Let's compare our country's iconic animals, and then discuss why Australia's are superior

Let's compare our country's iconic animals, and then discuss why Australia's are superior.

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>Shitposting Aussie.

YES, YES, WELL DONE AUSTRALIA, HOWEVER

galahs are cute

just saying

galahs are cunts. ive had so many bad run ins with those fuckwitts. literally the niggers of the bird world

they are so cute

Guys

There birds are based.
Use to have one that came to my backyard every day.
Fed it, taught it to say a few words, it became comfortable enough to let me pet it.
it was a good bird.

>literal teddy bears
>most murderous crocodiles
>most talented songbirds
>kangaroos provide much needed excitement to rural driving

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He just learnt to say hello

Nice little guy

These motherfuckers keeping coming into my garden and make continuous deafening screeches in large groups. I might as well be living next to a jet engine.

Cold climate mammal master race

Cute

I'll fucking nip ya cunts

galahs are literally the niggers of the bird world

>feed them and they come back to your house and scratch up all the wood tear it up with their beaks
>constantly see them attacking other birds
>known to bite humans
>say smart ass shit all day
>known to attack in packs

i remember one time me and my friend were walking through this field behind these houses and a pet galah flew from its perch to attack us. these birds are truly nigger tier. they even screech like niggers. hate them. kos them if you get the chance

The wedge tail eagle is an actual eagle, Latin name Aquilla, which means Eagle, in Latin. The American (((bald))) eagle in a different species, Haliaeetus sp, which means, not an actual true blue eagle.
It's not uncommon for Wedge tail eagles to have a wingspan of over 9 feet.

> animal
> posts bird

Get on India's level, faggots.

Here's the national bird, for good measure.

Bald eagles are pussies compared to the mighty wedge tailed eagle

None of you country got shit on this little guy. Just look at how fierce he is. He'll kill all your national animals for fun, dudes a cold blooded killer.

Thats not a turkey...

You pic doesn't look like an emu.

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We have a big ass Vulture that couldn't afford more colors and these cute little rats that almost went extinct

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Chinchillas are fucking cool, m8

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I really like our national bird, their live with their partners for their entire life spawn and they creates really comfy homes unlike other nigger tier birds.

hi guys we're dying

>Blue birds
>White birds

I think we all know who wins here.

>rufus

>superior

Means red in Latin, nothing weird about it.

Holy shit they swim?

That's a myrh

2bh i thought your most iconic animal would be an abbo, m8.

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rate it

Sadly they're trying to ban it.

Only when they don't want to walk on water.

roach/10

would raid with foot again

Wait until they cross the ocean. You'll be seeing them soon.

Quokkas make backpacker panties moist.

AYO WE WUZ NATIONAL ANIMULZ N SHIEt

Oh yeah well look what we got

Somehow a bunch a nandus managed to escape the zoo years ago and now they're succesfully procreating.

pretty tasty too

it has ties to turkic mythology

I can tell you right now that is not what you guys are most known for. You're known for Marsupials, the special ed students of the animal kingdom.

This cheeky little cunt will fuck your shit up senpai

but its not

Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

u wot cunt? say it to my face cunt, ill string ya misses up and fuck her raw then claw your gypsy face off you bastard cunt

loliforgotpic

literally niggers

No, -this- will fuck your shit up. When it comes flying out of the trees, it's game over.

Our bears could fucking demolish your bears.

youtube.com/watch?v=O0cAx1jLbJk

Come on I think kangaroos are infinitely more attractive than niggers

>Can't post a condor because other countries have taken it.
>Can't post a pink dolphin because they alway swim back to Brazil.
>Have to make it with a Spectacled bear. Just your usual bear with a pattern on its face.

I love the fauna all over South America; fuckhuge bats, chillaxed sloths, comfy capibaras, armadilloes, snakes that can eat people... but nothing can compare to the literal Hell on Earth Australia is.
Kangaroos that can sleep-choke you, Emus that can win wars, mantas that stab you in the chest, everything with a beating heart has poison in it...

You win today, aussie friendo.

Who has the Sloth?

I want to breed one with a Koala and make the most retarded and lazy mammal of all time.

i guess this would be iconic for the kingdom of sweden

we already have abos

Well played. Next round's on me.

Holy shit it's a joke. Australian shitposting is a joke and I've been an ignorant fuck all this time please fuck my face.

>Australians
youtube.com/watch?v=mLwGfoybuPw

BREH
That shit ain't natty.
How long until i can reach that mode?

It's like they crossed a nigger with a donkey

Well that's alright then

this is our national animal

I have no idea what ours is, its either a wolf, Lynx or bear

A Wolf and an Eagle are our animal emblems

>drop bears
A marmot could fuck that little pussy up

>burn half of an entire continent
>but they're still around in modern-day times

Australia has got the craziest wildlife

posting superior bear shenanigans

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jewgle says yours is the ibex

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what is this

Nice

Plenty of meat and more dangerous then what you think

Breed with grizzly bears and you shall live on

While also creating a terrifying new species of bear

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He needs a gun so he can defend his property desu

Russian hobo

Nature is amazing

sluts

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All the birds in the world and you chose to be a gallah..

That thing looks like a pokemon

YO NIGGUH WHAT THE FUCK YOU STARING AT

Armenian water buffalo, invasive to the US

Turkish actually goddamn me

>Armenian water buffalo
>posts a cockroach

Come on America

Cockatoos are literally Niggers with wings
>Loud and obnoxious
>Travel and hang out in big packs
>Destroys garden
>Steals food
>Makes a mess out of anything it touches
>Have woken me up several times by walking on my roof
Their pretty funny though