Petyr Baelish

What the FUCK is his endgame?

Knowing Dabid you know it's going to be a shit ending for him.

crashing this plane

with no survivors

He thinks he is two fingers deep into Sansa and can control her, which is fucking stupid considering he gave her up to Ramsay. The whole Littlefinger plot took a nose dive just to get him killed off because he has no end game. Varys will do the same thing.

the writers basically ran out of ideas for him and are just trying to get him killed off now

Living out is childhood fantasy but fucking Sansa

Honestly he should be the one to outlive everyone else but the writers are too big of pussies to make him the winner. Shame his story is one big dead-end.

Harrenhal

I was under the impression that his plan was to remain lord of the vale, while pulling strings to get Sansa in charge of the north. I don't think he though much farther ahead than that because circumstances were always changing. Then of course D&D ran out of material and made his dumb as fuck so that he can get killed off at the end of the season.

He wanted salsa to get north and then marry her and get both north and vale and then attack south for the throne but then the retards voted jon as their king, now he's just sitting in shadows looking creepy 24/7

getting caught was part of his plan

Why does Jon dislike Baelish? He saved their asses at Battle of the Bastards and literally saved him as he charging out in the battlefield.

getting killed

CAOSH

He manipulates people who want power but basically every Stark wants no part in his ladder climbing shit

Little Finger is a true psychopath. He has no end game. All he wants to do is have sex with fine bitches; fantasize about rape; watch people die in epic battles; and just basically fuck shit up. He has no family; the only reason he wants land, servants, and a castle is to build an underground sex dungeon where nobody can hear all the loud sex screams. His endgame, while ambitious, is far from noble. This is why he remains my second favorite character, and why Stannis did nothing wrong.

He's too much of a manipulative cunt to be a psychopath. Sociopath maybe

>be bran
>know everything
>know LF is plotting to kill jon by turning his lords against him
>know he wants to fuck sansa and take the north through sansa so he can control both the vale and the north, adding one more region to his list of toys
>know he's using counter spying tactics to turn arya on sansa and manipulate sansa into taking control of the north
>know that LF is the one responsible for the plots against me
>better just go back to jackin it to my sisters rape

DnD everybody!

That's just a nice way of saying psychopath.

getting killed by the epic hunchback with no survivors

Littlefinger would be king of the ashes if it meant he would be king.

Psychopaths are impulsive. Baelish plays twenty steps ahead to the point where he doesn't have to react.

So he's based off John Podesta?

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Most psycopaths die without people ever finding out their a psycopath. The smart ones at least.

to be the Mayor of Baltimore

Wtf I love John Podesta now.

Why doesn't he just go back to the Vale? He has a whole army

To be fair thats what I'd do too.

saving the show from itself. i know he'll die and there is no changing that, but i'd like to see him take one of the stark bitches to the grave with him. ofc the show is too cucked for such a thing at this point.

That was the scroll Sansa was made by Cersei to send Robb after Ned got imprisoned right? Telling Robb to come south and bend the knee.

Is he trying to turn Arya against Sansa with this? They already barely like each other and Sansa can easily explain it as "Cersei literally made me write it". This is some weak sauce

He already gave Arya the dagger to kill CIA with. He read the script, so he knows that's all he has to do at this point. Anythign more and it is a waste of time he could be spending watching Raventube.

No. He doesn't think Arya would kill Sansa.
Sansa is stressed out trying to govern the North. Very briefly she was among family; she had Jon to lean on and the two worked as a team. With Jon gone Sansa is alone....again...as she has been for nearly the entire show.
LF wants to capitalize on this. He wants to escalate Arya's mistrust of Sansa. The only place Sansa can try and unwind would logically be with her family. If LF can deny her any sense of comfort and respite, he continues to keep her stressed out and feeling increasingly more isolated.
Eventually he likely presumes that she will turn to him for re-assurance, guidance, a friend, etc... Basically if you want to control someone, you take away everything that makes them feel happy and comfortable. You make their job feel 100x more stressful and you make them feel like all their friends and family are actually out to get them. All the while you offer kindness, support, etc...The logical conclusion to this is that eventually that person will feel that the only thing they can count on in the whole wide world is....you...

considering the leaks say LF gets executed, I'm sure its not gonna work

He also knows Arya is going to stab him in the fucking face in a couple weeks so why would he bother with dumb shit when he has a massive army of undead to tend to?

TO GET TO FUCK SOME SWEET STARK PUSSY. HE HAS LITERALLY BEEN SAYING IT ALL THIS SEASON

It's shit tier writing that uses a misunderstanding that can be explained in sentence like you said, just to create drama.

Arya will kill him with the dagger, its been confirmed.

>be bran
>know everything
>know that your sisters will figure it out and your family's bond will be strengthened

there y ou go

Anyone got a stream for the latest episode?

