ITT: Rate all of your country's neighbors

ITT: Rate all of your country's neighbors

>Guatemala
scum of the earth, world would be a better place if it never existed.

>Mexico
The average Mexican (excluding immigrants) is nice and friendly.

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>Norway
too cold and too far, nothing much, 6/10
>Finland
very cool and cute but sometimes they freak out for no reason, 8,9/10
>Estonia
butthurt but cute, 7,1/10
>Latvia
butthurt but cute (even cuter than eesti but dont tell them), 7,5/10
>Lithuania
butthurt, 6/10
>Poland
hatefuck partner number 1, 7/10
>Belarus
a slimy fox, but theyre the only guys we can tell our secrets to, 8,6/10
>Ukraine
hatefuck partner number 2, 7,5/10
>Gerogia
they freaked out but its okay now, 7,7/10
>Azerbaijan
nothing special, 6,8/10
>Kazakhstan
see Belarus
>Mongolia
cute, but theyre too introvert, 7,4/10
>China
"strategicall ally"/10
>North Korea
sometimes it gets scary, but in general theyre just fun to watch at (they also take some attention away), 6,4/10

naval borders/unrecognized countries
>DNR/LNR
children born after another hatefuck with Ukraine, its pretty awkward
>Abkhazia and South Ossetia
cute kittens that you want to protect
>Japan
its getting better every year
>USA
secret hatefuck partner number 3

>Estonia
Thanks for the cheap booze little brother.

>Sweden
Thanks for all the past years but it's time to build a wall.

>Russia
Please don't occupy

>Norway
No one goes this high up north so it doesn't really count.

>Germany
I like it but not their open immigration policy
>Austra
it's cool
>Pooland
I guess they're okay but I have mixed feeling about the food quality they're sending here
>Slo*akia
better if that never existed, hate those fuckers who abandoned us in ww2, then came up after war like "t'was just a prank xD" and then split again to create worst country in the world

>Uruguay
Good lads
>Argentina
Good lads
>Paraguay
Good lads
>Bolivia
Good lads
>Peru
Good lads
>Colombia
Good lads
>Venezuela
Naughty lads
>Guyana Suriname
>France
I guess it's there lads

>Russia
Just fuck off and leave us alone pls
>Belarus
They are OK, exept being dictatorshit
>Poland
What the fuck is wrong with you, m8?
>Slovakia
Are we even neighbors?
>Hungary
What the fuck is wrong with you, m8? (2)
>Romania
They play good, so they seem nice
>Moldova
Good people and good wine (but not as good as georgian)
>Transnistria
what a fucking mistake

>Belgium
Good lads
>Germany
Good lads
>France
Good Lads

>Belgium
lovers forever 10/10
>Switzerland
huguenot descendants are nice and it's a great country 10/10
>Spain
love them 10/10
>Italy, Germany
burn it with fire

>Tasmania
a bit odd but i don't mind them
>NZ
every nzer I've met has been great
>PNG
wouldn't go near there with a 1000km pole
>indonesia
they keep killing our drug dealers

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>US
Racist, too many guns, undesirable place to live, wish Canada were our neighbors instead
>Guatemala
A poorer Chiapas
>Belize
I forgot this country existed.

>Bolivia
Cute little sister, dere-dere towards us

>Brasil
Cute. Sometimes full tsun-tsun, sometimes full dere-dere towards us

>Chile
>Colombia
>Ecuador
Cute little sister, tsundere towards us

>Canada
Nice area full of nice people until you get to the injun residences.
>Mexico
Country full of disgusting people who are always drunk on tequila after eating a plate of refried sick with cheese and then later fall asleep next to a cactus with a poncho on. Also sell drugs.

> China
cancer of the human race

> S. Korea
pop stars and kimchi

> Japan
cute animu girls

> Philippines
english speaking asians

YOUR MOM

norway - they are nice
sweden - they've always been a pain in the ass
germany - same as sweden. really nice being in the middle of their refugee sandwich of 2015

hey! stop spreading memes you fucking gringo... we can get drunk with beer and pulque too

chilled polefag here

>Germany
cool, a bit annoying and uptight, but mostly overly protectionist mommy that wants us to be too much like them which in turn caused a typical kneejerk; we're definitely assholes towards them

>Czechia
great people, great life goals, bad food (except for knedliki), great beer, funny language; they still hold a grudge against us and probably have every reason to

>Slovakia
we're ignorant about Slovaks and thus we deserve their hatred; they probably don't give a fuck though

