Britain is pretty much the only country that has a piece of shared history with every single nation on the planet

Britain is pretty much the only country that has a piece of shared history with every single nation on the planet.

>What was the best thing Britain ever did for your country?
>What was the biggest crime Britain committed against your country?

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Fuck the queen 2bh

>What was the best thing Britain ever did for your country?
Colonized us
>What was the biggest crime Britain committed against your country?
Gave the East India Company have a monopoly over tea (which unironically massively reduced the price) and then didn't abandon their forts in our land after we gained independence

I want to fuck your queen desu

>What was the best thing Britain ever did for your country?
Inspiration for code of laws.
>What was the biggest crime Britain committed against your country?
Selling weapons to the Confederacy until strong-armed into stopping.

>>What was the best thing Britain ever did for your country?
Christianity

>>What was the biggest crime Britain committed against your country?
Tariffs.
We would still be loyal to you if you had let us represent parliament

Best thing Britain brought was Common Law system (Civil Law fags BTFO). Worst thing Britain did was no taxation without representation, but this was at the point where USA wasn't even a country, so it may not count

>tfw first wrote "Let the East India Company have a monopoly" but then changed it to "Gave" and forgot to remove "have"

>Britain is pretty much the only country that has a piece of shared history
France.

literally who

are you some kind of indian?

what the fuck are you doing here shoo

>Selling weapons to the Confederacy until strong-armed into stopping.
Um, what the fuck are you talking about?

Queen Máxima of the Netherlands - An Argentine beauty.

>What was the best thing Britain ever did for your country?
giving us helgoland back
>What was the biggest crime Britain committed against your country?
creating nrw, fuck you brits for this crime!

>Um, what the fuck are you talking about?
military-history.org/blog/it-was-british-arms-that-sustained-the-confederacy-during-the-american-civil-war-peter-tsouras.htm

Boston Tea Party wasn't caused by taxes but by a state funded monopoly, user
It made tea much cheaper since colonists weren't buying it from Dutch smugglers
>not knowing

I am now proud to be British

>>What was the best thing Britain ever did for your country?
helping fight the sp*nish and the fr*nch, on multiple occasions
>>What was the biggest crime Britain committed against your country?
bullying us out of Rhodesia

So that's why France refused to help them!

>bullying us out of Rhodesia
But Rhodesia and South Africa were basically your only allies during the Colonial war.

>the best
Fucked off and left us alone.
>the worst
Burned our capital.

Hubba bubba :D

That and we threatened to drive France out of Mexico if they started anything. After the war ended we parked a rather large army on the Mexican border and "lost" large shipments of weapons inside Mexican territory near rebel bases, conveniently gift-wrapped. They pulled out pretty quickly after that.

>even with help from the largest empire on Earth Dixie was no match for the USA
It's not fucking fair south bros!

Be fair, we burned York first.

>thread ruined by 10 different yanks giving autistic answers
fucks sake
we need some uncommon flags in here to tell their stories about the empire

not many people care about britain today, can't blame them

>>What was the best thing Britain ever did for your country?
helped us during ww2
>>What was the biggest crime Britain committed against your country?
blockaded the sea between denmark and norway, causing a huge famine
stole our merchant fleet for some reason
resisting our invasion

America is literally the only good thing we made.

Italian expatriate here. You cucked us out of the land promised to us in exchange for our 2 million casualties in the first german chimpout.

>>What was the best thing Britain ever did for your country?
supporting Pinochet

Maybe you should start a British English image board, Sup Forums was made by an American that.

maybe you should start your own language then sweetie?
the clue is in the name

That's some weak shit there lads.

fuck off you dickhead

Spot the proxy mutt

>What was the best thing Britain ever did for your country?
Taught us navy

>What was the biggest crime Britain committed against your country?
Nothing, if anything, we betrayed UK after WW1.

I was talking about muh pink map

UK is literally our greatest ally

Um George, how is thanking you for Chririanity autistic?

>Nothing, if anything, we betrayed UK after WW1.
correct
fuck japan and fuck every weeb on this website

>Czechia

>>What was the best thing Britain ever did for your country?
Literally nothing
>>What was the biggest crime Britain committed against your country?
Fucked us in 1938 together with France, Italy and Germany (Munich Agreement)

think you specifically mean protestantism you spacker

Yes.

You also turned William Adams into an Irishman for some reason.
Fuck you.

>Best thing:
You assisted us during the great northern war
>worst thing
You declared war against us. Nothing ever happen though so i guess it isnt a bad thing.

