Was this supposed to be based on a real story?

Was this supposed to be based on a real story?

What are the best movies about losing your virginity and at what age did you lose yours?

I was looking at some pussyfree humiliation porn earlier and it said that only .18 percent of men make it to 40 without getting laid spots unlikely I guess.

Running With Scissors

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I'm 23 and there's no hope in sight, I'm genuinely thinking about intentionally taking the path to wizardhood at this point.

Just get a fucking escort dude.

That's the most pathetic thing you could possibly do
Losing your virginity to a fucking prostitute because you just want that checkmarked off

Exactly this, sex for the sake of sex doesn't appeal to me at all.

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if porn didn't fuck up my dick id be confident to go out and fuck more girls since im actually attractive but i just don't have the willpower

25. Still haven't lost. Been consistently strictly working out, exercising and dieting since I was 21. Noticeably big guy now, but I have a micropenis (3.5 inches) and because of that my confidence goes to shit when a girl becomes intimate (e.g making out and then she starts touching my body).

Probably die a virgin.

>Was this supposed to be based on a real story?
No
>What are the best movies about losing your virginity
I cannot think of any except the one you mentioned and it wasn't good
>at what age did you lose yours?
still a virgin at 28

Atleast you made out. I'm a 23 year old kissless dateless handholdless virgin, also try to take care of myself and my appearance as much as possible but 99% of the time I'm just sitting in my room infront of a computer just like now so ofcourse a girl won't just materialise out of nowhere on my dick in my room.
But I already fully accepted my situation.

Doesn't matter man you probably don't have an unnaturally small dick so if the time comes where you are ready for sex you can seize it.

Making out with a girl and then having to stop and end things after it happens a while because she starts getting upset and confused by your behaviour and then breaks up with you and you genuinely loved her but too insecure about your micropenis is probably worse than being kissless. Only had 2 girlfriends both ended like how I described.

Only person I've told about my penis irl was a school counsellor when I went for a meeting slightly buzzed during uni.

>tfw good face and 4/10 body
Not fat but rekt by stretch marks because I WAS fat so imo it's a 4 but girls say they like it
>hit girls up on dating apps and snapchat
>always have plans for the weekend
>sex is routine and girls compliment my thicc benis

The moral of the story is if you're fat just lose weight and put yourself out there. Granted it took some effort to collect and learn to take good pics but still

Didn't lose mine until I was 19. It feels so pathetic it makes me want to puke.

>tfw too intelligent to fuck monkeys

>23
>Finally find a whore i like on Bp
>Go to her apartment
>Gets naked and we start making out(was a kv)
>Also gives me a titjob
>Lays on her stomach and tells me to out it in
>Put it in
>Didn't really know what I was doing ,only got my dick in all the way for a few strokes(was also afraid because no condom)
>Didn't cum
>Get dressed , say goodbye and walk out the bedroom
>mfw Her son is laying awake on the couch, watching TV(had no idea anyone else was in the apartment)
>It was fucking two am so it probably woke him up
>Probably heard the whole thing
I found her on Facebook and shes married to some bald cuck, kek

>I was looking at some pussyfree humiliation porn earlier

just show her your dick dude. you honestly think a girl that you're making out with is going to laugh and walk out because your dick is a little below average?

question

if i put my erect penis in a girl but coulnt cum due to being asexual am I still a virgin and is she still a virgin?

My job is to work with people who have mild to crippling disabilities. Half of them are fucking strangers like rabbits. Literally retards.

Just go out there, have some confidence, and you will make progress... Like the retards

Dunno

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3.5 isn't a micro penis. You're just small.

I only ever fucked myself. Daily. For the past 15 years.

I lost my virginity to my high school girlfriend while drunk at a party at 15 years old, normalfaggot masterrace

>got a hooker on backpage
>got mouth herpes from eating her out

I hate you so much

these retards are probably really low in neuroticism

I remember a mildly attractive guy in my high school with ~75 IQ, was in the SAC class, he routinely managed to get dates with hot girls, didn't make any sense to me because he was the most boring motherfucker on the planet.

If you penetrated a girl, neither of you are virgins.

So go join a club or group of some kind, start a new hobby, even something nerdy. It's good to try new experiences, even if it doesn't lead to sex. Don't stress it too hard.

Nah, it's fine. I took a guy's virginity and he was 28, handholdless, kissless nerd who just played games and never met people.

It'll happen when it happens, 23 is still young, get out there more for yourself- it'll feel good just to know you're improving as a person rather than just obsessing over perceived inadequacies

>im hungry, but no one will give me food
>pay for food? fuck that that's pathetic

Story time?

I know this is probably just 'survivors bias' or whatever, but i'm a short, fat, mongloid looking dwarf motherfucker, and even I'VE gotten laid.
Be you. Be confident. Don't put them on a pedestal.
You'll be alright.

Food is necessary to survive. Sex isn't.

>you honestly think a girl that you're making out with is going to laugh and walk out because your dick is a little below average?

This happens a lot more than people think

>Going down on a whore
Kek

kekmao virguns

>coworkers tits brushed heavily against my arm when she was grabbing something off the table in front of me
>later she brushed my dick area with her whole forearm

what did she mean by this

I want to imagine a very hot scenario with this information but regretfully I can only think both you and her are fat

I lost mine when I was 24. At that age I had moved from home, read a bunch of books on socializing and started working out. I've gotten laid and dated a lot since then. I'm 27 now.
Social skills can be learned. Don't be fooled.

17 to gf
It's been 4 years since I've gotten laid. Last month I got naked with a girl but my dick literally did nothing. Considering suicide now

Not based on true story.

Lost at 17 to gf when parents were away. Later took another girls virginity as well.

you're gay sun

but a lot less than people imagine

next time get a bit drunk or high first, just enough to slow your brain down

15 and I was kind of a late bloomer where I grew up. It's not hard to talk bitches up. Just be calm and make jokes now and then.

>cool it on the death grip
>take zinc
>take l arganine
>do kegels
>thank me later

Does gay sex count as losing virginity?

My 17th birthday with my first love. It was really nice and romantic. I still miss her sometimes.

>That's the most pathetic thing you could possibly do

You have too many hang ups. If you think that's pathetic then you must legitimately hate yourself for not even being able to bang an average chick by now.

All of the sudden you care what people find pathetic? You're a walking joke.

No

Eh bullshit. I've had girls forgive me for not getting hard at all. Most women aren't bitches if you're sweet to them.

Thanks for the advice user

How was he boring? At least he had more to talk about then your nerdy hobbies.

Popular people are "dumb" because they don't dwell on stupid shit. No one cares about specific nerdy hobby details. We end up liking people who can just converse without it ending in some sort of autistic debate.

>~75 IQ
What? That's literally boderline mental retardation.

That's why they call it borderline you idiot. It's still functional.

>women like total idiots
ya don't say?