>Ukraine
lovehate r/s, probably the most bipolar; piles of historical grudges against each other, but also shared history and common hatred against evul russkies

>Belarus
pity mostly and condescending view, we wish they had more independence

>Lithuania
they fucking hate us eternally and probably have every reason to do so; i still don't understand why so much though even if i know all the history between us; worked with some abroad last summer, great people

>Russia
eternal enemy no. 1; we still think that every russkie deep in the heart wants poland eradicated b/c of 1610, the only time in history when Moscow was conquered (by polish inept fucktards); in reality great bros, great culture

>poortugal
nice cunt, very similar to spain except their depressive way of live. top tier food and beautiful landscapes, confy people.8/10
>france. not bad cunt but too full of niggas and their citys look like dirty and a bit careless. people are too introvertide like rest of europe.5/10

>morocco. top tier food and a very cheap country to discover and visit it,but Their people are the worst scum in the earth. 3/10

>andorra not a country desu. only a snow resort of vacances. 6/10

>Syria
Don't fly on our property
>Egypt
Pyramids can't even shoot lahzoors across the continent
>Lebanon
Don't ride on our property in suicide trucks
>Jordan
>Jordan who?

Self inflicted pain in the ass*

Sounds like you need to stop living in a shitty neighborhood.

>why won't these guys we're trying to enslave, kill and steal the land from stop being such assholes

>Canada
shit
>Mexico
luckily we're bordered by the rich, civilized, white northern Mexicans so its not that bad

friendly and conscientious reminder that anime is for literal man children and socially abnormal weebs and if you even ironically post anime pictures or discuss anime or actively browse anime boards, then you are a faggot to such an offensive degree that this world would be better off if you simply disappeared. but since that's an unrealistic expectation, it would be better if you just killed yourselves. failing that, then i can only hope that humanity decides to come together to wipe you pathetic fucking losers off the face of earth and, for your sake, i hope the cleansing will be swift and merciful. not that you deserve mercy, mind you, i just want the world to be rid of your kind as soon as possible. i'm not even trying to be edgy right now it's just my personal opinion that most people fortunately share.

our greatest ally america

Imagine being this mad about reaction images.

I just realized we tecnically border France wtf

>Portugal
Iberianbros. Must visit someday. Only Portuguese I met personally was very nice, reliable and friendly.
>France
A bit pretentious, but nothing too bad. They don't seem to like us, which is sad because I want to be friends. Great food and drinks. Aquitaine best region.
>Andorra
Mini Switzerland. It's okay.
>Morocco
At least their veggies are cheap.
>Gibraltar
Meme rock.

>Argentina
Best neighbour, and it isn’t that good either so you can tell how bad are them. Not bad people, a little bit obnoxious but everything’s good until football comes to the conversation

>Peru
Not everyone is bad, and the ones living here are actually pretty decent, but most of them always talk shit about Chile.

>Bolivia
Utter shit

>They don't seem to like us
Pretty sure Spain is the #1 destination for our youth

>argentina
so-so most of them are friendly or some are just utter cunts
>peru
for some reason they talk a lot of siht about us
>bolivia
kill them all

>New Zealand
we had a joint army for years for fucks sake
>Indonesia
just trying to hold itself together basically don't interact except bogans gong there and occasionally being executed for trafficking drugs like retards
>PNG
i don't know tribes and shit but pretty much does nothing
>pacific islands
slightly more developed png

>Belgium
real bros. We like making fun of them but we love them

>Luxembourg
Cheap cigarets and work for people living on the border

>Germany
We act like if we were friends now but deep inside we still hate them (and they probably hate us too)

>Switzerland
We like stealing their jobs

>Italy
Basically happy and somtime annoying cousins

>Monaco
Good football team

>Spain
Don't really have opinion on them, they're ok I guess.

>Andorra
Cheap cigarets

>Suriname
lul

>Brazil
lul

>They don't seem to like us

Most people here don't really have strong opinion on Spain. We don't even have nicknames for you. Overall more people like you than the opposite i think

>Lithuania
they seem to dislike us for no reason but overall it's not that bad 5/10
>Belarus
it's like Poland but cuter also all Belarusians I know are cool funny guys 8/10
>Ukraine
a lot of bydło also Ukraninians here seem to act weird and out of place, it's like your awkward shy cousin that you don't have any common topics to talk about 2/10
>Slovakia
funny mountain people 7/10 (I don't know anything about Slovakia t bh)
>Czech Republic
arrogant but also funny and chilled out, most prosperous of slavs 7.5/10
>Germany
absolutely worst scum, most despicable people, arrogant, rude, prideful, no sense of humor 0/10 see me after class
>Russia
can't say a bad word about them very cool and friendly people 9/10

Well one can't choose their neighbours, can they?
Honestly I would purify the land of these bastards amongst mongrels if it was for me to choose.

