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Why do americans shit their pants at walmart?

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Why do swedes let niggers and arabs rape their women?

Why are you shitskins forcing this meme so hard?

why do sand groids shit in sweden?

This is not a meme, i just want to know why you do it.

You'd shit yourself too if you saw some of those amazing deals

ITT: people whose butts hurt from all the sharting

>walmart

Found your problem. Those aren't humans.

even bollywood's getting in on it

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DEFECATE IN AISLE 8

Looks like it's a long-standing series.

Why is it that it's always mart sharters that get triggered over this meme?

Sharting is in our culture. Its like asking why do you say excuse me after sneezing or leave a tip for the waitress. Farting wasn't good enough time changes so does the culture. Sharting is here to stay.

You seem triggered, can I offer you some toilet paper and a change of clothing?

Oh cool! Tanka for informing us about SHART-culture

God bless the United Sharts of America

Health At Every Size tells us it's okay to do so.

Speak for yourself Khan, until whites gave your kind civilization you Mongols were still DESIGNATED STEPPE SHITTERS

We're a country so free, we can shit our pants in public while we spend our welfare and scooter about in WalMart!

for the greater good

I Always Love getting enriched by other cultures! This is not about Making fun of amaricans Sharting in mart, it is about accepting their SHART-culture.

This is a logical fallacy user, just because you see a person who sharted his pants and is simultanously in Walmart does not necessarily means that he did it there.

The person maybe just have sharted days before and still uses the same shartpants, the possibilites are infinite. Maybe the process of sharting is almost as fluid as its consistency and happens contniuesly like a leaky valve.

No i am not an american using a proxy.

t. reason.

Where do you see Finland in Mongolian empire?

THIS THIS THIS

Most americans (or at least the ones with a good upbringing) will shart in the parking lot... not inside the building itself.

this

we need to embrace their culture because we need to enrich our cultural diversity to make progress.

> shartpants
My sides. Oh the potential!

Prices are so low, you will shit your self.

SHART IN MART

what the fuck, if i ever saw someone do that in a place that i go shopping, id shove them so there poo smears all over the floor, then id grab there head and put in next to there poo like a person grabbing there cat and shoving there head into there own piss bowl, fuck

Wrong.

I've been to their Wal-Mart's and they do indeed spontaneously shit themselves.

Specially niggers but it's hard to tell unless they're close enough.

Let us build an Atlantic aliance based on our pants shitting!

I do honestly wonder what's up with someone who can shit themselves and walk around like no one is going to notice.

Yes, you should know details on shartpants. Germany is famous for it's Scat porn

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Oh no no no friend, WalMart shoppers are the worst of the US' creations. Come visit a WalMart and you will know hell is a place on Earth.

>b-but only old people shit themselves
>stop lying ameripoop
>picture related

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I think its a cute meme, its actually funny.

India has to accept the poo in loo stuff. What're they gonna do, build a raft from corpses and travel down their bathin/drinking/sewer water river to attack your country?

This meme is like being hit by a 3 year old. Stings, but you laugh it off because, after all, its a harmless baby. And that's pretty much how we see the rest of the world.

If we wanted to, we would roll into your 3rd world hellholes, like Europe, and Africa, and level everything except your marts, just to shart in them. And there's nothing you could do to stop us... Nothing.

When Trump gets elected, we might just do that.

You only have a few simple things to do in the meantime;

Get your mops
Get your squeegies
Get your nose plugs

Because we are coming for you... And by God, we are going to shart in your motherfucking marts. And...

You.
Can't.
Stop.
Us.

Where'd you find this picture of me?

yeah, that's the part I find hilarious.

Like ok, you shit yourself in Walmart. It happens to all of us sometimes.

But you keep fucking shopping like nobody is going to notice? Hell, I'm embarrassed to go out in public if my clothes don't match, and you're just calmly strolling around with a bumper crop of butt honey? At least toss a pack of Depends in the fucking cart, show a little pride.

