Daddy, why do they hate me and mommy?
Daddy, why do they hate me and mommy?
I ain't your daddy, now scram ya piccaninny.
>nigglets
>having fathers
pick one
>daddy
>implying
Wow this new Mickey Mouse redesign is awful.
Daddy you said you would love me and mommy forever!
her hair looks like a fire hazard
Good, set that nigglet on fire
HA HA BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER IS A TWO TIMING FUCKING WHORE, THAT'S WHY HA HA! WHEN I DUMP YOUR ASS BACK AT HER HOUSE ON MONDAY TELL THAT FUCK GOOFY THAT THE NEXT TIME I SEE HIM HE'S DEAD HA HA!
>black dads
Get rid of that fuckgly hair
Daddy: *looks nervous* you And I are *cough* not... A color of the rainbow.
Press F to pay respect to my sides
Would let her suck me off
because you look like mickey mouse my nigga
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>daddy
>daddy
>daddy
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Because you're a nigra
This made me laugh.
Completely lacking in wit and charm but carried its message with clarity.
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We only told you they hate you because when we inevitably fail as parents you will hate them and not us. You see honey, our culture is that of gang life glorification, crime, drugs, hoes and bitches. It's hard to raise children while maintaining such a high level of swag. You will be neglected and free to fall in with a bad crowd. You will most likely commit crime when you get older because of this neglect, only making (((them))) hate you that much more. Now, go do your homework sweetie.