Culture Pals - /cp/ - My Toes Edition

My Toes Edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?


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Can't wait for the message my qt will leave me to see when I wake up

TFW she reads but doesn't reply

i miss my autistic qt.it's been 2 years and i cant fucking let go.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>Tfw no Latina qt

> Become obsessed with Argentina if you must have a country you love so much. We at least do not have disasters. Maybe if you do become obsessed with us, I can be your husband.

had forgotten about that pasta,i wrote it

Kill yourself, Pawel. Slavic women >>> Latina women.

I wouldn't know as I only even talked to like 3 Latinas Irl my whole life, I've been dating plenty of Slavic girls (polish mostly) and I can tell they are not Waifu material

Cuck spotted.

You always so mad

24/7, Grzegorz.

This is to the French guy with the Vietnamese qt. She has a huge daddy fetish.

>daddy fetish.
why the fuck is this a thing?it's uncomfortable as hell

A woman's first love is her father.

a man's first love is his mother and i dont want to fuck my mom ,bro

Yeah, because the only love there is is sexual. Kill yourself, faggot.

Hi guys :^)
New here. So what languages are we all trying to learn? Im looking for a french teacher, no luck yet though.

>2018
>doesn't want to fuck his mother
Get a load of this weirdo lmao

Need a new phone. How is battery in this new iPhone?

I'm looking for the language of love :^)

>2 godz
how does your phone last through 2 different gods?

Slav gods are weak

>talked to Italian girl yesterday and she tells me the election is on Sunday
>ask who shes gonna vote for
>she leaves before she can read that
fug i hate the NEET life of waking up at 5PM and only getting to talk to the euros for an hour or two if im lucky

What she meant with this?

>Italian girl
Pretty sure she voting left

she isnt fond of your profile picture

FUCK U (and your profile picture)

If your qt wanted to have sex 3x a day, could you do it?

easily

Not before marriage user!

Talking to a qt Polish britaboo who's moving here in May

ThisSex should only happen after marriage

who is our guy in that election?

Northern League

Anime

tfw break up

repeating music was playing at the very first night we spent together

What happened koreanon?

well your new photos are unironically dumb so i feel her
for like a week or two if we arent working etc. After that nah

Shidalay brother amirite

My flag :)

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>open qt with funny+question
>she only replies to funny

And that's how they get sent into the trash

>create fake profile with American flag, male
>write nothing on profile
>still receive 5 messages and 11 views p/ day

>create fake japanese girl profile
>write only (literally) AAAAAAAAAAAAAA on profile
>no profile pic
>30 views and 17 messages p/day

>flag struggle isn't real they say

Sure thing brehs.

That's called the male struggle

Nope, not if you're at least moderately good looking, it all boils down to your flag.

Every girl profile I check always has something along the lines of

>I want to talk to native English speakers
>I want to talk to US/Brit/German/Swedish guys

^Those 4 nationalities seem to be undisputedly the most requested.

Also, as I said, I did create a fake profile with a US flag (male) and received lots of messages/views.

btw you have one of the best flags so you're not allowed to vote on this one.

>btw you have one of the best flags
Oh I know it :^)

hEY asshole that's my qt, don't you steal her from me if you know what's good for you

Just go and write to the people you like, number of views & messages from randoms doesn't matter if you're here not for nudes.

It’s ok if it’s with a girl you care a lot about (relationship)

Don't worry Carlos I'm not here for flirting, she's all yours

jk brah just friendly banter haha, dont even know her

tfw, some 17 y/o sends me racy pics. Why are european girls so slutty to korean guys?

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i.imgur.com/4i66Qax.jpg

Just some little polish slut I am talking to. Ok most eastern europeans are slutty to me because of kpop/ korean dramas. But frnech girls too ^^

Stop.

talking to a rus qt

>no, we do not cold, we're already frozen inside

lmao, fucking russians.

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Kek

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What happened

user...tell us what happened

We need more chileaboos

>when she asks what's my favorite food
Jesus Christ, I'm not a fucking cook to maintain conversation about food.

can you please help me? Someone posted a naked picture of me here? I want to report it to police.

>being so autistic that you can't even tell a girl what you like to eat

>HUUUUUR I'M NOT A PROFESSIONAL COOK

>hey bro what's your favorite movie?
>omogGGG I'M NOT A MOVIE DIRECTOR WHY WOULD I HAVE A FAVORITE MOVIE?

You're a fucking idiot.

Who are you?

>You!

or

>Whatever you make for me ;)

Keep calm and take your banana. You can discuss movies even if you are ordinary guy, but it's impossible to talk about food if you can't cook.

Don't send nudes to people on interpals

SOLVED

Is she moving there permanently? If so, remember to treat her right and marry her quickly, she really needs that passport and flat in London as fast as she can

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How am I doing?

She already has family here

Better than me

>2 nonpictures and 2 brs

Fuck my shit up senpai

Nice try, but I found your qt matching the pixels you didn't hide with all the profile pictures of IP. My algorithm has a 100% success rate, there's no room for ambiguity, you messed up and now you will pay the price. I will steal your qt and make her mine.

well then, I hope it'll work out for you, polish qts are mostly fine as long as they're not some kinda japanboo, koreaboo and such

Gluck m8.
You can keep HIM.
It's a /cp/ lad. I don't expose people

fuck!

photofeeler is so damn slow but i dont want to pay them

I'm drun kand my qt hasn't answered to me still

Tfw your qt just told you she’s going to brush her teeth, hop in bed and masturbate to the thought of you being inside of her

you're a fucking subhuman useless piece of shit, consider suicide, moron.

how the fuck can I compete with the swarm of chads that message every female on the site

By being funny

take good pics of yourself
don't be bland

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Dont worry, chads dont even have to message them
Remember to b urself ;)

Lads I'm gonna learn Russian so I can talk with all the slav qts wish me luck

Is QTcreeper working anymore?

My qt is currently masturbating for me again! Second time today :D

is she sending you a video

>imagine bragging about this on a thailandese anime exchange forum every single day

This desu

She sent me pictures of her pussy and fingers dripping wet

>every single day

No, just today and yesterday. Also one other day like a month ago

what the fuck is with the korean epidemic all over the world?

you can even check girls from DJIBOUTI, motherfucking DJIBOUTI, and all of them are in love with korean culture

RICED

Cause they can't express this autism irl without being bullied they concentrate on this site