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/brit/
first for the united kingdom of great britain and ireland
based trainboi
wish i had a train gf
RIP Billy Herrington 1969-2018
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3 months in bangkok lads, also visiting surrounding countries like cambodia and vietnam
Thoughts?
I'm a Brit, born in Ely
TRADE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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becky
>Yanks trying to give themselves gimmicky nicknames
Cringe.
När en svensk tjej är 14 har hon sitt första samlag med en 2 år äldre kille på fest. Hon kanske blir tillsammans med han och har sex hundratals gånger i tonåren. När hon går gymnasiet är hon på fest varje helg och har sex varannan. Vid sidan om använder hon tinder och träffar killar utanför fester. Vid 17 års ålder har hon haft sex med ungefär 20 olika killar, i snitt. Då fyller hon 18 och börjar bli mer individuell. Hon drar till Magaluf på studentresa och knullar med lokala spanjorer och annat skräp. Hon börjar universitet och festandet blir allt vildare, mer alkohol och mer droger. Hon är nu 24-25 och har haft sex med 50 olika killar. Det är nu hon skaffar en betahanrej, gifter sig och klämmer ut 1-2 autistbarn som hon låter bli uppfostrade av sin iPad.
Och då kommer jag in i bilden. Aldrig haft sex. Ska nu ha min första kyss, första samlag, första förhållande. Det bara går inte. Om man inte är en normis från sina tidiga tonår är det bara över. 85% går det bra för, men vi andra är misslyckade.
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regicide now
then you've never met me.
vicky is such a lovely lady :')
doing a read en.wikipedia.org
dont care just trying to identify myself so this fuck stops calling me mathyank.
How are british lolis?
ahh anyway it's been a great night lads shall be heading off to bed now
*awkwardly waits for someone to say good night*
On the phone to GCHQ Child Protection Unit as we speak
is niggeryank in??????
>tfw you'll never be a Company man
IT'S NOT FAIR
fuck this getting bitcoins anonymously is too much of a hassle
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meet
>oi mate pass me a rizla and let's smoke this coned spliff
British stoners are comical
Good night *kisses you tenderly on the forehead*
1,2,3
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Doesn't matter cuz I'm the good yank poster
>mathyank
ah yes the only american in existence who know math
where do I get meself a middle class lass like that
monero my man
2, 3, 1
get up to anything today?
craft shops
FOY
True men. False women. This is the darkness of the Age.
I wonder when I'll meet the American who know [sic] grammar.
They can't even deny it, they just claim they aren't biased
why are chokers in style? I see it as a big red flag
*recoils in surprise*
ah um oh yeah um good night to you too um haha
there's like 3 yanks who are good at maths in /brit/
I WANT A GF NOW!
2,1,3
monero markets are tiny
i am god tier at pythagorean theorem
he means the one who doesn't fuck up about doing maths work that is on course work that 16 year olds do for an engineering degree
3 1 2
who cares morty? Global acts of terrorism happen every day, here's something that's never happened before, I'M A PICKLE!
sad lonely bored frustrated AND i'm wasting my potential
failing to keep up with my really quite easy undergraduate course
bad skin
bad posture
bad bodyshape
Your dad's cock is minuscule
had a little bit of sex
you know, the usual
I’m going to Nigeria and there’s gonna be bare BBC
is dumbfatspicyank here? love ya dude
rambo is such a good film
fackin hell
art hoes
I thought I was in a terrible state.
1, 2, 3
who that yellow bitch
ngl these posts make me sick to my stomach
just uploaded this thread to the blockchain
That's a distributed public ledger than nobody can edit for the brainlets out there
Your mum's tits are saggy
scared to update the cv
2 years at my runt job but don;'t think i can progress
aka the best women
literally didnt even leave my bed until 9:10pm
would like a job but after a while of being a NEET, you can no longer get a job
it really is
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first blood is severely underrated
Your sister's pants are baggy
also does dream even accept monero? how populars it there?
Eternal Anglo theme tune:
Maths? completed it mate
Got a haircut at noon
Going out for drinks in an hour
just tell them you had cancer so you couldn't work for a while that's what i did. I didn't get the job but at least it's somethin
iktf
cant imagine being confident enough to flop out my cock in broad daylight
its not even small - its average - but it just seems weird
>Maths? completed it mate
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>maths
it's math you peasant
let me be the judge of that
despise you
Required /brit/ watching:
going feral
saw your da on r/transpassing
you can be mouthyank if you like
youtube.com
>claiming Granada's colonies in EUIV.webm
one final day of rest before weekly toil resumes
>despise you
The slag that's your Mum sucks the cum from my bum.
used to always get my willy out and show everyone when i was a young adolescent haha
is quite big though
yeah you can be pissy bitch if you like
went to the cinema with my parents
saw Three Billboards
any reputable DNM takes monero
great come back you unoriginal fuck
>yeah you can be pissy bitch if you like
can't wait to jack off tonight