What France has stollen to you

what France has stollen to you

our dignity

I agree for some of them but the Joconde?
Go fuck yourself, Léonard de Vinci gifted it to our king François 1er

our own dignity and pride

The French are weird, sometimes when talking about culture it seems like they see Italy as an extension of France, Italians born there integrate right away too, I guess we are the only one they feel close with.

THEY HAVE STOLEN THE LIGHT OF LIBERTY AND DEMOCRACY ROM US AMERICANS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

We Poles taught French what fork is and how to use it

Our flag.

The FR*NCH are subhuman theives

>le joconde
KYS FAGGOT GIB IT BACK

a morte i francesi

votate Salvini

>le joconde
You can't even see that she's a woman. Proof that she belongs to us.

>I guess we are the only one they feel close with.
isn't it obvious ?

National dignity in the XYZ Affair (later recouped).
Our revolutionary thunder.
Some sailors under Napoleon.
Credit for the liberation of France.


But they bankrolled our independence and bought us time on D-day so it's cool.

*appropriate this thread*

>the face of arrogance

Italy didn't exist at the time. It's not Leonard's fault that he felt more French than a non-existent national identity at the time!
>w-we wuz Enlightenment n shiet!!!

>the face of surrender

do you really though?

Not really, sometimes it feels you guys hate everyone, we call you "cugini d'oltralpe" (the cousins beyond the Alps), I don't think you have a nickname for us for example, at least that I know of.

that is France ;)

The face of superiority.

If there's one country that isn't allowed to mock France for her performance in WW2, it's definitely Italy.

We call you ritals but...aye, I don't think it's a very positive nickname.

VIVE

France stole my confidence :(

LE

Nothing, we are best bros
t. oldest friend

KAMOULOX

Materazzi è caduto
perché ha preso una testata
la testata gliel’ha data
Zinedine Zinedine Zidane
Ma lui poi s’è vendicato
per quel gesto disgraziato
una rete ha segnato
e vinciamo noi i Mundial
Adesso ridacci la nostra Gioconda
perché siamo noi i Campioni del Mondo
È nostra è nostra vogliam la Gioconda
Alè oh oh
Materazzi ha fatto gol
Materazzi è caduto
perché ha preso una testata
la testata gliel’ha data
Zinedine Zinedine Zidane
Ma lui poi s’è vendicato
per quel gesto disgraziato
una rete ha segnato
e vinciamo noi i Mundial
Adesso ridacci la nostra Gioconda
perché siamo noi i Campioni del Mondo
È nostra è nostra vogliam la Gioconda
Alè oh oh
Materazzi ha fatto gol
È nostra è nostra vogliam la Gioconda
Alè oh oh
Materazzi ha fatto gol

L I B R E

oh noes ! Je le surrend, monsieur ! Oui oui moi baguette oui je veux mon baguette, ou è la baguetterie? S'il vous plait, ce trove cette baguette adorable ! oh la la

>germany helppp my italian ass is on fire

>hon hon

Nobody actually gives a shit about the Gioconda here. In fact i have no idea why it's so over-glorified since there are way better artworks from Leonardo.

*eats casu marzu*
aaah il verme un piacere

kys it*lians

germs are subhumans and need to be destroyed for good, we can agree on this, right?

germs are they best friends

yes
Italians are the only people we really feel culturally close to
At least for most of France

>sometimes it feels you guys hate everyone
yes but the italians less than others

>I don't think you have a nickname for us for example
we have rital which is short for "réfugié italien" from after ww1, it's pejorative

>what have the french stolen from you
>french

Their entire culture is based on theft.

You must be from Provence if you think so. I live in Perpignan and you'd be hard-pressed to find someone who doesn't feel close to the Catalans.

>>sometimes it feels you guys hate everyone
>yes but the italians less than others
this is actually really sweet

our clay (Elsaß-Lothringen)

kek'd hard
aww :3 guess the red wine and cheese unites us all. What about the Germans/spaniards and the belgians?

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Yes I am
>Perpignan
you're in Roussillon bud, it basically IS Catalonia

dumb anime poster

kill yourself
no one in Alsace likes you

wow, why are you so rude?

>so you invade Greece but need Germany's help

Because he's right, no one in Alsace likes krauts.

We don't really feel close to germans tb.h
We don't care about spaniards (we don't even have nicknames for them). Maybe in the south-west it's different tho.
French speaking belgians are almost considers as french.

I'm tired of Germans claiming Alsace-Lorraine
It was just a glacis for Germany for when we would try to get it back
what a stupid idea by the way
we're not arrogant pieces of shit like you, we have more in common with fucking Lorraine than the rest of you disgusting trash

wow you are a really rude person

tsundere

what a shit stirrer of a frog. Was he also the one who made the statues of French ww2 generals lol

WRONG. Elsaß-Lothringer loved speaking german with me when I visited. Very friendly people.

Unlike you. Did your mom not teach you any manners? Tone it down, okay?

De Gaulle was a fine politician. He basically forced France into the winner side even though we lost in two weeks.

don't fight :'(

we're all EUropean brothers

faggot

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