Brit/pol/ Late into the night edition

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>Radio 1 founder to plead guilty to kiddie fiddling charges
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37154763

>Comrade Corbyn caught lying
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37167700

>Calais jungle population grows 50% in two months
breitbart.com/london/2016/08/21/spectacular-rise-calais-migrant-numbers-50-per-cent-2-months/

>Asylum judge shits on UK asylum system
dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3751122/The-true-lunacy-broken-asylum-Judge-rejects-claims-despairs-tiny-actually-leave-Britain.html

>Team GB beat China to finish second in medal table
bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/37085511

>IDS urges EU exit talks 'as soon as possible'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37146736

>'Political correctness' allowing Islamist extremism to flourish in British prisons, report warns
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/21/political-correctness-allowing-islamist-extremism-to-flourish-in/

>Momentum drops pledge to nonviolence from code of ethics
theguardian.com/politics/2016/aug/19/momentum-drops-pledge-to-non-violence-from-code-of-ethics

>London’s Muslim Mayor: Donald Trump Is Helping Islamic State
breitbart.com/london/2016/08/21/londons-muslim-mayor-donald-trump-helping-islamic-state

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NIGE is god

kek

When will the next economic crisis start?

Made a line graph, haha.

Who old enough to have known the UK with less than 1% Muslim population here?

X for Owen Smith is fucked

NOW

Eternal Anglo OP *jigs to phil*

Who /all nighter/ here?

Who /virgin/ here?

>They will just send jobs elsewhere if they can
Yeah they usually do. Why do you think so many companies put their factories in Asia, where the supply of labour is so ridiculously low and cheap.

>There is nothing artificial about it
Well, yes there is mate. I just said that the wage level is artificially (read: Not done by the free market) raised beyond the equilibrium level, creating excess supply and dead weight in an economy

I dont have a response to the rest of what you said because I don't understand what you mean by "the end product", and the rest of what you said I can equally say the free market ensures quality for those who can afford it, a price that is fair according to the level and elasticity of supply and demand, and the free market also encourages the development of "crafts, skills and professions" where suppliers of labour want to naturally increase their wages by increasing the demand for their services (ie. being better workers). I don't understand that the fuck a "happyness index" even is, but I doubt that it is something you can really measure because happyness is an abstract term for the level of Serotonin and Dopamine in the human body

brit testing to see if my flag is still american for reasons unknown

Hullo! Hullo! We are the Brexit boys,
Hulo! Hullo! You'll know us by our noise,
We're up to our knees in remainer tears surrender or you'll cry,
for we are the British brexit boys

Now Davy dear, that noise you hear is britain saying leave,
And the sons of Nigel they will stand to fight the Brussels theives,
We don't want this treaty signed with Europe, believe in Britain is the cry,
and we'll wear the purple are Nige wore until the day we die
for we are the british brexit boys.

'labour is die'

'no'

>Brits were rioting in the streets during the 60's when non-white people was 1% of the population as a whole
>Brits do nothing now that it's 10+%

who could be responsible for this?

Sooooooon, its overdue.

Italian banking crisis perhaps? EU collapse perhaps? Chinese implosion perhaps? Who knows.

ok lads any idea what is causing this?

my internet kept cutting out, i turned the modem off and back on and then my flag was american

it's spooky

Based lad kept me going, I cant do it much longer im afraid, hope to see more of you in the future

>Who /all nighter/ here?
I was trying to do an all nighter, dont have it in me

>Who /virgin/ here?
And not me

Even though i might aswell be since im still such a massive sperg

>Americans used to segregate blacks where were 1% of the population

>Now White Americans are 60% of the population

Who /abouttobesacked/ here?
I`ll be joining in for the night shifts more in the future.

So last thread I realised I love someone I rejected. My night is fucked :(

What the fuck, lad?
How do you fuck up that much?

Why did all the hot women vote remain?

ME!

I love going to sleep in the dawn light.

Same :)

Most women voted Leave tbqh

I was the guy who rejected the laura trott doppelganger lithuanian gymnast

I need some vodka

Because most women have the mind of a child and don't understand the concept of nationhood and independence

webm unrelated, surely

>Comrade Corbyn caught lying

b-but there were children, coats and bags on the seats. he really had no-where to sit!

>ban things I don't like
gee what a surprise. Another retard wanting to ban things.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37171810

Lads are there any limits to what an average person could theoretically learn? Like, could we force some random bum off the street into a room and dump all of physics into him constantly over years?

No, because he would be unwilling.

Speaking of the homeless. Has anyone noticed that there seems to be a lot more younger, cleaner looking homeless people?

Like I see people in their twenties, girls and guys homeless. Never used to see this before. Is it a new money scrounging scheme, or is London just that brutal?

Never seen a homeless girl.
It`s usually just guys that look like they`re in their 30`s.

>im still such a massive sperg
same but at least you've had sex

What's going on m8? You are more than welcome here though!

Are you really Yemeni m8?

This.

With some old bastard who has some aggressive breed of dog

broke my no fap for the 3rd day in a row lads

80% of homeless people are men.

It's outrageous that we still have homelessness in this country. Apparently there's over 700k empty properties in England alone,

we need those for the poor refugees and chinese investors goy

>Never seen a homeless girl.
There's one I see near Kings Cross

And another one I saw one time when I was in a rush, sitting just near the stairs of the Regent Street exit of Piccadilly St. She was small and looked early 20s. I felt so sorry :(

Yes.

>She was small and looked early 20s. I felt so sorry :(
Should have offered her marriage

>drumpf is elected
>disbands NATO
>UK is immediately invaded by German-led EU
>nobody to back it up
>brexit is kill

>What's going on m8?
Just too tired to do much right these days tbqh
At least politics is coming back into action in September.

