Wtf she was actually cute in this one

wtf she was actually cute in this one

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Stop posting that ugly goblin.

She is so fucking ugly like that Asian Goblin from the ching chong Wolverine Movie

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She's always cute.

would you have the courage to flirt with cara at a party?

5/10 movie. It really wasn't that bad, but it lacked charm.

Cara was fine. Dane Dehaan was miscast as spacechad the pussyslayer.

nah

shes pretty intimidating desu

We like her

I think you might be going blind.

That guy and others are ugly so that she looks better.

But even with Besson and all that cgi that's the best she can look.

What a shitty roll next time give it to me.

If she did a radio show I'd be into it desu

Hungry for rump roast now desu.

Lol fuck off and die OP

Why does she trigger Sup Forums so badly?

>cara will never serenade you

I think she'd be a world class gf.

>smelly lesbians
>cute

imagine

Tfw no cara kisses

not even a wave

>lesbian
Wait WHAT??
That's even better

Haha imagine Cara rolling on E, taking her clothes off, face down ass up in bed, making out with her asshole. As a joke haha.

Yes

She's always cute.

everything was ok until she turned around and i saw her face

gay

I want to snuggle her so much, even get a nice hug, sleep on her lap, even being her pet but this will never happen so stop posting cute pics of her reeeeeeee

She was cute, but she wasn't a 10. Biggest plot hole in the film is Rihanna calling her such.

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Once again. She wasn't the problem in the movie. He was.

I think it's the eyebrows.
There's something not right about those eyebrows. Too thick? Too long? Too dark?
Too bushy.

Women often call their female friends pretty, it's common courtesy.

If you like the two leads it instantly elevates this movie to a 7, I really loved it. Those suits are gorgeous in the movie, everything is gorgeous and the story is very well made.

perfect

don't tease me.
>will never ever cum inside a vagina.
>will probably live in my mom and dads house
>why even live?

Maybe a 6/10. I like Dane Dehaan but he is not pussyslayer SpaceChad.

Strongest part of the movie is when she goes looking for him and up to they escape from dumb ogre town. It should've been more like that, during this stretch it really did feel like the Fifth Element.

wtf those eyes make my legs weak

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But the whole movie was isolated adventures like that, thats why I loved it. I didnt even feel like he was supposed to be a pussyslayer, he was trying to get married after all. Also its not supposed to be the fifth element, its based on a comic.

i have to lay down now

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I really think he was trying to recreate that atmosphere though, but it fizzled for the most part. It had it's moments though.

Did you like the part where the slick black robots finally activate?

gib qt gf

Something is weird about her looks
She looks cute and ugly at the same time.
What is this? Same goes for Emma Stone although to a way lesser degree.

Dude, just hit the weights and do cardio.

Its what makes her beautiful.

>falling for the "being /fit/ will get you a gf" meme
/fit/ would like to have a word with you

>no matter which still or poster
>no matter how small the thumbs are
>I can always see her boobs
The movie is consistent

I want to fart on her eyebrows

What boobs? Where?

This movie was significantly better than both of the new Star wars movies and both guardians of the galaxy movies.

Some people are only held back by their appearance. It does work. If you're a NEET autist mgtow who watches anime, cuckporn and game of thrones it's not gonna matter though.

However, the better you look the more sperg women will tolerate.

Still you need the minimum requirements for social status; job, own place, car.

its not a competition, thats how you can spot plebs with shit taste. They have an inferiority complex so they feel the need to shit on other things to justify them liking another thing.

I agree, and they get 90+% ratings.
I genuinely think they're on disneymarvel retainer. The amount of Hollywood damage control is ridiculous.

Looke at this hyperbole shit

>The Razzies don't need to wait until the end of the year to anoint a winner for 2017. The Golden Turkey Awards should be republished with a new cover. Euro-trash is back, while sci-fi will need to lick its wounds for a while. Dane DeHaan, who has starred in two of the most egregiously bloated misfires of the year with A Cure for Wellness and now this [---]

hollywoodreporter.com/review/valerian-city-a-thousand-planets-review-1019847

I mean lol, even if you're chugging haterade "A Cure for Wellness" was at worst a 7/10.