One day USA will lose influence and its position, that day your country will be finally glassed and turned to dust and its people eradicated, entire world will celebrate that happy day

I'm glad to hear that, my neighbors. Cheers!

only including metropolitan neighbours

>Belgium
cool and fun people
really like them, Wallons are basically French

>Luxembourg
it's just a little Belgium

>Switzerland
a bit haughty but they are a cordial people and I like them too

>Italy
we have a lot in common, they're great

>Spain
we don't think not talk much about them, they look isolated to us, I often hear they dislike us
don't know what to think of them

>England
I guess they're alright but they're distant and arrogant
we are often jealous of them

>Germany
haven't met a single person who like Germany
absolute unwanted shithole full of arrogant, dangerous and despicable shit eaters with dicks in their throats
should burn

Google Yom Kippur war, Omar.

forgot

>Andorra
cute little passage to Spain
don't know much about the people but they're culturally close to western Occitans

>Monaco
basically Niçois
they're quite arrogant though

>norway
>finland
>denmark
10/10 but they all hate us

>Spain
Way too loud and a bit dumb-sounding, but pretty nice chaps. We're too close for them not to feel like a cheap knock-off of Portugal where things aren't quite in place, and I assume it's the same way for them.

I think we'd ultimately prefer to be an island. I like Spaniards, but it's hard to compete against fish.

What the fuck are you even doing in this site?

he's right though
animefags should stick to their containment boards

>Japan
Really nice people but ignore right wingers. Japanese are normally friendly if Koreans are friendly to them. We should argue less and the governments become friends.
>North Korea
Lol, Kim Jeong-eun is retarded. I feel bad for Koreans there. It will be hard for when we unify but we should try our best to help North Korean citizens.
>China
Less shit government than North Korea but still shit government. Threat to the region. We (rest of East Asia) need to be ready to fight them. Average people can be anywhere from really nice cool people to cultureless savages.

>Argentina

We share a lot of traditions with them, dances, music and history, our first national anthem was the same in the early years of independence.
They can be cunts (just like us)

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>Perú
They always tried their best, some peruvians hate us to death but it's okay, bad people can be found everywhere in the world.

>Bolivia

Not bad people, their president is a big asshole (huevo morales)

>Pitcairn Islands
who?

This site is for anime lovers not the other way around. And the guy got arseblasted because of a fuckin reaction pic in a fuckin imageboard ffs

Je t'aime!!!

Please be bait.

>Lithuania
they hate us despite that we like them still 7/10
>Belarus
I didn't hear anything bad about them so they are nice right? 8/10
>Ukraine
Maybe they are between a rock and a hard place, but why are they coming here, stealing jobs from poorest poles (getting sometimes better salary) but also even acting hateful toward us when they praise Ukrainians who were killing poles. I'm dissapointed of them. 3/10
>Slovakia
We are in v4 so I think that we are friends 9/10
>Czech Republic
Same as for Slovakia 9/10
>Germany
I'm not sure about them, they were agressive toward us several times so I'm a bit afraid of them 5/10
>Russia
Same as for Germany 5/10

>America
Used to be better.

>sweden - they've always been a pain in the ass
Självförvållad you idiot

>Brazil
Fucking hate them, they really want us in their shithole just to destroy our culture. pardo/10

>Uruguay
Cool guys, wouldn't mind if they annex us. 8/10

>Argentina
They are good, just a bit annoying some times. 7/10

>Paraguay
They unironically are pretty cool, its cheap to buy things there but sometimes they immigrate here. 6.5/10

>Poland
Have many friends from there but the country itself triggered WW2, betrayed us and stole land from us. And all that for the kikes. 5/10

>Czech Republic
Did some shit to us but are quiet ok now. 7/10

>Austria
Land of the Landesvater Adolf Hitler, wants to be a wannabe Germany not admitting it openly. Still love it. 10/10

>Switzerland
Nice country that partly dislikes us and i am ok with it. Like them anyway. 9/10

>France
Arrogant idiots that are the very definition of a cucked soyboy weakling. They hate us for being superior to them in every aspect. But i i think we don't have top feel guilty for being better than them.
They stole Elsass from us. Burn them with fire 1/10

