Culture Pals - /cp/

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Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?


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Website with pastas and scripts:
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Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
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javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

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Can I get a bf out of this?

can I filter straight guys?

i love you Randy

20
also apparently she's 4'10
I found that out after awhile, I don't really feel like ditching her because of her height, I like her as a person a lot

Hello I'm a bf (male)

are you tall ?

I can't get into guys shorter than myself

Are you the ugly chilean?

If so, yup!

Thank you. But generally no one likes me

No, I'm smol. How tall are you?

Porra Randy, parece que você tem pelo menos 180... Isso não é ser alto em Portugal?

That wasn't randy(me).
There's another tuga here

oh...

My bad

why would anyone dislike you
you have to be a genuinely shit person to not like you

hmm carry on then

Short lasses are GOAT

>tfw no qt Brazilian with giant tits or a tight ass

>jap qt talks to me
>responds quickly, long messages
>outta nowhere simply stops talking

Shit pisses me off....
why the fuck would you even start talking to someone if you're going to break contact outta nowhere?

in the 9 months since I made my account I've barely had any Thais view my profile but I have had a few Japs or Koreans. feels alright man
as much as I dont like them I'm always amazed at how they look the same up until age 50

this one viewed my profile but i dont talk to non-whites. If anyone wants a thicc cuban girl
/Cubanpuppy

Does a Pajeet stand a chance here or is it already flooded with bobs and vagene?

you gotta be the proto chad, the chad all chads aspire to be. thats how hard it is for a pajeet

>what did she mean by this

I'm pretty much just about giving up.
I signed up on this shitty website to talk to jap girls but they never reply.

Koreans, Thais, Taiwanese, sure, I get many talking to me.

But for some fucking reason Japs just run away from me like hell.

what country?
gotta be white for japs my man but I am kinda surprised you get koreans to respond Tbh

>gotta be white for japs

no shits given if you don't believe what I'm about to say but even when I visited Norway people would think I was a German or Dutch or something along those lines, my hair is blonde and I got green eyes my dude, also no nigger nose/lips.

It's just japs that don't reply to me for some reason.

didnt even look at the flag, thought you were the Indian responding wew

India, although she's a northerner so she isn't a complete poo.

the thing is, I'm just trying to think what I could be doing wrong?

As I said, based on profile pic alone I get many Asian girls talking to me, specially koreans and taiwanese, so why the fuck are japs shying away?

Maybe they get scared because I send really long messages in English and since their English is absolute trash they don't even bother replying?

I mean, I'm not even bragging but I was surprised about how many hot Korean girls I got to reply to me, so it's odd that even some ugglo japs aren't bothering....

What could it be?
I feel like Americans have such an amazing advantage with Jap girls that it's not even funny.

What a fucking fagget. I'm 200% black and in one fay got jap tits...

But I fucked up with a korean qt that I was starting to like over she overeating dogs.

I'm fat myself, why would I do that?

>and in one fay got

Nice English, nigger.

Whoa, a typo...

Big deal

Just post you white dick here if you're really white, kiddo.

I honestly doubt you're black (like real Nigeria-tier black) though.
Post pic.

I mean, how insecure one gotta be to keep talking about how beautiful he is and how people get scared of talking with him...

Tá mentindo pra si mesmo ou querendo impressionar alguém?

I have at least 12% of moor blood, therefore I'm black...

O problema é seu na verdade, "amigo", não falei que era bonito em nenhum momento, só falei que conseguia garotas de uma região em grandes números falando comigo, enquanto outras não.

Mostre em algum post meu eu falando que era "bonito".

mixed is not the same thing as black.
pic related, actual black man.

I dont know what to tell you with that, just message as many japs as you can. again, I'm not a big fan of asians but the only one I talked to was some Korean that sent me like 4k word essays every time and that got tiring Tbh
>>I feel like Americans have such an amazing advantage with Jap girls that it's not even funny.
I dunno about this one my man

any tips for talking to Italian girls? I have no idea what to ask this one anymore

I'm black and proud, you can't take that from me!

Nah, é puro larp, na realidade sou "branco", mas qual seria a graça?

Why does it surprise you that your qt watches porn?

