Let me see your passport

Let me see your passport,

i go to europe,russia, usa,,with out visa,,

>WHOA-oh
>I'm an alien
>I'm a legal alien

too lazy to take a picture

Can't really go anywhere with this.

how about this?

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>cocks... passport
Hot.

Most places want a visa but still, not the worst passport to have.

>japan
you are lucky

We should accept Russians without visa, especially girls.

>ALIEN'S PASSPORT

woah.....

russian g*rls dont love japan as much as russian boys do

:DD

Feelsgoodman

mecagüenlaputachaval

Feels bad man

>russia with out visa,,
Wow, so I can go to Korea without visa too? I didn't know it. Cool.

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I really dislike these stripes

these stripes are pretty random desu.

FAKE

We're pretty liked overall.

why is usa not visa free?

wetbacks and poor people

How do I get Ayy lmao passport?

>Ossetia
Pls stay there

World's most powerful passport reporting in

The Brazilian passport is surprisingly good

And combined with my Portuguese passport, i can pretty much travel anywhere visa free

it's not.

>can't go to USA without visa
>can't go to Japan without visa
>b-but muh Yurop

who gives a shit about some inbred faggots.

how did you get a Porto pass?
Is your father Portuguese?

Kind of a useless map though since there is absolutely no reason to leave

I'm fully portuguese, but i was born in Brazil
I never said it was the best, but it's better than what i expected

I don't have a passport because I have absolutely no reason to leave the U.S

>I'm fully portuguese, but i was born in Brazil

sounds like shit, why don't you move back to Portugal instead of living in this hellhole

>have absolutely no reason to leave the U.S

...tourism?

I don't have a passport

Hey samesies, almost exactly the same. Though you have better access to Tibet and we have slightly better access to Greenland and Vietnam.

Uhh... Go to a different state?

Visiting shit holes as a form of escapism? No thanks

>america is like any other country in the world

Why would I wanna go to a third world shithole?

You want Japan? Go to Japan Town and get authentic Japanese food from Japanese immigrants. You want Latino monkeys? Go anywhere near our South border and get authentic rape and murder

>why don't you move back to Portugal instead of living in this hellhole
Because that's something a vira-lata would do, a true man will always fight to better his country, only the weak run away like cowards. This country raised me and I will fight for it till the end of my days

That's true. I don't need to visit the US.
If I want to get shot by a nigger I'll just go visit a dangerous slum during nighttime.

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I wasn't born yesterday.
they must have thought that the Japanese men are small animals.
not romance...(´;ω;｀)

EBIN

What the fuck