhood that seemed par for the course when they happened but would almost certainly result in the immediate arrests of a large proportion of the people involved if they happened today

theyre already reasonably mainstream lad
not keen on painkiller at all, catch it was ok

Tried the fish n fillet at mcdonalds today since it's less calories

Was surprisingly good

no haha i'm a working class bloke
posh twats don't eat at chippies

my third eye can see the overeager twerp starving for his moment in glory

Knocked out Ireland from euro qualifications with a handball

>still no Roger Sterling : LSD Spinoff Series

fat porky shit

i'll jab you in the fuckin ribs, kid

where do you think you are mate

/brit/ is an abnormie general

except Alan

Never had a girl send a a naked photo of herself to me

Copped off once with a girl in a club

So terribly alone

not depressed but every time i go into my flatshare's kitchen to prepare a meal i will abort it if i don't think the kitchen is clean enough and so i go hungry a lot which makes me feel weird

>Decided to brave the blizzard
>needed a walk to take my mind off the fact no takeaways were delivering
>the wind was biting, snowflakes stinging my face
>climbing over snowbanks, feet sinking into the soft, white powder
>then through the darkness and white wind
>I see it!
>the white glowing light of macari's chipper Inviting me in
>burst through the door and bellowed
>"LARGE DONNER TRAY AND CHIPS WITH A LARGE COKE NOW!!
>return victorious to my lair
>post my victory on a mongolian basket weaving forum

Life is good lads, but sometimes you have to show it who's the boss.

which do you like better the english or the french?

Suid Africans are literally dying lads pls help

no it isn't
fuck off to /britfeel/

Your thoughts on fannies?

nah it's utter shit couldmn't even finish it

dear christ that is quite grim

getting ready to go out on the lash lads
not even excited because I know it will be shit and Ill embarrass myself and want to kill myself in the morning and all week until I do the same next friday

Reminder that there are people here who do not pretend to be a rorke or rasheed for (you)s but actually hold these retarded views

NOT fat, about 140kg, so not too bad

you ya fuckin donkey

terrible post

can't believe that the media jumped the gun with this piece of news