Post some texts/quotes/etc and I will try to read them on vocaroo

Post some texts/quotes/etc and I will try to read them on vocaroo.

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research.ibm.com/ibm-q/
microsoft.com/en-us/hololens
tensorflow.org/
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"I am a #protectionist because I want a job.
I am a #populist because I want to have representation.
I am a #nationalist becuase I want to take care of my family first & have individual rights.
I am white so I am default #racist .. I am man so I am default #sexist .. I a sick of this #defamation

I am an #American."

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nice

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Whiter than you, Ivan

Alaska is rightful Russian Clay

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"Jos oltas betacuck-fightclub saataisko me itsetuntoo?"

pakkoruotsi

"Because we each owe our very existence to women, the history of the human race was built by women." - Dr. Ryuji Hirasaka

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"Russians deserve a Gorbachev-like leader, a figure that symbolizes freedom and opportunity."

Slava Ukraini

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pozo culiao eri entero gil
(the g is pronounced like the russian X)

Sing Penny lane by the beatles

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"I am looking for moose and squirrel"

All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
This is not enough

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Eu adoro a sensação de meu pênis adentrando uma fêmea

Kek

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"Eu" and "adoro" pronunciation were perfect good job lad.

High Flight

Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of earth,
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;
Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth
Of sun-split clouds, --and done a hundred things
You have not dreamed of --Wheeled and soared and swung
High in the sunlit silence. Hov'ring there
I've chased the shouting wind along, and flung
My eager craft through footless halls of air...
Up, up the long, delirious, burning blue
I've topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace
Where never lark or even eagle flew --
And, while with silent lifting mind I've trod
The high untrespassed sanctity of space,
Put out my hand, and touched the face of God.

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i came a little

The SLAV man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his rudy skin. This rudy skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of South Ukraine, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The rudy skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The SLAV man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(wh*Te dogs)

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The SLAV penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the SLAV man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent asian seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the SLAV man impregnates.

In total, the SLAV man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the SLAV man is the epitome of masculinity.

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"homosexuality seems to be a kind of last stand of implicit white identity"

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I am a huge fag and love big american cocks

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>slams his hand
>you can hear the vodka bottles clink

Just a glass-top table.

9/10
thin walls eh?

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It sounded awful when I tried to do it in a louder voice.
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Awesome man. If you feel like it, it would be neat if you would record yourself reading this little blurb.

In studying be very, very certain you never go past a word you do not fully understand.

The only reason a person gives up a study or becomes confused or unable to learn is that he or she has gone past a word or phrase that was not understood.

Trying to read past a misunderstood word results in mental "fogginess" and difficulty in comprehending the passages which follow. If you find yourself experiencing this, return to the last portion you understood easily, locate the misunderstood word and get it defined, using a good dictionary or the Glossary at the end of the book.

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His Imperial and Royal Apostolic Majesty,
By the Grace of God Emperor of Austria,
King of Hungary and Bohemia, Dalmatia, Croatia, Slavonia, Galicia, Lodomeria and Illyria;
King of Jerusalem, etc.;
Archduke of Austria;
Grand Duke of Tuscany and Cracow;
Duke of Lorraine, Salzburg, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola and Bukovina;
Grand Prince of Transylvania, Margrave of Moravia;
Duke of Upper and Lower Silesia, of Modena, Parma, Piacenza and Guastalla, of Auschwitz and Zator, of Teschen, Friaul, Ragusa and Zara;
Princely Count of Habsburg and Tyrol, of Kyburg, Gorizia and Gradisca;
Prince of Trent and Brixen;
Margrave of Upper and Lower Lusatia and in Istria;
Count of Hohenems, Feldkirch, Bregenz, Sonnenberg etc.;
Lord of Trieste, of Cattaro and on the Windic March;
Grand Voivode of the Voivodeship of Serbia
etc., etc.

“Why don’t Americans celebrate Easter?”
-Malcolm Turnbull, Prime Minister of Australia

Comrades! The European war has been raging for more than eighteen months. And as each month, as each day of the war goes by, it becomes clearer and clearer to the masses of the workers that the Zimmerwald = Manifesto[2] expressed the truth when it declared that phrases about “defence of the fatherland” and the like are nothing but capitalist deception. It is becoming more evident every day that this is a war between capitalists, between big robbers, who are quarrelling over the loot, each striving to obtain the largest share, the largest number of countries to plunder, and the largest number of nations to suppress and enslave.
It may sound incredible, especially to Swiss comrades, but it is nevertheless true that in Russia, also, not only bloody tsarism, not only the capitalists, but also a section of the so-called or ex-Socialists say that Russia is fighting a “war of defence,” that Russia is only fighting against German invasion. The whole world knows, however, that for decades tsarism has been oppressing more than a hundred million people belonging to other nationalities in Russia; that for decades Russia has been pursuing a predatory policy towards China, Persia, Armenia and Galicia. Neither Russia, nor Germany, nor any other Great Power has the right to claim that it is waging a “war of defence”; all the Great Powers are waging an imperialist, capitalist war, a predatory war, a war for the oppression of small and foreign nations, a war for the sake of the profits of the capitalists, who are coining golden profits amounting to billions out of the appalling sufferings of the masses, out of the blood of the proletariat.