Britain made the world a much better place. this is a fact.
if britain fucked your cunt at some point, it's probably because you deserved it.

>best ally
Where the fuck were they when we were in Vietnam?!

you don't need to thank us for christianity as you would have been regardless
except you'd be catholic if france or spain had become the dominant force

still love you Nippon

well you're the only relevant nation we haven't invaded so count yourself lucky

>getting bogged down in a french colony
no thanks mate

You dogged us in Suez so we thought we;d skip that one.

You mean like Killing innocent Zulus just to get their diamonds?

idk lmao

>As well as providing regional intelligence, Britain supplied military hardware through back channels and gave training in jungle warfare to US special forces. British soldiers also signed up to fight. It is estimated that as many as 2,000 Britons were on the ground in Vietnam; individuals simply resigned from the army and re-enlisted in Australian or New Zealand fighting units. Other documents reveal that SAS soldiers were given civilian status in US units ‘so that their British military identity is lost’.

yanks have backstabbed us at every opportunity and used our country when it seemed fit
fuck the lot of you

This map uses a very misleading definition of "invaded". England controlled some French territories at one point, but it's not an invasion if you don't annex the whole country. Also, the US was the only country to ever invade Japan, so the map is outright wrong.

YES! exactly like that!

>Britain invaded Kazakhstan

hi daddy

>What was the best thing Britain ever did for your country?
Helped in btfoing roaches

>What was the biggest crime Britain committed against your country?
nothing really

Thinking about it it feels like our countries never really did too much shit together. At least on a big scale. We were allies in a few wars, sort of enemies during the Napoleonic wars but not really.
You did sort of invade and occupy a shitty small island in Southern Sweden almost nobody lived on once. Though funnily enough we used that occupation to trade/smuggle shit with you behind Napoleons back.

hi mate
what was the best and worst for british honduras?

>Best thing
British colonization gave us a springboard in terms of infrastructure.
>Biggest crime
I'd say impressment, but who wasn't doing that at the time?
Maybe also arming the Natives.

the Kazakh government took the film 'Borat' as an act of war

Oh yeah, and common law is pretty based.

Scratch what i said. We declared war on you and you ”””invaded””” us.

>nothing really
the absolute state of this nation that we have never put a foot wrong with the saudis
everyone in parliament needs to be hung publicly

>Thinking about it it feels like our countries never really did too much shit together
says a lot about how irrelevant and isolationist sweden has been throughout history

with you fags being somewhat anglo we assumed you would be well adept at fighting jungle-chinks and left you to it.

Where are you getting this, Edward?

you never invaded us

yes we did
be quiet

Saudi is the Belgium of the middle east.

historytoday.com/marc-tiley/britain-vietnam-and-special-relationship#sthash.2UsBwZnR.dpuf
>Edward
Das my middle name kek

Someone needs to read some more european history.

we're barely present in Asia history compared to the British

Not really. During the viking era we explored a fuckton and Swedish cities like Birka were hugely important trading cities, then quite a few years later came the great power era with plenty of warring and conquering. We only really started to slink away after Russia fucked us up good and that's when the UK properly exploded.
It's probably more just that Sweden has always focused it's energy on trying to bring down Denmark and superiority in the Baltics and Southern Germany and to my knowledge Britain has mostly avoided that area. Well not counting Denmark.

show me one war against us

>What was the best thing Britain ever did for your country?

Helped during WW1 I'd say.

>What was the biggest crime Britain committed against your country?

Where do I fucking start?

APOLOGIZE!

English people are pretty much the most successful people in the world.

Then what is your first name?
George?
Michael?
John?
Nigel?
Lloyd?

I've always wondered, did they like rebuild the house after that or is the current white house like another house they just renamed?

doesn't have to be a war against you, just british troops on your land

You guessed another one of my middle names.

>What was the best thing Britain ever did for your country?
Invade us
>What was the biggest crime Britain committed against your country?
Lost the invasion

John Edward it is

>Britain
>country

lol well by that logic we too invaded most of the world

i like how colonisation is so deeply rooted into the anglo psyche, that we even try to colonise Sup Forums
/brit/
/britfeel/
/britpol/
/bleep/
are all rightful british territories

It was rebuilt

>tfw American mother but English father
>Britain is still colonizing us after all this time
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

This isn't funny anymore...

>the Virgin invaded countries vs the CHAD Chad

lmao

>American mother but English father
alri Churchill

no you didn't
saudi soldiers have never set foot on british soil (well maybe for some training but that doesn't count)

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