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Coffee edition

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/balt/

Shit general and shit people from non-countries, you faggots just talk about the same shit every day.

wow this thead is /balt/ 2.0

So how's /balt/ going these days?

These two posts connect perfectly with each other

>tfw home along on a fridey nite

None of the homies can hang out

kinda sucks

Why do you wanna hang out with the normies?
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>he's not a normie by now
Literally how? Every single person in this thread is a normalfag

r8

Needs more pineapple

Good morning gang.

wtf it's like silent hill out here, oh well off to work for me

Good morning

I just heard a siren, I know it's the volunteer firefighters callout siren but that doesn't make me less nervous

Spooky....
Watch your back buddy, don't want anything creeping up on ya.

Sleepy thread.

Good morning

Looks pretty neat though

Good morning buddy?
Hows ya morning?
Whatcha up to for ya Saturday?

It's good, I've got to get ready for the wedding im going to soon :D
What's your plans m8?

Ayy, have fun at the wedding m80, have a few dozen drinks for me.
>What's your plans m8?
Dunno, lazy day today, might go into town and do some shopping
but thats about it.

I will have a heap of drinks for ya
My sister asked me if I had made any plans on how to do my makeup/ watched any videos to get ideas
They gave me the saltiest look when I said no :D


Sounds like a chill day

Works on and off today, right now it's empty so I have a chance to read the paper

Nice anything interesting in the local paper?

Dead thread

>I will have a heap of drinks for ya
Thanks!
Don't get too messy though.
>They gave me the saltiest look when I said no :D
They're probably worried you're not getting dolled up enough
Or not taking it seriously enough..

How big is it gonna be?
Big wedding or small with family and close friends?

I'm here desu

The cutest girl just came in and my first thought was "I want to look like that" is that normal

There was an interesting story about an otago man who fought on the western front in the first world war. He ended up killing us superior officer and then himself

>is that normal
I would say no, but I don't think any of us here are normal.

Probably the former desu
My sister is a lot more appearance focused than I am
I think there's like either 60 or 100 people going but i cant remember lol
Yay
I mean sometimes I see girls and think similar things but not often, but in context it's probably different

What are you talking about, we are total normies

>is that normal
No but why would you want to be normal desu

Lunchtime, it's been busy but not too busy

Time to relax outside with my food and sodawater

Quite a shindig then, should be a blast.
> we are total normies
Yeah... totally.
Whats for lunch buddy?

I think I've eaten too much

A tomato and feta tart with a big salad

Back to work, I'm hoping the rest of the day goes well

Oh hey.

Heyo
How's it going matey?

okay woke up again

Hey liechty

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I had another bad dream last night desu

wanna talk about it?

There must be something wrong, that seems to keep happening to you

Its more the fact that it is 2am deso

Try having a wank and then falling asleep in the afterglow, that's what I do when I want to get back to sleep

seeing this legs made me feel a little uneasy desu

>ausnz
>Not a single aussie
Explain

youtu.be/BbbzPPOsUKY

Good. Just did some washing.

Urgh my sister is making me fill in my eyebrows

Oh, did they now
>Australia
Nice numbers
Shave them off just to spite her

Tell her to rack off.

I've never met a person who looked good w/o eyebrows, so I feel like that's a bit short sighted
I filled them in and told her I wasn't going to put any more in. I also told her she could not get me to wear foundation REEE

Thanks desu.

I remember in high school one if my mates lost one of his eyebrows at a party, so he looked weird with a single eyebrow, even worse he was the student rep so he had to talk in assembly with only one eyebrow

I'm glad my eyebrows are safe and not shaved

not here desu

Should I have another coffee? (Yes/No)

Yes.

Someone call me cute pls

Yes

You're a cutie patootie.

im having a billy mav instead of coffee, this thread is pretty horn dog bro

You are the cute

Thank you I needed that

>a billy mav
Disgusting.
Why would you do that to yourself?

>horndog
It's pretty tame today tbqh

is it too late to say good morning

Got 1% battery left again.

Technically yes but we would still accept it

Go ahead buddy, we're not one for following rules here.

gday cunts

Am really fucken hi

it's fridey nite and a friend stopped by and we smoked a joint and we're gonna go buy some more later but for now I'm just chilling here listening to really good music

Sounds like you are having fun there m80

Hello desu!

My feet hurt from tennis practice today owo.

hey

Eyo desu!

Guess who just finished work

I'll give you a hint, it's me

did you have a good day

Bbl boys

Karenposter is such a qt

Eh, it wasn't good but it wasn't bad
How about you?
Seeya

>How about you?
had to replace the sub-floor of a bathroom with my dad, that kinda blew

it was alright other than that desu

I've told you before that I blush really easily at compliments desu. D-don't do it without w-warning me. I've gone red rn.

what if the point is me making you blush

Yay!
Whatcha gonna do for the rest of ya day?

Well then you're certainly doing a good job at it.

yo Karenposter, I'm listening to the Killers , which you posted a couple of days ago

Is Astralia still seeking for immigrants?

diny benis :DDDDDD

you make it so easy desu

probably

Dunno
What album? imo Hot Fuss is their best, although Day & Age and Battle Born have some really good songs

Thus is one of my favourites: m.youtube.com/watch?v=8UYcF4IPJqA

Is NZ better than Australia?

Yes, obviously

UwU that's nice desu. I really liked that song and I learnt to play it on the drums.
I-I love compliments desu. Y-you can give it anytime you want but just know the consequences for me.

mine when not aroused (´･_･`)
youtu.be/WFJ20eNspzo
i just started listening to it a few days ago and am gathering songs asking people to post them in each general.

yo post some Sepultura songs
any other recommendation? i like its simplicity

id say yes
but i dont think youd have an easy time coming here right now as a brazilian.

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What do you think about brazilian immigration to australia/new zealand?

AHHHHHH, sister is coming over with her boyfriend. I will stay in my room.

depends on what kind of brazilian, i know a nice brazilian and a fucking nigger from rio who cant accept he lives in a favela shit hole

Fuck off nigger is what I say.