>tfw getting caught was part of his plan

Kek

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>The show is still complicated.
Everything about this full retard comment made me kek

WHAT DID THE NOTE SAY?
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I'm guessing it was a forged note implicating sansa of something to convince arya to think she's a traitor or vice versa

Robb, king robert died while boar hunting. Stop being retarded and bend the knee to Joeffrey.

t. Sansa

what do you think, brother?

Did they do this on purpose

Yes, it's photoshopped on purpose

CRASHING THIS KINGDOM

Arya's reaction to the note was more ''this faggot really trying to play me'' than ''fuck Sansa I'm taking her goddamn face''

It's going to be revealed that Arya was the one playing 4d chess with him, just wait and see

>Drive a wedge between Sansa and Arya by making it seem like Sansa was hiding the letter feigning loyalty to the Lannisters
>Make the Northern lords think Sansa is secretly still loyal to the Lannisters
>Swoop in to save Sansa/say he'll help her escape the North if she marries him
>Have sex with Sansa while thinking of Cat

>just wait and see
>acting like you didn't read the leaked plot

Psychopath - someone who doesn't know the difference between right and wrong.
Sociopath - someone who knows the difference between right and wrong, but doesn't care.

It's the note Cersei forced Sansa to write back in season 2 when she was still a captive of the Lannisters.
Basically asked Robb to bend the knee and the Lannisters were treating her well

im jelly tbqh

Holy shit I never realized how cheap looking the Vale Knights costuming looked

The chaos he wants isn't universal. He's out to destroy the system that destroyed him. And unlike every other player, he has no intention of outliving his goal. He wants the powerful to fall. Permanently. He was more or less a commoner who lost everything he wanted because the houses could just snap a finger and arrange things.

He wants them all dead but more importantly wants to empower the average man. He knows he's going to die. But seeds we haven't seen yet guarantee that he will win. The Tyrells are gone. Lannisters are close. Dany can't have kids. The Starks will be turned on for ravaging the might of the north. All because of him. The people will take their country and sure Jon will be king but it will be by election. Pay attention when he dies. He'll give you enough to figure out who he's been working for.

Another hint is who he's been most honest with. It isn’t Sansa. He's been playing her the entire time, he never wanted to marry her or sit on the throne. He wants her to want the throne. Pay attention when she dies too and you'll see how he won.

>Raventube

Good one, user. :-)

Yep.

>Past a certain ages a man without a family becomes a problem
Amirite? Xdd wrong #fandom

Brainlet here, what did the letter actually say? Could literally only make out "kill" "king" " beloved sister sansa

>Play in a DnD group
>Roll high charisma bard with decent intelligence and wisdom, but low strength and dexterity
>Everything is going okay, the GM likes his plots but I use my skills and ungodly rolls to somehow always be a few steps ahead and make counter plots to get past them
>recently began a new campaign and used some assets from a previous session to my advantage as I began to try and influence a surly duchess whom I intend to take to pound town
>suddenly my dice rolls are sub-par and I begin to fail some charisma checks
>two new players come to join our session
>GM doesnt bat an eye as they come in with batshit crazy characters and start brining up "new edition" rules and abilities, but I don't know any of those and am already invested in my current paths
>one autist rolled a high wisdom druid with 1 charisma and keeps bringing up rape at the table which made everyone uncomfortable, might also be a furry because he said he goes inside animals a lot or some shit
>the other was a creepy boy-girl who rolled a rogue with super high dexterity and perception with medium strength, but also rolled 1 charisma
>for some reason both of their backstories have their characters wind up in the duchesses’ castle, GM allows it and doesn’t protest when they claim to be related to the duchess
>they begin to antagonize the fuck out of me for no reason, trying to get involved in my plots with the duchess and interrupt them
>attempt to talk to the druid but he is as autistic as his player and uses his wisdom to somehow know what I said several campaigns ago, but I give him a dagger anyway because I felt bad
>the rogue begins following me around and I roll decently enough on my perception checks to notice she is there, but she counter rolls with dex and avoids being caught
>decide to lure her into a trap and try to get her to turn against the duchess so she can be out of the campaign
Cont.

>GM loses track of where he wanted his plot to go and suddenly makes the duchess super pissy and all checks against her are unnaturally high
>despite her shitty charisma, the rogue rolls several nat 20s in a row and convinces the duchess that I’m a traitor, all my rolls fail
>rogue appears behind me and slits my throat with the dagger I gave the autistic druid

Please continue kind user.

Could use work but I liked it 8/10

>He thinks he is two fingers deep into Sansa and can control her

Even ignoring him giving her up to Ramsay this makes no sense... Literally every scene they have shared, Sansa has been extremely cold and dismissive.