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jay more like gay

God I hate medoids.

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Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

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Sneeds feed and seed Chucks fuck and suck.

Paзбpaхмe, чe билo пoд нивoтo нa Pycия дa пpaви хлaдилници и кoли, зaтoвa билa пpaвeлa caмo paкeти и пoдвoдници, нo... Дpyгapи, кoгa poдинaтa ви щe пpoизвeдe нeщo дoбpo нa чoвeчecтвoтo и щe гo дaдe нa ocтaнaлитe дa гo пoлзвaт ocвeн opъжия?

Кoгa дa oчaквaмe Pycия дa пpoизвeдe oтвopeнa oпepaциoннa cиcтeмa (нe бaзиpaнa нa Линyкc и нe зa нyждитe нa apмиятa им?)

Кoгa щe изpaбoтят библиoтeкa зa 3D гpaдикa, кoятo дa e cpaвнимa c кaпитaлиcтичecкитe и лoши OpenGL, DirectX, Vulkan и т.н.? Или дoбъp pycки интepнeт бpayзep, щoтo и Firefox, Chrome, Opera пaк идвaт oт лoшия зaпaд?

Кoгa Pycия щe изpaбoти oтвopeни кoмyникaциoнни (интepнeт) пpoтoкoли и cтaндapти пoдoбни нa HTTP, TCP/IP, UDP и т.н. кoитo дa ce изпoлзвaт и oт oбикнoвeнитe хopa бeзплaтнo?

B epaтa нa изкycтвeния интeлeкт, квaнтoвитe кoмпютpи и виpтyaлнaтa peaлнocт, кoгa Pycиятa Bи щe пpeдocтaви бeзплaтeн дocтъп дo квaнтoв кoмпютъp кaктo дo пpaви "вpaжecкaтa" IBM?
research.ibm.com/ibm-q/

Кoгa Джyджeтo щe пpeдcтaви oчилa зa виpтyaлнa peaлнocт пoдoбни (или пo-дoбpи) oт Microsoft HoloLens
microsoft.com/en-us/hololens

Кoгa някoя pycкa фиpмa или дъpжaвaтa, щe пpeдocтaви (пaк бeзплaтнo) библиoтeкa зa oбyчeниe нa изкycтвeн интeлeкт пoдoбнa нa Tensorflow нa Google?
tensorflow.org/

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minecraft is an RPG based upon the true history of queen england and samurai joseph

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Be American
Get shot

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward.

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I pledge Allegiance
To the flag
Of the United States of America
And to the Republic
For which it stands
One Nation
Under God
Indivisible
With Liberty and Justice for All

"I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds"

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>I smoked a cigarette and browsed the news. A story about niggers, written by a nigger, talked about how niggers need more et. cetera. The needs of a nigger are endless. a nigger on every television channel. a nigger in every movie. nothing but nigger music for niggers and those who with to be niggers. that is almost worse than being a nigger. at least a nigger does not want to be a nigger. a nigger does not want to be a nigger so badly he will kill everyone who is not a nigger just so that he might not be reminded that he is a nigger. I was glad to be alone again in my room, where no nigger had ever been. there are few places like this left in the world. when the nigger was the freed the world became the nigger's slave.
>At night the niggers come out, brave in the absence of light, as if the Night were an accomplice to the niggers, lending shadow to the misdeeds of the darkies. Beneath the luminescence of gaudy streetlights the gangs of niggers, in feral nigger packs, would stumble and howl, liquored-up on cheap nigger drinks and enthused by the scantily clad negresses. In the day these niggers were more docile. The tumult of the niggers grew tedious and I decided to leave, to walk perhaps to a place where no niggers ever went. To do this I needed to walk down the niggerstained streets and wait in subway overrun by niggers.
>Every nigger looked at me as if waiting for me to call them what they, as niggers, knew what I, as not a nigger, knew them to be. Most of the passengers were niggers or niglets. Each nigger stared at the other niggers with the suspicion that infects every nigger due to the violence inherent in each nigger and no one knows what a nigger is capable of more than a nigger. that is why niggers always leer as they do, for niggers assume that everyone has a propensity for violence equal to a nigger's.

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very impressive work on the poem russanon

You did better than I expected

GOAT
You should do voice acting for the next metro game

good job

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

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Hey that wasn't that bad

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Unter dem Begriff Generalplan Ost werden eine Reihe von Plänen, Planungsskizzen und Vortragsmaterialien zu einer möglichen neuen Siedlungsstruktur im Rahmen der nationalsozialistischen „Ostpolitik“ zusammengefasst. Diese theoretischen Konzepte bildeten auf der Grundlage der NS-Rassendoktrin eine Planungsgrundlage für eine Kolonisierung und „Germanisierung“ von Teilen Ostmittel- und Osteuropas.

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kek. This is actually pretty good