>Luxemburg
Nice little city ähh country 9/10

>Belgium
Slightly bigger ci .... country. And thanks for the SCAR-L. Works great. 10/10

>Netherlands
Love these bros. Great people and a great country 10/10

>Denmark
Would like it much better, if they wouldn't be bitching around that much about Sweden. You behaved shit tier to them and want love and respect back. Minus for that. Otherwise i love this little country /9/10

>Sweden
Second home country and my eternal m8's. If SHTF happens there, me and my belgian SCAR-L will join you to purge the shit. 15/10

> Venezuela
1/10
> Ecuador
1/10
> Peru
3/10
> Brazil
5/10
> Panama
5/10

>civilized

>He forgot based Luxembourg

>Brazil
Nice people, it's like colombia but with portuguese instead of spanish.
>ecuador.
Bros, with ugly wowen.
>Venezuela
Hot women, but a huge shithole.
>perú
Bros, with ugly women.
>Panamá
Someday we will take it back and will be a single country

Portland: hipsters, ugly woman, bums, good beer and landscape. 7/10

Nevada: Lazy, boring, shithole 1/10

Arizona: Amazing landscape, hot and dry, nice people, rednecks 7/10

TJ: Dirty, lawless, tacos, strippers and tequila 5/10

>sweden
My friends
>denmark
Cant understand them but they are cool
>finland
Cool
>russia
Pathetic country but the people are nice

>Sweden
9/10 Like a bit more popular stepbrother that we get jealous of and make way too much memes and banter about small things. In the end we are a bit different but there is no bad blood, to the contrary.

>Russia
Government absolutely corrupt/10. People 7/10 but can't shake the feeling of suspicion and distrust. Some people are really nice and some of the culture is nice, but has serious problems with corruption and general distrust and shadiness.

>Norway
Bit more loud and silly than Sweden, but bit less proud. Not nearly as close with than any other neighbor. But still 8.5/10

>Estonia
Like a little brother, that we always have wished the best for and felt a little sorry for. They sound like silly and drunk finns. Language is kinda similar, so it makes us feel less alone in the northern Europe. 10/10

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>USA
Arrogant cunts who thinks everyone wants to be american, and live there. Love the south though, lots of nice people

>Argentina
they're OK I wish they didn't hate us
>Peru
they're OK I wish they didn't hate us
>Bolivia
nuke

akjskajs chicano

>america
twats
>denmark
bro-tier when they aren't stealing our islands
>france
much better than quebeckers

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Que cultura maravilhosa e primeiro mundista

>Canada
Alright

>Mexico
Shit

>Argentina
Normal
>Peru
Normal
>Bolivia
Normal

Feelings mutual, but Alberta is alright. Wish you guys would stop crossing the border to buy stuff and drive drunk.

>USA
Sucks to live so close to Mordor, but they aren't that bad.
>Guatemala
Mexican colony, it would probably be better if we anexed them.
>Belize
I think we gave this to the Brits so they would fuck off but they forgot to give it back. Shows how you can never trust an anglo.

>Nicaragua
Nice natural views, absolute and utter shit in every other aspect
>Panama
Good lads

I wish I lived in the US instead of this shithole.

>he wants to live in the us
How retarded are you?

I'm an engineer I want to make 150k

We’re basically the same shit, and the only advantage of living in the US over Canada is if you’re rich, and if you’re rich you should be able to move here easily anyway.

>Canada
nice enough, good trade partners, hate their condescension.
>Mexico
good food, beneficial trade, immigrants will do anything for $50, going to TJ is a fun and cheap night out.

>canada

nice nature, the people often choose to be quite annoying

>mexico

I'd rather this were further away

I am the last young white person in Vancouver, I want to move to washington state but don't know how.

I want to get out of this hell.

>chile
no history no territory good economy horrible accent
regular
>uruguay
little sister
ok
>brazil
nice history nice football nice bundas
ok
>peru
the only one with real history, good beaches for parties but few pretty girls
too much ameridian, the only who help us in war
ok
>ecuador
currency is dollar so is not a country
>bolivia
shit
>colombia venezuela
who the fuck cares
>paraguay
girls good sex

Why do you mention us? We are not even neighbors

Loud, annoying and obnoxious.

>USA
Nuke/10
>Guatemala
I would love it if it wasn't so poor, but otherwise it is ok
>Belize
404/10
>Cuba
Love it despite it being poor

>South Korea
9/10
Pretty good.They have democracy and very good music culture.