He had to leave her with the Boltons to keep her safe. There wasn't much choice. The Boltons wanted the north and having a Stark around was to help them maintain their presence. It was a shitty move, and while she'd have been safer with the Tyrells, no way that was happening.

>Three-Eyed-Raven
>essentially a medieval fantasy version of Pornhub with extra content
>paralized from the waist down
Being Bran is suffering.

>my favorite character in the entire series of books is about to be humiliated on television by allowing himself to be outsmarted by 2 little girls

It just hurts too much.

china number 1

Has Bran become R'hllor? Was he the one who told the BwB's to go to the Wall?

Absolutely this. It's so obvious it's not even pottery at this point. Arya will kill Middlefinger for whatever bullshit reason D&D comes up with.

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If he is able to 9d chess around Brann's vision I will admit I was wrong about this show

Crashing Sansa's pink pusy with no survivors

he's going to be killed with his own valyrian dagger

So by the time the show ends, what character will be revealed as being controlled by Bran just like Hodor was?

>inb4 it's the loli hence why the adult attitude

I hope the letter was just a bait. As for his endgame, who to fuck knows, this show jumped the shark since they ran out of material source. I'm pretty sure he can't keep getting away with it and will be killed off in some pathetic way by one of the patriarchy smashing women left in the show. It's a fucking shame.

This. If Baelish and Varys and Tyrion end up "winning", I will admit I was completely wrong about this awful show.

But I can guarantee I am 100% right about the writers not having the balls.

He could have left her in the Vale retard, inside one of the strongest castles in the world.

Dabid dont understand subtlety. LF in the books is a harmless jovial man, its part of what makes everyone trust him, literally no one sees him as a threat. The show has given him a menacing accent and a completely transparent mustache-twirling persona. Another example of their lack of subtlety is how they handle Arya. Faceless Men blend in and are calm and patient and aware of their limitations (for example, think of how Jaqen acted while a Lannister soldier) Being a Faceless Man doesnt mean walking around menacing everyone like how Arya does. A Faceless Man would be cold and calculating, for example when Sansa mentioned Lord Glover's army, an FM would pause and think of a way to overcome that hurdle, not give a cocky answer like what Arya said. A FM also wouldnt reveal her skill just to spar with Brienne (another absurd scene that shows dabids silliness, FM arent even supposed to be great swordfighters or duelists, they train in cloak-and-dagger hit and run tactics) The fact that Arya is walking around acting so cocky and revealing her power level (which apparently became God-level overnight) to everyone while being a smug little shit about it, is just ridiculous. The fact that shes a FM doesnt mean she can kill a whole army at once like what they have made her on the show

is that a maga hat?

R'hillor is capable of bringing people back to life and fast forwarding pregnancies giving birth to shadowy monsters. The whole three eyed raven thing is hilariously laughable to me cuz it seems to be completely useless.

Please don't ever remind me that I'm watching this schlock with these "people".

She's snapping her fingers instead of clapping. Take a wild guess.

He doesn't know everything. He still has to rummage through the filing cabinet.

What the fuck? Are you saying that women can't be strong? What the fuck, user. I will have you know that it makes perfect sense for Jedi Arya to be stronger than the Hound and all the other weak battle harden white males.

Spoiler Alert

He's actually a good guy.
He just wants to see the Starks and Tullys restored, the Vale in good hands, and the realm under a benevolent rule. Possibly with some small gains for himself as well. Everyone treats him like a scheming prick and distrusts him, even though he actually has purely noble intentions.

Remember, GRRM's thing is turning fantasy tropes on their head, so the evil scheming advisor will actually turn out to have the best interests of the realm at heart.

Doesn't matter. Arya is going to kill him no problem.

Uh, remember season 1 when he set up Ned Stark? That didn't have to happen. That was entirely his doing.

If Ned hadn't been killed, he would've taken the white walkers seriously. The people of Westeros would've accepted him as their king and the only thing they'd have to take into consideration is the Mad King's daughter who he probably would've accepted and gone back to his position as warden of the North.

Even Stannis likely would've backed off under a noble ruler.

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Let's face it, Ned was a retard who was going to start a Civil War.

Baelish set him up because he figured that Ned would be jailed but ultimately released and set free, the realm continues on, etc. But Jeoffrey decided to go full retard when no one expected it and cut off Ned's head, causing a Civil War anyways.

Can't plan for insanity.

LF started the war to empower himself. Did you not remember the bit where he told Lysa to send the letter to Catelyn back in season 1 which kicked everything off?

whats the story behind this, what did jim do

Ned did nothing wrong. Ned is to the north what Stannis is to the south, lawful autism. There would only be a civil war because all the lords are cunts and Westeros is in dire need of bleeding these fuckers out.

who gives a fuck? At least The Hound is back. Literally the only character that I give a fuck about.

all part of his plan to toughen her up.