Leaked CTR training manual

It's a textbook that covers memes and their meanings, internet lingo and behavior. So Hillary shills can blend in.

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cringechannel.com/2015/05/28/picture-meme-book/
amazon.com/Rogue-Cartoonist-Internet-Perils-Citizen-Muckraker/dp/1631928287/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8
dailykos.com/story/2016/4/21/1518537/-Clinton-SuperPac-Admits-to-Paying-Internet-Trolls
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

kek
savage
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fucking kek, they admit in their manual that their ideology is blue pilled

Sauce?

>newfags didnt buy the meme handbook before coming to Sup Forums

Looks like a meme textbook. Isn't there a college somewhere where you can get a degree in memes?

i'm surprised someone took time out of their day to make this, providing it was some user

Ah you think memes are your allies? You merely adopted the meme. We were born in it, molded by it. We didn't see the shills until we were already men, by then it was nothing to us but blinding!

I've seen that around long before "CTR" was a thing
OP is probably gay and trying to get people to believe this is the real deal

Absolutely legit, I can't believe they'd do this.

It's a book written by Ben Garrison

man they got the pills wrong. they dont have nothing to do with the political orientation, its a reference to matrix meaning that everyone who swallows the red pill can see through the system and nows of its darkside while the bluepill will make you think everything is fine, the government likes you. correct the record you fucking shills

Bumpy wumpy

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Wow these shills genuinely try to understand us. We should make some fake nonsensical memes just to fuck with them.

so now that shart mart is now confirmed CTR shill will the europoors still fall for the jews propaganda?

Thank you for correcting the record.

hey guys am I doing this meme right?

this

They will never understand, collation and comprehension are two different things.

I put my sodas in the freezer so they get colder faster

That's from Ben Garrison, you dumb faggot

Yeah, does this mean we can all agree to sage shart mart threads?

We must unite and end shart mart meme to spite the CTR shills

>KEK Short for cuckhold, it refers to a man willing to watch his wife have an affair with another man
>willing to watch his wife have an affair with another man
>have an affair with another man
hmpf I always thought it meant: fucked by niggers

4plebs Sup Forumsthread/35287013/#35291972

>desipised

Nice Try OP. A real Textbook pro would have never let that slip by.

I applaud the autism it took to make that though. The autism of Trumpcucks knows no bounds.

>butterface
lol wut? I've never seen this used once on here.

That fappening

They really dropped the ball on that one. That's an embarrassing lack of understanding of your enemy. This is why they will lose.

>Leeds
>Mountain Dew

Zyklon Ben needs to do his homework

Der Knopf war eine Lüge.

hopefully. but my hope really gets disturbed thinking that the alternative is trump x)

Jesus christ why did it take so long for this post

>lol dude Hillary is paying millions of dollars to try to change the minds of the few thousand Americans who use Sup Forums and already hate her so much they would never change their mind

I'm voting for Trump but I seriously don't understand this CTR meme, do people honestly think the trolls on here are being paid to make those threads, it's just a few of us having a laugh at how schizo you all are

Someone get this to Trump so he can post it on his twitter. IT'S HAPPENING FOLKS!!!!!!!!!!

Because the only thing more annoying than /intl/ coming here to LARP as shills, are the retards here who insist on believing people are expending dollars on trying to shill us

kek, this was funded by tax payer money. Money well spent.

how is butterface in any way misogynistic ?

>got the pills "wrong"

You really think they'd have written what a red-pill really means in a government propaganda book?

lol

>it's just a few of us having a laugh at how schizo you all are

epin trolling out there bro

>So Hillary shills can blend in.

Allow me to correct the record. This is fake.

>"Sad Frog"

lol they got the name of the Grinch in a Mask Holding a Gun But Without the Mask and Without the Gun wrong.

My college has a class on internet culture and memes, it's pretty sad desu

no, but im just here on this website to gather and distribute informations. so i had to give them the information about how wrong their propaganda is

I WANT TO BE A CTR SHILL

THAT SEEMS LIKE THE BEST FUCKING JOB EVER

I mean seriously, that sounds fucking sweet. I want to email CTR asking for a job but I don't want to get arrested or some shit. If there's any actual CTR shills here, PLEASE find a way to get me a job.

>desu

Thank you for correcting the record. You're account has received the deposit

Hillary and company are career criminals. You need to master a lock pick set. You need to know how they work first.

