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Good goys edition

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cymru uber alles

Oh fatherland, fatherland, show us the sign
Your children have waited to see
The morning will come when the world is mine
Tomorrow belongs to me

o snap

have you ever had a wank in pub toilets?

The White Man holds the keys of destiny.

can't believe she's dead lads

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rate my new video

i miss august ames as well

Once had a wank on the train going to work. The train slowed down because of railway workers on the line when i hit climax and one of them saw me with my willy out. I got off the next stop and ran away

Who died?

lol

state of that interface

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How accurate is this ?

just got denied access by the greggs bouncer because I'm white

some porn star possibly

Lottie you hotty

>50 likes on the instagram post I'm tagged in

what does it feel like when you finger a girl?

there were only two sausage rolls left at greggs so i bought both of them out of spite of the cunt behind me. He nearly kicked off

no, wanking is usually the last thing on my mind when im pissed

them "soyboys" are the ones who are goinng to be running the spaceship companys, white ethnostate in space is a meme

really tobogganed my noggin

milky coins

Warm and wet. It's like putting your finger into something and expecting your finger to be covered in something after, but it comes out clean for some reason ony slightly wet.

worth the tv licence
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t.patal el mohammed the migrant worker

Would you rather fuck / date a lass who was 4'11 or shorter, or a lass who was 6' or taller?
And why??

exactly like the inside of your cheek

>slightly wet
You're doing it wrong lad

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Genuinely worried about kids these days that watch those kids YouTube videos

depends what type of girl

The guy in front of me in Greggs once bought the last two steak bakes and I asked him if he would get one steak bake and something else so there was one left for me.

I was hoping for an argument but instead he just looked at me like he was going to cry the fucking melt.

100%

my night:
7pm: italian restaraunt with 2 friends
8:30pm: watched Dead Poets Society with 8 friends on my laptop
10:30pm: danced and played in thr snow with said 8 friebds
11:00pm: went to tescos and bought 1 bottle of wine and 9 cans of cider and some crisps
11:15pm: me and 4 of my friends set about drinking said drinks and reciting poetry and making up toasts and dancing even more to neo-psychedelia spacerock
00:00pm: we went outside for a cheeky joint or 3
01:00am: more dancing and vibing to music
02:00am: kebabs all aroubd
2:30am: we watched the Lion King while stoned outtof our minds
3:45am we fonished the film and all went our seperate ways
3:54am: went 2 bed
14:09pm: woke up

ur thoughts????

Shorter. I'm only 6ft and wouldn't like to be humiliated by being with a taller woman

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

#ImWithTheFrog

techbros just need to rediscover their masculinity tbqh

(male)

Lmao

quality post

6' or taller because i'm not a low test manlet

Who /fasttyper/ here?

Who else here /nofriends/

>Everton

desperately want a new caledonian giant gecko

i'm faster

UwU

sounds like a bent post from oxford

Prove it

here

just you

my first thought too

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me

also no job and living with me parents far beyond an age where it’s acceptable

honestly feel like a complete mental breakdown is imminent

paid £4 for a fucking nice lighter from Next and it's already BROKEN fuck off

My Saturday

9am wake up and have a wank
10am: have a shit
11am: crack open the monster energy and post on /brit/ and smoke
12pm: have a shower
1pm: Go to Greggs for a sausage roll
2pm: Crack open the bevvies
3pm: Do a couple shots
4pm: shitpost more on /brit/
4:30pm: meet the hooker
5pm: head out to town with the lads
11pm: get back and pass out

link me ur website and i'll do test and copy paste u the score

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sounds like something a 16 year old would do tbqh

Wearing socks does not make you a cute girl
>mfw they probably have grotesque faces

>11:00pm: went to tescos and bought 1 bottle of wine and 9 cans of cider
jocks are absolutely seething reading this

cool shirt lole

Euric ruled as king (rex) of the Visigoths. With his capital at Toulouse, Euric inherited a large portion of the Visigothic possessions in the Aquitaine region of Gaul.

Euric was the first to declare his complete independence from the puppet emperors.

He was the first German to formally codify his people's laws.

At Euric's death in 484 the Kingdom of the Visigoths encompassed nearly all of Iberia and a third of modern France.

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

What do you do to pass the time lads, I hate weekends because they remind me of my lonliness

can't say I have any these days desu

rather irritated theres so few jews in this country and therefore not enough jewish hookers i can fuck

energy drinks are age restricted in sainsbury's now lads, what a world we live in

Robert II (2 March 1316 – 19 April 1390) reigned as King of Scots from 1371 to his death as the first monarch of the House of Stewart. He was the son of Walter Stewart, 6th High Steward of Scotland and of Marjorie Bruce, daughter of the Scottish king Robert the Bruce by his first wife Isabella of Mar.

>everton could realistically win the league

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the point isnt becoming a girl
if they wanted that theyd take hrt or whatever

>4:30pm: meet the hooker
>5pm: head out to town with the lads

Monster Energy is part of the £3 meal deal in Tesco, they just don't label it

Why do chinks love gambling so much?

spilt Fanta fruit twist all over the carpet what am i like

what's a good cleanup just used wet tissues hahaha good banter

there's fucking loads in london mate

does /brit/ like bark psychosis?

Yes? Is there a problem?

gromit

think we love it more

cant believe asda dont do a 3 quid meal deal

do swedes and finns get naked in saunas or is that just a meme?

Bent

>Everton have overtaken Arsenal

Yeah, in Golders Green and Stamford Hill and thats about it

>Loving Everton's business this summer. Here's an early call - they finish above Liverpool this season.

>not saving the prossie for afterwards
Whats wrong with you

watch youtube and play chess online mostly
some nights i’ll take a walk through the neighbourhood

113 WPM
(words per minute)
Top 2 %
Keystrokes (565 | 118) 683
Accuracy 81.53%
Correct words 110
Wrong words 23

hrt doesn't turn you into a girl m8, doesn't seem to much for mtf actually but when girls do it they grow beards

cos they're yank twats

any SS man in?
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jewish gf mentioned

They literally travel to this remote part of northern Myanmar to use the casinos there

I'm not going to spend the majority of my night with sex on my mind, get it out of the way first then the banter starts