we'll probably get around to becoming a republic when the Queen dies
Grayson Nelson
>inb4 Stan Lee spam
Nathaniel Ward
Nobody cares as much as internet people.
Ryan Flores
Aren't almost all people Internet people?
Aiden Powell
This is our equivalent.
Blake Rodriguez
Unironically, David Attenborough. He's absolutely beloved in this country. The dictionary definition of "national treasure". He honestly might be the most universally liked British person in history.
William Garcia
Paul McCartney.
John Lennon’s murder is literally unironically a subject that is discussed in American history classes, more so than any British monarch.
Isaac Allen
So in other words he's involved in some Jimmy Saville tier shit?
Wyatt Bennett
Queen obviously. David is just some lousy old cunt that talks like a slow twat over monkeys fucking.
Gabriel Sanchez
It's almost as if...he'd been living in America for the last seven years of his life and he was shot in NYC.
Lucas Carter
Jimmy Savile was always a creepy, perverted fucker. Many people in this country weren't overly shocked, when all the stories about him being a nonce came out. His popularity was also very generational. I personally don't know anyone under the age of 40 who cared for him.
Would you believe this guy is like 90. He looks like he's in his 70s. If only everyone could age that well.
Noah Campbell
>His popularity was also very generational. I personally don't know anyone under the age of 40 who cared for him. Wasn't he mostly relevant in the '70s?
Michael Adams
Attenborough has been hanging out on islands with birds for the last 50 years, no time to fuck little boys.
Cooper Williams
>He honestly might be the most universally liked British person in history
What about Princess Diana?
Chase Reed
literally who
Joshua Flores
Fuck the royals. Make David king and I'll visit. Honestly he's my absolute favorite human being.
Alexander Diaz
Who actually liked her except bored housewives and gay dudes?
Ayden James
While not a brit, I'd find Sir David dying to be the worst. He really is a treasure, not just in Britain.
Owen Allen
>Wasn't he mostly relevant in the '70s? Yep.
>What about Princess Diana? Literally who?
Evan Diaz
Princess Diana was a social parasite, it's unlikely that the MI6 or Royals or whoever assassinated her but they would've been entirely in the right to do so
Julian Green
Why is this guy popular again? He does nature voice overs right?
Isaiah Morales
It was pretty hard to top David Bowie. The whole fucking country went nuts with mourning him even thought he would seem to be a lot more controversial guy than someone like David Attenborough.
Jackson Sullivan
JK Rowling?
Oliver Gutierrez
she called trump a cunt so now we're not allowed to like harry potter books
Oliver Bennett
When she dies, I will personally piss on her grave. I hated Harry Potter back then, I hate it now, and I hated when I was a teenager and people would stop me and tell me I looked like Harry Potter.
Zachary Collins
Will Atheism survive his passing?
Adam Ramirez
I enjoyed the first 4 books because it showed me than no matter how shit my school was, at least it didn't have giant snakes or make me fight exploding crabs.
Thomas Ramirez
he might as well be already dead at this point. he hasn't been relevant since hitchens died
Henry Young
Read his book. Seen all his kinos.
Nolan Kelly
>flag you're a brit dude
Eli Baker
oh no you didnt say attenborough can die, take that back
Andrew Hughes
If it turns out that Attenborough fucked little girls then I would only respect him more as a human being.
Jason Rivera
>nonce Killing off everyone who uses this csncerous phrase would be a net positive to humanity.
Hudson Robinson
>dude
You’re an American bro
Andrew Baker
People will throw a parade for Jk Rowling’s death
Aaron Baker
Sounds like something a nonce would say.
Anthony Brown
They may do same for Noel Gallagher's death.
Logan King
Not a brit but would go for David. The absolute humam gem.