She was always qt

I love Valerian and Guardians of the Galaxy 2, but you really need to come to terms with the fact that different people have different taste.

>people like fun easy going well made movie
>people dislike core scifi
>wooooow paid shills
grow up

You sound autistic as fuck.

This tobehonest.

It's real. Viral marketing on Sup Forums is real, twitter spambots smear campaigns are real, critic bribing is real.

I've been paid to shill netflix shows on Sup Forums, I did it for a month and got tired of it.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (so not the demographic but whatever), The OA, Iron Fist, 13 Reasons Why, Stranger Things, Black Mirror, Daredevil were campaigned/pushed here.

>she

did he really say that?

Yes she is all woman

I didnt say shills arent real, im saying a movie being disliked by critics doesnt equate to paid reviews when its more likely the movie isn't likable by a certain audience.

In the book it says that. Not about Cara.

>we

Who paid you? I want that job

It's a quote from Looking for Alaska I think.

uncanny

she looks like she's got pms. kinda hot to be honest.

Based eyebrow farter

Cara is slowburner, you don't immediately go "wtf who is she, moarr". She grows on you over time

>Oink oink daddy I oink oink want to be oink a movie staaaar oooiink oink

kek

>tfw you liked Valerian enough that you hope there's a sequel
Luc Besson is a god.

her fucking mouth shape is an instant turn off. you people are delusional if you think shes attractive

>She's always cute.
this

i'd like to be able to honestly say yes, but probably not. though.. i don't know.. if she was acting like that ya maybe if i didn't faint

cute butt!

hey user i liked it too!

she's cute and she looks like she'd be fun to hang out with if she liked you.
she also seems kinda moody though and might be a complete drag

i want to see her makeout with Rooney Mara

She doesn't fit the /r9k/ >roastie profile so her beauty makes robots uncomfortable because they can't instantly classify and demean her to feel better about their virginity

I've gathered that it has something to do with her family buying her into the movie business.

I just can't watch a movie without paying attention to her face, it's too odd, too quirky, you name it. It's distracting as fuck. And his face is just a bit better, still quirky tho. Fuck, they could have hired just about anybody with good acting skills, give a chance to young theatre actors so they can have a kickstart for a bigger career. Noooo lets cast a manly looking bitchfaced mrs skellington and an always smirking kicked-in faced boio to match the model and puff - of all bad decisions you could have made, you made the worst

What do you think it was? I thnk it's just a little bag of sweetner, she's a model after all and probably doesnt use sugar like the rest of us plebs.

>We need more literally who models to be actresses

would user sniff cara's flower?

This was a joke you fucking dolt.

I would eat it too

killer joke lol :D

>Cocaine
>In a baggy
This triggers me.

A friend of mine deals coke and I get little baggies like this every now and then for free, I do agree it's shit because about 10% of the coke sticks to the inside of the bag. You can end up ripping it in half and pushing the bag up to your nose but it doesnt really work... eh what can you do.

could look at this picture forever

How come whenever I'm at a party and I look at a cute girl, instead of keeping eye contact with me and adjusting her hair like that, they always look mildly scared, instantly tense-up, stop dancing , whisper something to their friends and walk away while doing their best to avoid any and all eye contact?

I'd say it's odd that you've got a thing for 12 year old boys but you're posting on Sup Forums so you're probably in the right place, I wouldn't tell too many people about your fascination with childlike bodies though.

You sound like a huge faggot

Hmm, odd you seem to think I'm the weird one. I guess that's what happens when you spend so much time fapping to almost-children.
I mean she looks like a child but she's not technically a child, there's nothing wrong with that right? I mean it's just the fact that she looks like a child that gets you off, but she's not, so it's fine. Right?

her new eyebrows are cgi

go back to /arse/.

Someone should edit those Puma shorts into BLACKED shorts

where would you carry it instead?