Because it's fun. you can post literally ANYTHING that is anti-Trump on this board and get a few hundred replies and people get honestly upset from the looks of it

No you can see who the real shill are when they start showing that they actually have researched into it to debate you. Its the same thing with pedo threads, one person starts it as a troll then it brings the real pedos out of the woodwork to actually argue for their cause.

>BLUE PILL: The user is a Democrat who swallows liberal or left wind ideology, which may include communism
>May

you know, youd think it would be either pedo bear or rage comics that would get me, but the thing that got me is that they STILL think we just say LULZ all the time

fucking 10 year old news broadcast!

cringechannel.com/2015/05/28/picture-meme-book/ you retard

>desu
>not knowing word filters
OUT OUT OUT

>>copy what you want to defame
>[I am one of you] [bring up main topic] [cast doubt] [insult]

th-this... cannot possible be real.

>"""interning""" for CTR is paid
lol they don't even get college credit they just get to say they interned at a campaign.

> they actually edited and printed a fucking manual about shitposting.

What a fucking time to be fucking alive.

>newfag detected

This is obviously fake, fuckers can't grammar. It's a Sup Forums fag trying to rabble rouse with propaganda.

>ZOG

Literally never heard read that here.

They probably think this is stormfront.

the shills were never trying to convert us retard.
the ctr shills were unleashed on Sup Forums to disrupt /cfg/ and destroy board 'unity'.
shills were just tools to be used by the establishment to prevent their chosen one, hillary, from being silver-bulleted.
all a waste of money and time as Sup Forums has no credibility, no-one here will ever convert and lying corrupt crooked "extremely careless" hillary has always been above the law anyway.

>red pill - right wing politics
>blue pill - left wing politics
Correct, Mister Anderson.

Is Sup Forums truly the most popular?
Man, Sup Forums is truly dead then

Basically,
[spoiler]you have to enter a bank completely clothed in BLACK, EXCEPT for your penis, which has to be erected. You will get escorted to the back ASAP and be seated at your own personal CTR work desk[/spoiler]
That's how you get in.

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They understand, but they don't want their pawns to.

If you look at every definition, they aren't quite spot-on. They describe memes from the perspective of a 60 years old trying to understand the internet.

It takes 2 hours on Sup Forums to understand memes well. All you have to do is get into the right mindset. However, they refuse their shills to get into that mindset, because that would eventually redpill them.

where can i get one of these

>sah-jay
I died

Thanks, now I can blend in with you neat cuks

This thread shows how many newfags are shitting up this board. People used to call fags that couldn't identify few years old meme newfags.

Thanks for the advice user! Should I carry an assault rifle to protect myself from naysayers?

>they think the redpill is political

laughingelfman.exe

bait but still

Yes.
You see, Trump has deployed his own agents to stay in the banks and watch for the entering shills.
However, they are actually ROBOTS so it's okay to shoot them if they try to stop you.

That's what I thought. But I want them to know that I'm only doing it for the money, so would it be appropriate to pass a note to the tellers saying "Give me cash"?

Kikes have obviously infiltrated chans. They used their kike money to get a textbook so that they can educate their golems to shill on the internet (Golems are cheaper than actual shills).

Hillary is a stupid shiksa. She doesn't even realize that golems are cheaper than street-shitters.

>ITT: spot the newfags

thx OP

By the time any text book on the subject of internet memes makes it to print it is already out of date. I don't see any baneposting.

Holy shit I'm not the only one in this thread who has been here for more than six months. This is from fucking Ben Garrison's book.

I thought Spurdo was a walrus. CTR actually corrected my rectum.

amazon.com/Rogue-Cartoonist-Internet-Perils-Citizen-Muckraker/dp/1631928287/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8

>ITS FUCKING REAL

>top keks
>s
Can these stupid fucks do anything right?

People say that, but I don't see one reference to exterminating the Sheeny menace in glorious race war, so I'm kinda skeptical that it's a Zyklon Ben original.

This is fairly accurate. D'you right this yourself OP?

Thicc

>He does it for free

Thank you for Correcting the Record.

This has to b real

But could you even tell the difference? Really makes you think.

the muslim women should be seated seperatly behind the men

Fap is totally wrong.

I thought the American on the scooter was a walrus too. But now I know he's a bear. My record has been rectified as well.

Please tell me somebody here has caps of the full thing, because this is fucking golden.
No wonder shills are so shit at blending in.

dailykos.com/story/2016/4/21/1518537/-Clinton-SuperPac-Admits-to-Paying-Internet-Trolls

Heil

This. You can buy it on amazon

Turning old images into fresh pasta.
Well done user. Well done.