In a pub in prague

>in a pub in prague
>not sure where the guy was from but he asks if im english
>nah Australian
>basucally the same thing right haha
>h..ha y-yeah
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Could be worse. Everyone in Thailand thought I was an A*erican.

anglos are all the same

>layover in Berlin
>talking to an Aussie
>asks where I'm from
>lie and say I'm Canadian
>"Whats the difference mate?"
>"Milk comes in bags in Canada"

quality post

This is rare. What’s not rare is people assuming New Zealanders and white South Africans are Australians.

Australians actually have a recognizable accent.

Thank GOD I'm not an *nglo

We dont live in Anglo countries my dude, most people dont really know the difference between all the former British Dominions

dios mio

are they finnish?

Some dude in am*rica thought i was yugoslavian, because his friend from bulgaria sounded exactly like me,
Yugoslavia hasnt been a thing since 2003 you dense fuck

If you’re having a conversation like this in English you obviously do.

Breaking up Yugoslavia was a mistake. I also intentially refuse to admit existence of the countries that spawned from its fracture.

Well yeah, I do. People don't.

lol no. Even yanks can't tell the difference between Aussies, NZs and even Saffers most of the time.

Well, what's the difference?

We can tell the difference between English and Aussies very easily though.

>We can tell the difference between English and Aussies
>We

Yeah, nah. Most Americans will say, if you ask them, that they don't have an accent.

desu I can't tell the difference between a northern yank and a cannuck.

t. aussie

Isn't it?

Why are Sup Forums posters so autistic?

shut up mutt

At least we didn't lose two world wars

neither did we, cyka blyat

No thanks, but if you want to answer my question feel free.

I will never forget how butthurt a Canadian woman got when I said "well it must not be so bad moving to the states, I mean culturally we're pretty much the same"

Canadians have a different rhythm and their accent comes out in a few vowels. Rural Wisconsin accents sound similar (no I'm not referring to that Fargo accent)

MUTT GRUG NO LIKE TALK CAVE
TALK CAVE GRUGS NO TALK GOOD

Canadians are really annoying irl. They have such an air of superiority. And they're not afraid to tell you about it.

that's just people from o*tario
BC people are chill

An old joke I once heard.

What's the difference between Americans and Canadians?

Only Canadians care about the difference between Americans and Canadians.

I wonder what a ten-year younger version of you would say if he saw what you were up to now. Kinda sad to think about huh. Anyway if it's possible for you to not speak in only memes for once this year, feel free to answer my original question.

saved for my next hostel stau

>stau
stay*

the ten year younger version of me would be happy that we can finally meme the amerifats on Sup Forums

>female Canadian accents
my mum does yoga with Canadian instructional videos that you can hear through the whole house its fucking nails on a blackboard

my last hostel stay an older Canadian man wrestled a naked Moroccan (who we all thought was Peruvian) from the bath tub at 3 in the morning for hogging the bathroom for five hours

That's very sad to hear, I hope you aspire to more though. Interesting way to spend your time at 4:30 in the morning though.

not as sad as being a filthy MUTT

这个用汉语怎么说?

and a ching chong nip nong to you young mutt

>mongolians calling others mutts
stop

Wonderful :)

whiter than you tyrone

Why do fucking Scots, Irish and North English have such thick accents? Everytime I work with them I have to get them to repeat what they just said because it was so hard to understand.

torzszülött ...

förmedvény ...

China is the future, accept your fate amerimutts

>Scots
confusing as fuck
>Irish
honestly kind of cute
>North English
A real man's accent

>China is the future, accept your fate amerimutts
Why are you calling a bozgor an amerimutt?
Also hungary hands out passports to chinks like candy. It is literally the cheapest citizenship to buy in yurop

in newcastle at a fish and chip shop the Indian guy couldn't understand me and had to get the manager it was pretty funny

>North English
>real man
youtube.com/watch?v=K1zfG9No12Y

Thank god it wasn’t the opposite that would be embarrassing

Thats actually the scariest creatures I've ever seen

>in a pub in Prague
>there is an Aussie having fun
>feel devilish
>ask him if he is english
>he says Australian
>same thing right?

i intentionaly made fun of a new zealand guy calling him consistently australian

he didnt mind it

Hate to burst your bubble but have been mistaken for an Aussie several times in America, fuck knows why

Post pics of your mum

you know, I haven't yet updated my grand world map, so it's still there.

...

Australian is like a less classy version of English.
Whenever I hear one of those accents just want to remove my ears.
Especially when they add random "r" sounds where they don't belong.

Americans find any r in a word, corners it in an alley and rapes it until it screams

Oah don't kno-er what yu toking aboooowt?
(that was my best approximation of an australian accent using the abc's)

myahn thats um ur not like even whyen we syay thyaat its uh oownly when the woRRRRRRRRRRRRRd eynds in er and the next woRRRRRRd stats with an vowel. Kimbabimbombu da bimwamp de shrendu.

>”haha.. yeah, Fuck off ya daft pooftah before oi glass you.”

the r is pronounced before a vowel at the end of vowels such as ah and er.

>be on train in new york
>some irish guys talking loudly
>american lady asks "are they scottish?"

It kinda is desu

gay jew

Even to my own kind I've been asked if I'm Australian.

Like wtf

Story of my life
Or would be if I wasn't poor and trapped in Ontario

Do you look like a criminal?

Yugoslav literally means South Slav, not just the former country.

No, to the very same people I looked 29, married and had kids.

>""""white"""" Hungarian

Australian accent sounds a little bit English in my opinion. More similar to New Zealand, obviously

No they don't. They sound like New Zealanders

Fragile, charming sminem, his gentle caress was felt not only by the flowers, but by my heart as well

You have ear autism
New Zealand accent is different (and ugly)

Leave Kiwiland alone their accent is adorable.

>where are you from?
>Czech republic
>you mean Czechoslovakia right? Haha
Fucking dumb cunts I go nuclear everytime

>tfw can distinguish between american, irish, scottish, english, strayan, saffrican, and kiwi.
>but can only talk with an israeli or american accent

>user you look Dutch but you sound French why is that?
ahh yes

Stay mad, brit.

Not even close. Strayans are descendants of the rotten apples of england.

tbqh the first time I heard a white south african speak (on the internet tho) i thought he was a rural new zealander

But I am from Norway, not at all slavic

You're just not accustomed to them. Try watching some media of those accents to get accustomed, then it'll be much easier.

greenlandic innuit people?

...

Anglos are distgusting.

White people all look alike.

>you sound dutch dude

>different hair straightness/curliness, different hair colour, different eye colour, varied skin colour, varied height, varied build, varied noses, varied eye shape, varied facial structure
as opposed to literally the exact same of everything barring minor proportion differences, which is what non-mixed SEAs have.

RUDE

>is that in Russia?