We need to ban assault shitposters.

>German-led
the Bundeswehr is shit desu

>trump is elected
>disbands NATO
>the EU therefore collapses, as it is essentially a NATO puppet
>Brexit is glorious, as britain jumped ship before it capsized

>invading a country with nukes
lol

...

>invading an island

God somebody IP Australia already

>implying assault shitposters wouldn't arrive on the first light on the fifth day to save us from the krauts

What are you implying?

>700k empty properties in England alone

The Russians and the Chinese buy up everything and leave it empty.

I actually knew someone who squatted in an empty million pound property in London. They made it quite cosy.

Nah

UK doesn't own its nukes, the USA does. It is highly unlikely you could fire them without USA's permission.

publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm200506/cmselect/cmdfence/986/986we13.htm

>..it is difficult to conceive of any situation in which a Prime Minister would fire Trident without prior US approval.

Isn't she a dyke?

They don't exist, that just means you are not good enough.

>its a pajeet spergs out episode
mummy may gives the orders, the bombs will fly

youtube.com/watch?v=FBLmh1LTn8A

it's disgusting tbqh. british people being made to suffer

Are you trying to bring realism into a situation where Germany just invaded us?

Lad, I got a great situation for you where it would be used
>Being invaded
Dull cunt.

>abc.net.au/news/2016-08-24/woman-dead-man-injured-in-double-stabbing/7779358
French mud stabbed two brits in Australia lads. Woman dead man in hospital.

USA will never give you permission to nuke mainland Europe.

cool

Yes, she's dating Annie Clark who is an undisputed qt and way too good for her.

"difficult to conceive"
>implying we'd care about US approval if we were about to nuke someone

China will never give you permission to leave that spider infested shithole you call a country

>The BBC resolutely declined to play the jingo card. This got a lot of Tories very riled — they were particularly exercised about the way the BBC referred to 'British forces' rather than 'our boys' or whatever. This kicks off the modern Tory antipathy towards the BBC — even now there is a substantial strand of Tory politics that regards the BBC as an enemy.
>—Dr. Phil Sandifer

Fucking destroy the Beeb already. Fucking Britain hating cunts. Can't stand all of the rapefugee pushing, multiculturalism supporting shit.

Oh boy, I'm not the one who literally made the Queen give Chinese President a sloppy BJ when he came to town.

Meanwhile, we're happily telling China some unpleasant truths.

abc.net.au/news/2016-07-15/china-tells-australia-stay-out-of-the-south-china-sea/7631492

>Super majority next election
>The BBC may actually get privatised in your lifetime
All smiles.

Cдeлaть Beликoбpитaнии здopoвo cнoвa

>go to bed because im tired
>hear rustling
>turn my phones light on
>spooky spider crawling on my wall
>kill it
>cant sleep because i thinks theres a spiders nest in my room now lads

>implying they would let you physically fire the missiles

meanwhile they are colonising you

Almost certainly there is, at the very least its mate will be close by and possibly a whole nest.

"The missiles" can be fired without requiring some kind of code or permissions form the US. It's a diplomatic thing, not a technical thing, and so therefore in the kind of situation that nukes would be used we would likely use them without US "approval".

I don't think you understand you spaz.
We have nukes only to retaliate.
If someone is nuking us, nobody cares if the sharters give us permission. We will just use them.

>british spiders
I can understand being scared of spiders if you're an aussie or a yank, but come the fuck on here lad.

get to fuck british spiders are really ticklish and their webs are annoying so shut your mouth

LADS I WENT TO LEAVE MY ROOM DISPOSE OF THE DEAD SPIDER AND NOW THERES ONE NEAR MY DOOR, ITJUST RAN UNDER MY DOOR

Not really, fampai. We have as many pajeets, more than double the number of bongs etc

China is a friend :)

Are there any redpilled youtube channels about modern foreign policy?

In the south of England I've heard they're now getting rather large spiders which have painful bites due to the increase in temperature.
Luckily up North we don't get those buggers.

Are you Scottish?

>China is a friend :)
LOL okay Zhang HAHAHAHA way to give yourself away

>couriermail.com.au/sport/olympics-2016/great-britain-has-obliterated-australia-at-the-2016-rio-olympics/news-story/3acd66f9bee3dfac46003d3c3fe302d2

>Great Britain has obliterated Australia at the 2016 Rio Olympics

TSUUUU!

China is nobody's friend ausbro. That's like Kenya buying up all their minerals and them thinking they're "friends"/

>triple the population

Why would you not "obliterate" us? you won roughly triple the medals. Logical af.

China is a friend to almost every country, mates, you are lying about China because you are jealous that China has not sought friendship with you.

Didn`t Australia send more athletes?

The average human ingests up to 8 spiders in their lifetime during sleep.

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This is a chink free zone.

C H I N K

>german
>army

bout 40 more.

What? Either you're a chink or you're stupid.
The UK and China are heralding a 'Golden Age' in relations.
So much so that it caused tensions with Washington.

China is nobody's friend. They are a materialistic society obsessed about materials.
They will crash and burn and go back to 3rd world-level poorness soon.

Every night when I open a brit/pol/ thread there is someone bitching about bugs in their room.

Is it the same person or do you all just not clean your homes?

>Killing spiders

Stop it, you'll make it rain!

Houses are old as fuck and they live in the walls

Who's Sup Forums here

NIHAO DING DONG

YOU WIN BIG IN PING PONG INOLYMPIC !

CONGRADULATION

Why do you come to britpol user

We absolutely rekt you then, lad.