>be french*Id

>Honhonhon the anglo*Ids have terrible food
>Qu'est-ce que c'est?
>frog legs
>très....très m-magnifique mon ami
>*tombe dans les pommes

why do they do this?

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>anglo*Ids have terrible food

Indeed.

I like the French desu. They are funny people

>be Colombia
>...
>...
>...

>pablo escobar

That the only thing i know about this country

Narcos was a pretty good show tbqh.

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>that american butthurt

Looks so delightful I'd glady pay $28 + tip

>be colombia
>literal drug trafficker almost become your president

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>be Colombia
>pablo escobar as your president would have been an improvement

*spits on your baguette

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based

BASED Columbia putting Fr*nkoids in their place!

don't bully France

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Frogs BTFO

>qu'est-ce que
>quatre-vingt
>aujourd'hui

>had to study french language, literature and culture until high school
BORING
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>picked Spanish instead of Italian even though I'm from Nice and my ancestors were probably Italians

spanish is more useful if you're gonna travel abroad though. I'm not gonna lie.

>69 million speakers
vs
>580 million speakers
you can rest easy at night

jokes on you we'll pass spanish in a few decades thanks to our army of black warriors

yes but those italian speakers are quality people. what's the point of spanish if the speakers are sudacas?

KARA

>le petit coin du arab

Frog legs are delicious.

t. Monsieur Ken

>language of civilization
It doesn't even make sense

>fromage

Have you ever tried to keep your balance walking on apples?

>be french
>youtube.com/watch?v=FKdn4tV4kzc

It's an arab term that's why the translation doesn't make sense.

>be french
>walk to your local theater to watch an american band because france has no good music
>get shot and tortured by your quintessentially french arab copatriots
>wait 48 hours for medical care because shitty government wait lines
>recover
>go on holiday to nice to relax
>get run over

t. pomme de terre

Italy > whatever hispanic country tho

>be american
>go to school
>get shot
>play video games
>get shot
>go to cinema
>get shot
>go to festival
>get shot
>open your front door to police
>get shot
>play with airsoft
>get shot

*mock your national bread
hehe, that should teach you to not cross me garçon

why would i be afraid of a manlet spic ? you guys do la siesta on a daily basis smoking marijuana..

I'm 1.90 bitch. I'll make you surrender so fast that the Fall of Fr*nce will look like a slow paced event in comparison

i'm waiting for you, too bad your too poor to purchase anything but your daily drug dose

I bet you, like other french*Ids, are too poor to properly bathe so you slathe yourself on parfum as if that could diminish your hideous smell

>I bet you, like other french*Ids, are too poor
>coming from this third world country
L M A O
your so poor even your memes are stealed memes lmao

it's not my fault that a so-called """"""""""first world country""""""""""""""" smells worse than casu marzu

*spits on your wine

>are too poor to properly bathe

>my perfume : 96€ for 100mL
>my most expensive soap : 10.5€ for 500mL
In what reality is it cheaper to spray oneself with perfume ?

So it's a cultural thing to not bathe frequently? That's even worse pêh

what you smell is our strong pheromones, if you felt it your either a girl or gay as fuck

NEVER fucking BULLY the French around ME

no it's a meme based on the behavoir of nobles in the xvith century, but i guess you don't wanna be enlighted

are these the pheromones that made England 25% fr*nch ? That is how history smells?

France is the epitome of culture to me. I’m not even quebecois and I speak it. Go fuck yourself coke monkey.

VIVE

*that made the only relevant continent in that time vassal of the french for centuries

I don't remember exactly but that all starts with the regency of Phillipe d'Orléans during which decadency was at its prime, people fucked everywhere at the court and pissed and shat in corridors in those funny holed chairs.
Beginning of the end of the realm.

Watch "Que la fête commence" to see more or less the idea of the degeneracy. Was way worse.
Pic related, the Regent at the left is fucking Marie-Madeleine de la Vieuville, marquise de Parabère right in front of everyone and the abbe Dubois is actually fine with it.

Plus, the OST is quite good.
youtube.com/watch?v=6wrl9Qp_FwU

if nobles didn't bathe it's because it was believed water propagated illness

Which isn't that wrong if the water is dirty af though

well rivers weren't polluted like it is now

don't know what that shit means but the french do have better food and culture.

it's very broken french mocking the fact anglo have shit food while we eat frog legs, new kind of banter, never seen it before

>what is it
>very very magnificent my friend
>fall in the apples

This: , also falling in the apples is an idiom that means passing out

>very broken french

>très magnifique
>not broken french
you should have learnt it better when you were at Lyon dumb spic

>tfw we all know each other and our stories
Well played, Thomas, well played.

you mean I should've used très bon ?

magnifique is enough, you don't say very magnificent right ?

what? I've never been in France, if I ever went there I'd rather travel through based OCCITANIA :^)

je ne le savais pas, merci pour cette information pêh

amma fuck yo shittop if you continue

>he thinks occitania exists

>OCCITANIA
i have bad news..

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*spits on your langues d'oïl
*spits on jules ferry

>play with youself
>get shot

?

the france question is the ultimate iq test. those who pointlessly shit on them are instantly diagnosed with retardation

don't be a retard

i won't mind if people say they dislike France, but they have to come with arguments better than xvith century memes

This. The French are civilization's last hope.

oops hehe

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*blocks ur path*

Frogs are delicious desu

Why are cows only socially acceptable to eat ?

frogs are just okay, they are not gross but there is better tasting meat

OwO

what's this? :3

why canadians are that autist ?

It's fucking fine you see

The French bashing frog eating meme is dead

HUGE WHITE COCK WITH TOP RED AYYYYY

americans are very easy to manipulate, your leader Macron knows how to make Trump AND the american media happy, so we have abandoned the old bush-era facile francophobia for now

>americans are very easy to manipulate

but they are, you greentexted him with a pic of a clown tho

no, that's the president. the one that the corporate media and government tried to manipulate people not to vote for. french are just as easy to manipulate, look at how your government with held details from the paris attack to prevent a "backlash"

*the one elected by russian people

BASED

*look at how your government with held details from 911 attacks to prevent a "backlash"

i'm not denying we're manipulated but that's not unique to us, and i'd say compared to places like sweden, germany, and france it's way less so

>i'm not denying we're manipulated but that's not unique to us, and i'd say compared to places like sweden, germany, and france it's way less so

>i'm not denying we're manipulated but that's not unique to us, and i'd say compared to places like sweden, germany, and france it's way less so

>america is less manipulated than places like sweden, germany, and france
L M A O
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18th of June, 1815 best day of my life
Fr*nkoid genocide when lads?

You better calm the fuck down unless you want us to bomb Greenpeace again