Describe in 5 or less words your current situation regarding the opposite sex

Describe in 5 or less words your current situation regarding the opposite sex

Ie: I don't give a fuck

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Do decent women exist?

That feel when no GF.

melancholy

>Spaniard
>Not horny

You motherfuckers literally raped two entire continents

You guys literally created an entire race of mestizos

I can't get it up

That's six.

girls with bfs mixed signals

tired of fucking older women

Frustration.

Happily married. ^-^

redhead full of my cum

I know the feel
Some women wont ever settle, they need a backup plan no matter what

Beat my own dick again.

Went on a date today.

i have lost all hope

Married, get laid daily

Women are sperm deposit banks

Easy if I try

maybe this bar is different

j/k

Gosh, what a horrible death

Where is your picture from? I think I had a deja vu

Cohabitation girlfriend and sex parties

I'll fuck your unsatisfied wife

Lay off the porn monkey nigger

Steins;Gate

Fat bitches get no dick

girls are boring sluts

Want some, cant bother.

greatest meme of all time

Breeding machines for the whites.

That sucks. I get bored of having sex with the same girl after a few months.

Oh and you're gonna get financially fucked when she decides that you aren't pampering her to the best of your abilities.

That sucks. I get bored of having sex with the same girl after a few months.

Oh and you're gonna get financially fucked when she decides that you aren't pampering her to the best of your abilities and divorced you.

Wife and our three sons

Freedom!
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In the end, there's no cheap way to get laid really.

she's too rough for me

I like a black girl.

99 problems, bitch ain't one.

I'm in a loving marriage

Kill yourself now if you have no intention of having white children. Your life is meaningless.

Does she like you back?

Maybe in the next life

Married. It's okay, I guess.

They are pretty okay

Nah, we both work, make same money, so in divorce we go our seperate ways, no kids.

Plus i get blowjobs often, sometimes while watching movies on the couch she just lays her head on my stomach and sucks on my dick.

We've been together for 12 years, still have fun

I tell ya, I've never had a single women as friend, don't know how some guy manage to get friendzoned

The majority of men masturbate to sluts while they shame women for acting anything like the whores they idolize

Personally I am getting an arranged marriage and not feeding the hungry sluts with attention

Uncompromising but unsuccessful :^/

I've never had a girlfriend but at the same time, i've never been friendzoned. Doesn't feel like a loss, more like a stalemate because some bitches did try to make me their beta orbiter

My hand will do fine

She did, but we haven't seen each other in a long time. I've been talking to a few mutual friends trying to dig up her contact info, but no luck so far.

In a long distance relationship

>all-time epic dry spell

It is what it is.

Top Cuck.

>masturbate to
>idolize
Yeah, I don't idolize any of those whores. I just need a quick nut sometimes.

I am addicted to porn.

Keeping one as a backup.

Sure man, nothing more fun than a 12 yr childless committed relationship

Saw some girls at Tesco's

21st century schizoid man

That sucks. I get bored of having sex with the same girl after a few months.
Oh and you're gonna get financially fucked when she decides that you aren't pampering her to the best of your abilities.

I love yyou reviewbrah
Pls come back
And get swole

Can't deal with my own bullshit never mind anyone else’s.

Beautiful Aryan wife, 2 kids

Now fuck off NEET

From my experience, the guys that get friendzoned are those that want a girl and think that following her around everywhere will make her like them

It makes me shiver to think i could be one of them, so i'm vigilant af. As soon as she tries to make me do things without giving me some benefits, i'm out

A lot of girls nowadays are entitled bitches

Bitch gave me fucking chamydiaaaaaaaaaaa

lul

Lonely but apathetic.

i asked this girl out from work and she said no cuz bf. so i went on my way and hooked up with another girl from work who has a bf. now the one i hooked up with is avoiding me and the other one got my number from another coworker and started texting me. she says she's not gonna do anything while she has a bf. WTF?

Shit, no facebook or anything like that.

Black girls are sexy, good luck bro

Leftist and kinky. Sex: often.

Some will get as far as blaming the other when they are the ones trying to cheat

Nope, she doesn't have a facebook. To be honest, that's actually a big plus. I don't use facebook either because I can't stand that kind of shit.

Same here

they're insane right? lol w/e when it rains it pours.

I don't have a boyfriend.

>pic obviously isn't me

Women are generally childish morons

That sucks. I get bored of having sex with the same girl after a few months.

Oh and you're gonna get financially fucked when she decides that you aren't pampering her to the best of your abilities and divorced you.

Non-white girlfriend but want kids

Fucking as many women possible.

Threesome next week

Nothing could hurt me more

Plan on including the left hand?

I hear that m8, don't do none of that social media shite. Well here's hoping it all works out in the end!

Can't understand.
Men talk a lot on the internet, but they are absolutely mum irl. They also stay perfectly still and unmoving irl. I'm afraid they might not even be breathing anymore. Emotions are also hidden which is a double-edged sword since they arent as overacting and noisy as women, but it also makes what they're feeling difficult to understand.

Have lost all interest.

>lets flirt for fun with that Guy. She makes first move.
>you make the next move
>stop I have a boyfriend
>you keep pushing
>she decides/rebounds/cheats

>you don't push
>user what are you? Gay?

This type of people never settle out of fear

That feel when no Sup Forums gf.

we shuddup when a vagina enters the room 'cause everyones looking for an angle.

...

EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS WTF

>says the nigger

working monogamy is a blessing beyond compare

Im sorry. What is an angle?

Bump

Married; a decade last month.

The sooner the sex the better
She bails, you are free of the bitch
she accepts, you fuck an unsatisfied whore
the gray zone is bad for your image and other girls there

That sucks. I get bored of having sex with the same girl after a few months.

Oh and you're gonna get financially fucked when she decides that you aren't pampering her to the best of your abilities.

oh mb i meant that we immediately start thinking about sex

wise words

k this other girl just texts me like "where do u live my plans got pushed back and we could hang out but not rly lol"

FUCKING NIGGERS REEEEEEEEEE

Hedonistic parasites to avoid.

Sorry, but if you buy Starbucks everyday or have an expensive addiction like smoking, then I wont even look at you. And don't expect to go out for dinner. I'm into the whole frugal living thing.