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first for the united kingdom of great britain and ireland

based trainboi

wish i had a train gf

RIP Billy Herrington 1969-2018

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3 months in bangkok lads, also visiting surrounding countries like cambodia and vietnam

Thoughts?

I'm a Brit, born in Ely

TRADE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

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becky

>Yanks trying to give themselves gimmicky nicknames

Cringe.

När en svensk tjej är 14 har hon sitt första samlag med en 2 år äldre kille på fest. Hon kanske blir tillsammans med han och har sex hundratals gånger i tonåren. När hon går gymnasiet är hon på fest varje helg och har sex varannan. Vid sidan om använder hon tinder och träffar killar utanför fester. Vid 17 års ålder har hon haft sex med ungefär 20 olika killar, i snitt. Då fyller hon 18 och börjar bli mer individuell. Hon drar till Magaluf på studentresa och knullar med lokala spanjorer och annat skräp. Hon börjar universitet och festandet blir allt vildare, mer alkohol och mer droger. Hon är nu 24-25 och har haft sex med 50 olika killar. Det är nu hon skaffar en betahanrej, gifter sig och klämmer ut 1-2 autistbarn som hon låter bli uppfostrade av sin iPad.


Och då kommer jag in i bilden. Aldrig haft sex. Ska nu ha min första kyss, första samlag, första förhållande. Det bara går inte. Om man inte är en normis från sina tidiga tonår är det bara över. 85% går det bra för, men vi andra är misslyckade.

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regicide now

then you've never met me.

vicky is such a lovely lady :')

doing a read en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisemitic_canard

dont care just trying to identify myself so this fuck stops calling me mathyank.

How are british lolis?

ahh anyway it's been a great night lads shall be heading off to bed now
*awkwardly waits for someone to say good night*

On the phone to GCHQ Child Protection Unit as we speak

is niggeryank in??????

>tfw you'll never be a Company man

IT'S NOT FAIR

fuck this getting bitcoins anonymously is too much of a hassle

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meet

>oi mate pass me a rizla and let's smoke this coned spliff
British stoners are comical

Good night *kisses you tenderly on the forehead*

1,2,3

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Doesn't matter cuz I'm the good yank poster

>mathyank
ah yes the only american in existence who know math

where do I get meself a middle class lass like that

monero my man

2, 3, 1

get up to anything today?

craft shops

FOY

True men. False women. This is the darkness of the Age.

I wonder when I'll meet the American who know [sic] grammar.

They can't even deny it, they just claim they aren't biased

why are chokers in style? I see it as a big red flag

*recoils in surprise*
ah um oh yeah um good night to you too um haha

there's like 3 yanks who are good at maths in /brit/

I WANT A GF NOW!

2,1,3

monero markets are tiny

i am god tier at pythagorean theorem

he means the one who doesn't fuck up about doing maths work that is on course work that 16 year olds do for an engineering degree

3 1 2

who cares morty? Global acts of terrorism happen every day, here's something that's never happened before, I'M A PICKLE!

sad lonely bored frustrated AND i'm wasting my potential
failing to keep up with my really quite easy undergraduate course
bad skin
bad posture
bad bodyshape

Your dad's cock is minuscule

had a little bit of sex
you know, the usual

I’m going to Nigeria and there’s gonna be bare BBC

is dumbfatspicyank here? love ya dude

rambo is such a good film

fackin hell

art hoes

I thought I was in a terrible state.

1, 2, 3

who that yellow bitch

ngl these posts make me sick to my stomach

just uploaded this thread to the blockchain

That's a distributed public ledger than nobody can edit for the brainlets out there

Your mum's tits are saggy

scared to update the cv
2 years at my runt job but don;'t think i can progress

aka the best women

literally didnt even leave my bed until 9:10pm

would like a job but after a while of being a NEET, you can no longer get a job

it really is

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first blood is severely underrated

Your sister's pants are baggy

also does dream even accept monero? how populars it there?

Eternal Anglo theme tune:

youtube.com/watch?v=h1S0KwtX1Ho

Maths? completed it mate

Got a haircut at noon
Going out for drinks in an hour

just tell them you had cancer so you couldn't work for a while that's what i did. I didn't get the job but at least it's somethin

iktf

cant imagine being confident enough to flop out my cock in broad daylight

its not even small - its average - but it just seems weird

>Maths? completed it mate

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>maths
it's math you peasant

let me be the judge of that

despise you

Required /brit/ watching:

youtube.com/watch?v=nU-cJ42BqC0

going feral

saw your da on r/transpassing

you can be mouthyank if you like

youtube.com/watch?v=Ct3nb0qauNE

>claiming Granada's colonies in EUIV.webm

one final day of rest before weekly toil resumes

>despise you

The slag that's your Mum sucks the cum from my bum.

used to always get my willy out and show everyone when i was a young adolescent haha
is quite big though

yeah you can be pissy bitch if you like

went to the cinema with my parents
saw Three Billboards

any reputable DNM takes monero

great come back you unoriginal fuck

>yeah you can be pissy bitch if you like

can't wait to jack off tonight