>Taiwan
8/10
They are also democracic.
And they have beautiful nature

Chink/North Korea
0/10
KILL IT WITH FIRE

>Ireland
We're cool now
>Scotland
The brother we hate
>Wales
The brother we forget exists
>France
How long have you got?

Why does everyone hates us?

you're the same, with one difference, we don't shoot indians anymore

>USA
Why didn't Germany or Russia annihilated it?
>Guatemala
My favorite CA country
>Belize
YOUR MOM, I don't know anything about it though

>UK
Friends
>Belgians
Brothers
>Luxembourg
Who cares?
>Germany
Scumbags
>Swiss
Rich
>Italy
Beautiful
>Spain
Sun

Going to do states cause just our national neighbors is short and lame
California:
>Nevada
6/10 spooky interesting place with las vegas, but then again kinda sucks
>Washington
7/10 Weird forest people to the north, reason why we are so rich thanks to making all our tech companies, overall seems okay
>Arizona
8/10 One of my favorite states, very chill people with a cool environment and state. Very hot though. I do like visiting. Our crazy brother
>Oregon
5/10 (10/10 for the forest itself) basically one giant San Fransisco that should either be annexed by Washington or sold to the Chinese. Hipster filled, shitty attitude. But Oregon itself is one of the most beautiful states I have ever seen with my own eyes.
>Texas
7/10 (Our main rival) hahahahaahah ur shit texas lol (jk)
>Idaho
Potato 20/10
>New Mexico
6/10 kinda bland state but with UFO's. Would like to visit. Cool Flag
>Alaska
9/10 Big state that hasn't done anything bad. Seems like a chill place to visit or study at. I do like salmon and money
>Hawaii
7/10 Surprised not much people talk about Hawaii here, considering they are a fellow pacific state. Cool culture and cool islands but too much tourism.
>Utah
6/10 weird Mormon state
>Colorado
7/10 Cool mountain state but have never been.

States

>Vermont
a perfect 50-50 mix of the most liberal hellhole on earth where you can legally marry and impregnate your adopted african daughter, and hyper right-wing gun ownership to the point of legally owning artillery.

>Maine
97% white with the rest being asian, so that's nice desu, most forested state and it's generally beautiful. Very low crime and cheap as FUCK seafood. You can get fresh sushi there for the price of a big mac.

>Massachusettes
Fine, pretty based, they're northerners who are excessively educated and like to fight.

>North Korea
tfw this fucker actually helped the west know what korea is
still NK is a fucking asshole

>China
one of the biggest reason i dont want reunification
dont want to risk facing our border with this fucker
a lot of chinks will sneak in
nobody wants that

>Jap
wish to get along since japan is at least the most civilized country in east asia
but still cant trust this fucker too
every japs are two faced or multi faced
they're kind but must be countlessly stabbing you inside their mind

>Taiwan
as we call them "island china"
Japan asslickers

>Russia
another reason i dont want reunification

>North Korea
1/10

>China
0/10

>Jap
7/10

>Taiwan
6/10

>Russia
4/10

>US
they're ok, we survive from their trade and we compliment their resource needs
>Greenland (Denmark)
they're ok, we playfully fight over an island and leave domestic liquors and a flag on the island every once in a while for the other side

>Gookland
-9999/10 please die so I don't have to see k pop
Without k-pop: 2/10
>Chinkland
3/10 at least you had your times but seriously they're dangerous and barbaric at the same time
>Taiwan
10/10 best fuckboi, would fuck again
>Hk
5/10 now a fuckboi of mainland
>Rus
2/10 barbaric and took islands
>Best korea
1/10 1 point for the possibility of them nuking worst korea and usa at the same time
Else worse than worst korea

Others:
>ASEAN in general
0/10 why isn't china just nuking the hell out of this place, lazy and stupid people everywhere
>USA
4/10 generally rapists and weeb come here but no problems with them shooting each other and attacking random cunts so 4

why did this make me laugh

>Mexico
Every person I've met from Mexico has been pretty enjoyable to talk to, unlike other people from North American Latino countries

>Canada
*takes bribe from Chinese aristocrat* *takes bribe from Islamist oil tycoon* haha hey guys look how progressive I am

>Cuba
I have not met a single Cuban that hasn't been a total cunt

>Bahamas
Never really paid much attention to the Bahamas desu

>we don't shoot indians anymore

What are you gay?