Mfw i'm living in the safest country in the world

>Mfw i'm living in the safest country in the world

you're an ugly motherfucker

atleast im not gonna get shot over $0.02

but you'll die a virgin lmao

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EXACTLY what I would imagine a New Zeelander looks like

>australia
>safe

abos arent dangerous?

There are actually no-go zones in australia due to rogue abos, i have seen it myself

USA is unironically the safest if you exclude the gun violence in the news.

Yes, if you look away from all the dangers the us is safe, but since the dangers are still there it is UNsafe

It is unsafe only if you get shot. If you don't get shot it is super safe.

>safest country in the world

My near-blind grandfather was killed after he was pushed to the floor and smacked his head on a side table when some subhuman maori cunts broke into his wainuiomata house.

i thought you were slav.

>Syria is a terrific place to live if you ignore the whole civil war thing

Nein

*nukes you*
Nothing personal, kiwi.

were you born there? how is NZ compared to UK?

Obvious bait

He is a lativian subhuman born in new Zealand

aren't kangaroos dangerous?

ah yes lithuatian. i remember now

That would be Japan or Iceland.

I was born in HK to kiwi parents and lived in Australia, LT and UK.

Lithuania and UK are very, very good countries.

Australia is incredibly overrated and full of many insufferable people.

New Zealand is very beautiful but I only ever went there on holiday. I suppose culturally it is not too distant from the UK. Many people compare it with Australia but the people are certainly more level-headed and have a greater degree of common sense than Australians. I think nowhere is this more poignant than the police force, whereby kiwis only really give a shit if you're endangering or pissing someone off. Whereas Australians seemed to have adopted the 'who needs common sense when you have the law' mentality and are as punitive as their convict history would lead you to believe.

fuck off k*z*

n-no

>punitive
have you seen a recent thread by an aussie who just got back from jail? pretty wild stuff

No! What were the details ?

>tfw living in the most dangerous country in the world

fush n chups

norway explain yourself

self-defense > safety
cucks just wouldn't understand

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> shooting each other > safety

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nice thumbnail

I can read it just fine

maybe you should get a screen larger than 600x800? oh forgot you're a russiapoor lol

it's 15 inches fhd

What's the second language?

Kek

what's that can't hear you you're hacking our elections and supporting fascist Drumpf too loudly