How can human "males" ever hope to compete?

How can human "males" ever hope to compete?

No seriously how, they take all the qt space trucker gfs

IMAGINE

Wait til he pops out his inner penis

>there is a nigger inside that suit
mmmmmmmmm

>the original Giger design had a penis come out of its mouth
hmmm....

>Ripley was originally going to be a man
mmmmmmmmmmm

>she freely admits to wanting to fug the xeno
mmmmmmmmmmm...

>tfw after all these years still no good alien porn fucking ripley

theres some pretty gud stuff of the xeno fucking hudson

...

well fuck I'm in for anything

damn it i was trying to get a different response
>yfw there is none of that either

eh closest thing to decent xeno and outright not remotely close to human shaped alien stuff, just google meandraco e621

truly a suffering
thanks mate

>don't kidnap woman and tie them up with my alien spunk
>don't force them to endure rape with a space spider
>don't have super space acid for blood
>don't impale them with mouth within a mouth, razor sharp whip tale, and claws.

This thread makes me want to watch Alien 3. Nothing does that.

>That moment when you learn what actually was inside that costume, and everything adds up.

I wanna fuck a xeno

XENO'D

Can someone post the official alien statue, the one with the plump lips.

Alien 4

and that he actually died of AIDS

He didn't die of aids, he died of sickle cell.

>Implying "she" wasn't

White men really belong to the BBC.