Also this is how I caught Hep C.

>It happens to all of us sometimes.

B-but.. Don't you people have control over your sphincters?

why James

James is a good strong English name, why not something like Hunter or Brad,

you ain't invading shit shartpants

Don't play dumb Jäskä Ulan Bataar

Enough of this SHART-SHAMING! I shart any where I damn well please and thats that.

God bless the United Sharts of America
*takes hat off and hand over heart*

>it happens to all of us sometimes
I know it's a meme but I still laughed

Retard we could just race-bait once and your shartmy would collapse

here we can see an american whale who has fallen and can't get back up.in true american spirit she shat herself

Have you ever eaten Taco Bell food?
It disables your sphincter entirely.

we have it at least four times a week as a cleanse.

When you eat taco bell, you can't stop the bowel loss of control.

How are you getting these pics of my family?

What the fuck

youtu.be/getANcDn-Ao

and I thought America couldn't into humour

Sodomy causes people to lose control of the anal sphincter.

spooky

>Y-you w-w-wouldn't
>you c-couldn't

Now you're just trying to convince yourself, subhuman...

>being this buttblasted

We're not kidding. If you don't eat it sparingly, you better stay close to a rest room or else you could end up shitting your pants!

>Walmart

It's literally a human trash magnet. The prices aren't much lower than any other company, except for clothing maybe (even then, I've found better stuff in thrift stores).

Stay away from Walshart

Does sharting make you this assblasted?

notice how americans also shit themselves in fast food joints.observe how she returns for a 3 litre cup refill

Assblasted Mart Sharter

At least he's in the right isle

DESIGNATED PINOY HUTS

SHUT IN HUT

>europeans not understanding how hard it is to hold in your shit when all you eat is chipotle and fried chicken

I wonder why people say we have few available jobs.

Industrial Poo Ocean Organization IPOO should be hiring like a muh fucker.

We really need this meme to become a real thing. It's funny as all get out but I'm tired searching the interwebs and uploading the same pics.

Maybe we can get sjw's to shit themselves and say its for colon cancer awareness. #SHARTOUTCANCER

I have no issue with you people shitting yourselves while shopping in your own country if that's an important part of your culture but please don't defile the English language with terms like
>butt honey

what are you talking about you search hard enough
.here picture related is an american shitting himself picture i haven't seen before on pol.i have more but im keeping them for later tonight

I had Taco Bell at Detroit airport. The girl misspelled 'Emma' on the order of my female companion. She spelt it 'Ema'...

America nation of assramming fags confirmed.

I shit my pants as an adult once.

It was the night before dove season and all through my house
My roommates were stirring, cleaning guns for dove, pheasants and grouse
When all of a sudden a knock on my door
My good friend with two cases of beer appeared at my door
Two of my roommates retired to their bed
With thoughts of good hunting danced in their head
On McDonald's, on Wendy's, we got drunk as hell
Coors light would predict how hard we would fail
The next morning we argued, got angry and yelled
Then we realized, between two men 60 beers fell
Maybe whataburger would help us, nobody knew how to call
And an unexpected fart would be the downfall of us all
So now I tell you, my European friends
If you're planning on waking up sober to hunt, fast food is not the means to and ends.

T. Someone who shit his pants while driving to a hunting spot after drinking too much light beer.

*search hard enough you find OC

I know someone who use to work at Walmart and told me a a few different stories on how they would find human turds in the store.
He's a manager at the store and one of the worker bees strolls up pushing a big push broom. Points to the pile and says check it out. Normal pile of dust with the addition of a human turd. Nonchalantly tells worker bee to keep on pushin...

How about crack shellac ?

>light beer

Why do you do this?

Ass Molasses?

melgibson and shartmart,

i approve the maymays of august 24

Are you so angry that you just started sharting?

Did she talk to you like pic related?

What are the best kind of shartpants?

Top kek

I can't top that.
10/10