Just talk about Italy, and how wonderful it is. Italians for whatever reason just love to stroke themselves off about it

I talk to two different Itals and one of them says theres literally nothing in her city and the other one lives in Milan

>I dunno about this one my man

just read their profiles.

give me an example, I only view those who view me which turns out to be mostly non-asians.
"i want big strong american to teach me english" is that what I'm gonna see?

going to meet my qt in 2 months, I'm going to visit her for 2 weeks and meet her family. we've been in a "relationship" for over two years.
Anyone visit a qt asian grills parents that can offer some advice?

>30 mins in and a qt already wants to skype

wtfff this is too much pressure fuck you guys for putting me in this situation

I feel that people here like me.
But can't say the same on interpals and RL
I just want to be loved

>talk to german girl
>scared to even mention anything about politics or history
just

so um after 1 week of talking to my irish qt she finally wanted to call me, lads, iam a bit scared tho

You look beautiful :)

Look at all of this success!

>an actual physical real living biological girl messaged ME first
>she called me cute

LMAO this site is the best thing ever

i'll see you VIRGINS later

My qt disappears for days at a time because she said she needs to be alone. It’s annoying because she never tells me she just disappears and then tells me when she finally decides to message me

>Ask to call qt
>I cried the other day because I was scared to answer the phone

Well okay then

do i just pick out random girls and message them or just wait for miracles to happen?

wait for miracles

have had 2 qts message me and I still havent messaged anyone, just view literally everyones page

have a good profile picture tho

mfw the girl from NZ has been offline for 4 months now
she'll be back, r-right

She's not coming back, and if she does it's not for you

sorry mate

b-but she messaged me first way back in the summer

when did you make your profile?

6 hours ago

interpals.net/alona_khimich

Here is a beauty

i'm playing on hard mode.
nobody knows or gives a shit about my country

i tried talking to her before, shes got that FAS face but nice tits

at least your country has some cute girls

You're not pisspoor citizen of the 3rd world country, get on my level.

I've spoken with a girl Palermo, Sassari, and now diaspora in Stuttgart and they all constantly stroke themselves on how wonderful life is there even when there's fuck all to do or if money is tight

Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaahh!

idk man, the latvian girl i fugged wasnt very qt

the one in Milan is mad that fashion week was fucking up her commute and the other one is in some town I've never heard of. She says theres fuck all to see there, I must have gotten the odd 2 that don't do that

Lucky you, I wish I had a qt that had to be serious not a bambinone

Story

>invite latvian girl to visit me as nothing more than FWB
>she comes
>we fugg

done. Bit too chubby for my taste, weird voice/accent, but her daier were okay

What was her cold puss like?

why can't i search below 16 years old?

it wasnt very cold no, id rate it a breeze/10. Nah it was alright desu, she wasnt boring in bed, she moved so that automatically makes her twice as good as the majority of women

because they dont like pedophiles/ephebophiles, You have to be underage yourself to do that

>You have to be underage yourself to do that
well that was easy

hnng all those 15yo africans

>write wall text
>'ah interesting'

Why even try

For some reason female accounts are allowed to though

>Italian qt doesn't want to send nudes anymore cuz she realised how much she loves her bf
Strange feeling

what a fucking slut

Didn't even get to see her pussay, just tits and ass

because it's interesting.

my experience with that phrase and girls is that means the contrary

Tired of being lonely tbqh

probably don't write walls of text, especially in opening messages. unless you know she's truly interested.
the girl already has dozens of ongoing conversations with people she finds more interesting.
she has no time to read and write a long reply to a stranger, but doesn't want to seem rude by not replying at all, ironically.
make sure she cares about what you're saying.

WOw

Aren't you like just a high school kid?

No

Alright everyone?
So I have 12 views now 10 of which are grills.
Doing good desu

Just get a gf form your uni then

2 views today.
1 turk girl and some black guy.

Lul 14 views now

>non country
>expecting any views

>uni
Lad, I don't study

Work? Get a qt gf form your office

more like
>get a qt from the retirement home

i'm not expecting anything retard.
yesterday i got 13 where 7 were girls.
for being in non country i'm fine with those numbers.

>retard
Don't be rude, we are in this eastern Europe shit together brother

>not bagging a qt gilf