The Shire. Home

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>Least it used to be 'fo I fucked errythang up

At least it was before I fucked everything up.

Least it was 'fore I fucked everything up

Me. I'd like to live there.

kek

>social anarchism doesn't exi...

Aren't hobbits just female dwarves?

THINGS CHANGES AROUND HERE

no, female dwarves have beards

Too late

2 number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 wit' extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Bilbo is actually the only thing that is good in Hobbit and Bilbo's acorn scene is the only good moment in the third flick
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How is the Shire protected from Orcs and Goblins? It seems fairly easy for a few to just show up with nothing in their way to stop them.

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FLY THE DAMN EAGLES

they are female (male) dwarves

Its like a thousand miles away from where all the orcs and goblins are.

>How is the Shire protected from Orcs and Goblins?
They're fucking miles away, Rivendell has got all that locked down, and even Sauron didn't know it existed let alone some dumb orc

forcielf

"They popped Big Frodo?"

The Ring leavin' Bree?

The rangers protect it, and the Hobbits are actually good at coming together to stop dumb enemies. I mean they planted like a 50 mile long hedge and burned part of the Old Forest so the trees would stop fucking with them.

They're surrounded on all sides by insurmountable physical barriers and powerful allies.

why didn't Frodo just pawn the ring and get some hoes?

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This guy handles it with bros

What was Thorins tax policy?

>screencapping your own garbage posts

kys

>Oh shit! Cliff up ahead!
>The Ring's jammed!
>Fuck it, I'm goin' through!
>Frodo, we got shirrifs
>This is the shirriffs, do not... hey, what the fuck! TOO LOW! YOU'LL KILL US ALL!
>Back up , Pippin, BACK UP!
>Hell no, I'm going through!
>Oh man, we gonna die!
>OH SHIT!
>Slow down Pippin, SLOW DOWN!
>Oh shit, the brakes is out!

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80% of the Dale's people income plus half from the elven vine trade

shiiieeeeeet

>Shit! That's gonna be a hell of a story to tell when we passin' the pipe weed!
>Now THAT was some some serious shit! Whoo!
>Fuck this, we gotta get outta here.
>Sam's right. Everyone split up, and we'll meet up later.

Dunedain Rangers patrol the borders. Not that Hobbits know that though.

rewatching the series now and damn some of the effects haven't aged too well

I'd say the worst offender is CGI Legolas climbing onto the cave troll in Fellowship

>watches LOTR for the effects
How the fuck did you get here?

you know what will never ever look bad? When Aragorn deflect that knife the Urukhai throws at him.

Too bad there is nothing like that in the Hobbit trilogy, fucking faggot Del Toro.

Its way worser in the Hobbit

Do hobbits believe in socialism?

Underrated

No. They're a feudal society and there are rich hobbits and poor hobbits. The Shire simply has very fertile farmland and hobbits have good work ethic so even the poorest hobbit, though poor at least in terms of material wealth, doesn't starve

Do the Hobbits have some sort of king/leader who makes these alliances? And what do the Hobbits have to offer anyway? Why would anyone really care about them?

>They're a feudal society
Nope this would be mean they should have a feudal to whom they would pay for protection or something. And they wouldn't be free.
They have like free settlers kind of society

for real tho is there a LotR mod for san andreas?

they live in clans

>Shire : comfy
>Grove street : comfy

im down with this meme

post a map of MIddle Earth showing it's remoteness. I can't believe that it is a place where no one knows exist like as if it were Canada.

>good work ethic
they are constantly seen smoking hobbit weed.

The have "The Thain" usually just called "The Took" since the Tooks are hind of the highest family in the shire, but the hobbits don't fight among themselves to he is basically in charge of the mail and pest control. When there was a King of Men in Arnor they were allied and the hobbits sent fighters, mainly bowmwen, a couple of times, but Arnor fell and the Hobbits just took care of their own land.

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The Hobbits have mayors and they oversee how the towns are run.

they used to pay homage to the dunedain kings of Arnor and sent 'archers' to fight against the witch king. They had a Thane who was essentially the head but with no enemies to fight it devolved into strong families ruling with a mayor and sheriff to see to civic matters.

>YOU CAME INTO THE WRONG COTTAGE, MOTHERFUCKER

YO YO YO CHILL """"BIG"""" GAMGEE, IT'S ME! FROJAY!

>youth is when you adore Legolas
>adultery is when you sympathize Bilbo

>>adultery is when you sympathize Bilbo
>adultery

>They had a Thane
Its more like for dwarven society
Hobbits are actually humans
They descended from humans as far as I know
There were no hobbit-race in Silmarilion

It's not. That's why they got fucked up in the books.

kek
>adulthood
fix

Because that's a stereotype.

Fuck, I got to replay this game again

owl is saw something he didnt like and is scared/trying not to be noticed

birds poof up when they are mad

apology for poor english

when were you when owl get mad?

i was sat at home eating cornfleks when post shit

‘owl is saw something he didnt like’

‘no’

>this reddit spacing
please leave the fuck out

Hobbits are de facto under protection of Dunedain, and are surronded by powerful Elven fortress at the East (Rivendell) and West (Grey Havens).

that OP was pretty strong
so niggermod deleted it? rip the funny

>being this new
back to 9gag

Silmarillion had a ton of races, petty-dwarfs for one thing. Hobbit's were descended from Stoors which lived in Mirkwood originally. I don't think they were ever men, just their own race of peoples. Also Tolkien's dwarves don't have Thanes, just Kings descended from very old lineages. There's so few dwarves left there isn't much of a nobility so there's not room for titles below King.

>Hobbit's were descended from Stoors
Wrong.

Petty-dwarves got genocided by Elves.
Tolkien older work (not The Hobbit/LoTR) is pretty dark.

ALL YOU HAD TO DO, WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN BOAT, SG!

Haha, faggot got banned for being a retard.

It's kind of not which is why they get memed in the book

> watching lotr with the boys
> Friend says if we were each a character from the fellowship I would be Boromir

What did he mean by this Buzzfeed level analysis?

You mean he said that he would be boromir, or that you would be boromir?

He was calling you a weak willed normie and secretly thinking he would be aragorn.

That's cause that was a real sharpened blade that wasn't supposed to be thrown

That I would be Boromir, sorry if that was poorly worded.

Is FotR the best kino ever made?

Fuck that guy

Tokyo Story is the greatest kino ever made.

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Ew, no.

Actually, yes.

i seem to recall some historical hobbit figure who was as big as a normal man and strong enough to play golf with attached goblin heads and his warhammer, so they probably could band together against minor enemies

I accidentally read that as Toy Story, which I hope explains my reaction.

It sure does.

How is Europe protected from Arabs and Niggers?

Five minutes after they open the border to Orc refugees.

>being this beta for others failure
Jesus Christ how unsecure are you?
I bet you never smell a pussy

>europe is suppose to be protected by the border countries like slavic europe and mediterrean yurop
>most sandniggers are in the heart of yurop
how

Right, but they're going on horseback Frodo! They go cross country!

When I'm gone, everyone's gonna remember my name. Saruman

Read the books retard

>being this beta for others failure

Are you sure you replied to the right person? I don't even know what the sentence you wrote is trying to convey.

He got banned for shitposting. That's a good thing. If you're going to shitpost at me you should be banned too.

>LotR mod for san andreas

How would such a thing even look like?