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Jordan (the country not the slag) Edition

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we're all in here lads

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some comfy 1960's propaganda

17 year old gave me the flick and am still in love with the ex

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raining heavily

raining lightly

nonce
what's her number

Hola Beto

not raining at all

post retro gf's

alri lads

what was the thought behind borrowing an island for 100 years

haha

Let's all fly a kite

zomg the simpsons predict everything

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Mutilated lips give a kiss on the wrist
Of the wormlike tips
Of tentacles expanding in my mind

consumerism is good to a certain degree
but it's bad to extremes
so what's the cutoff?

*holds up spork*

yeah but what does she look like without makeup

In this thread we are all going to post our tummies, okay lads? I'll start

Glory.

mine

zommgers :O

please put more clothes on

Ur a big guy hun xx

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She must be very strong to hold that up!

Just not that interested in any of my tinder matches desu

post the best ones

oasis are a reddit band

VERY loud cracks of thunder

>Soy! Soy! Soy!
haha
those simpsons lads sure are clever

The British Empire was so wealthy that it was easier to lease Hong Kong legally then fight a war to claim it. Nobody in 1897 expected a backwater shithole like China to become a global superpower in the intervening years; the plan was presumably to renew the lease in 1997 assuming Britain didn't already own the rest of China by then.

When I go to sleep all I ever see is you

I can be your saviour everything we've been through

That's a helluva jaw you got there Maddie

imagine her succ game

>Nobody in 1897 expected a backwater shithole like China to become a global superpower in the intervening years
that seems silly will the manpower they have

dominating gf WHERE!?!!!

but Britain owned the island of HK outright

No, we leased it for 100 years. That's why we had to give it back

>had to give it back

cuck

coz you were weak

>breaking contracts is cool guys fuck da law

only the land outside the island in Kowloon
the island of HK was given in perpetuity by the Qing Emperor to GB

never bothered you til you couldn't actually win

Ah yes because everything Tony Blair did was exactly what the British people wanted

>invading in the first place and then resorting to 'international law' to explain how you lost it

the STATE of britain

The best ones don't respond anyway

Can't afford food
Drank a bunch of water to not feel hungry
Deeply regret it since I feel disgustingly full now

drink coffee or tea next time to kill the hunger

thought all yanks looked like this

>buy something on ebay at 1am
>seller doesn't post it by 5pm the same day
ANGRY

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Bit bent.

not all yanks do (i deffo do though)

the crew

name one thing better than a strong ale in the morning

>ale

reddit

a good wank

stronger ale in the morning

chang

stop thinking about sex pervert

Dave

Black coffee a fag and a shit followed by a shower

looking back on the track for a little jihad

reddit is breddy gud

drank a glass of gin and heading to toil la

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post fucking machines

cold 5% lager

why didn't britain fight for hong kong like they did for the falklands

might dowmload grindr

can you find sophisticated lads who want to fuck lads in dresses on it

fascist

hag

t. Zhang Xiao Wang
Hong Kong Island was given to Britain in perpetuity
everything else was on lease

>tfw i'm on the list

*rocks the boat*

how about you and oxford meet up and release a sex tape

military was worse off in '97 than it was during the Falklands
People's Army could have just zerg rushed and crippled our forces with sheer numbers

any niggerist in

>Raoul_the_wolf

me

>gothicskunk

Waking up next to the woman I want to be with

or maybe it's that the falklands was an illegal seizure and not an agreement

cannibalism is fascinating

which one are you UwU?

huge testies he must love getting his sack punctured

a thing of absolute beauty

see

nazbols are dumb,
you just need to say you like Vladimir Lenin

and the UK had zero military presence in the Pacific at that point unlike in the Atlantic making getting an expedition force out to HK in time difficult, not to mention resupply

USA would firmly side with China on the issue no question, being the traitors they are

I want to fuck her silly and make her cum and then have her suck her own pussy juices off of my cock.

Theresa May complains that the EU is threatening British sovereignty over Northern Ireland. But the Blair government, backed by the Tories, gave that sovereignty away in its 1998 surrender to Gerry Adams and his friend Bill Clinton. I’m amazed at how few people have read the so-called ‘Good Friday Agreement’. Are they afraid of what they’ll find?

there's a guy on twitter who injects saline or something into his ballsack and legitimately it's like a basket ball now

not even shitposting this is a legitimate thing i've come across

what does nazbol mean

>18 yr old Amateur asian girl rides cock and earns TWO Loads
hmm...
very enticing

not for the gut getting eaten innit

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