Be singaporean

>be singaporean
>get conscripted

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Just die as quickly as possible. This world isn't worth the suffering.

same

So you start college two years later than the girls? Wouldn't you have forgotten a lot of stuff because you wrote the entrance exams before going to military service?

But which country is hypothetical enemy??

>be lazy NEET
>all my friends are in college
>join the air force to make dad proud and get an education + benefits
>stumbling through the process and leaving for basic training in Texas during the hottest part of the year
>I really really don't want to get yelled at
At least you don't have to do this for 6 years
I should have said 4

you don’t have alternative civilian service?

>So you start college two years later than the girls?
Yes
>Wouldn't you have forgotten a lot of stuff because you wrote the entrance exams before going to military service?
Yes

Malaysia and Indonesia

No, Asia isn't Europe. There is no option of alternative service, unless you count 3 years in jail as one.

Not like you will ever have to fight, unlike

Not like you will ever have to fight, unlike

The Singaporean people I met seemed to have varying opinions on it. Some hated it, but some people actually liked it because it helped them decide what they wanted to major in. Like, my one friend did IT or some shit in his 2nd year and then declared EEE when he started at Nanyang Tech.

...

Can't you break your own legs? Bribe a doctor? You know old Vietnam war style draft dodging. Or maybe study for a while in a foreign country

that doesn't change the fact that i have to go through it

>thirdie country advice
Law enforcement isn't shit here

Bet you're a PES C sissy boy. I'm gonna drill your tight boipussy real good.

just be storage man lah

I'm a PES E9L9 sissi boi with a marching exemption, but my boipucci isn't for s*Ngaporeans.

So weird. :| What is it like to be around girls younger than you studying the same thing?

Why bother getting conscripted? It's not like your going to win any war you fight, not with Malaysia and definitely not with Indonesia.

I'm a clerk.

>talking to g*Rls
>caring about g*Rls

You'll see how turd world Singapore really is in the army.

Because if not you have to serve 3 years in prison and pay a $10k fine.

I've already seen it and I want out
There are literally people from the boys' home in there

well I am Greek and was a conscript as well for 9 months.

As mucha as I hated it at first, it has helped me the man I am today.

I am not afraid of anything anymore, and I have the discipline required to get shit done.

Recent example. I came to Hong Kong (first time in Asia) and had 5 days to find a place to rent. Instead of crying like a little bitch because mama isn't here to help me, I did it all on my own. Was calling people here and there, met with 4-5 landlords and found a place without a problem.

This is something way too simple for me of course. I have also graduaded with a masters degree and currently doing a PhD in theoretical computer science.

Join the military, you will appreciate it after you are done with it.

>I'm getting conscripted life sucks
>-t. E9L9 stay out clerk in his air conditioned office

E9L9 BMT is bad enough!! How do people in higher PES statuses survive?

drop a Nokia on your foot lor

But I don't want to be a man, I want to be a girly boy!!

I fucking miss Singapore. Some of my best memories revolve around eating satay at Lau Pa Sat with copious amounts of overpriced beer.

Really should go back sometime.

I hate s*Ngapore!! I want to go to a country with better weather and historical buildings and where I can get cute white men to cum inside my boipucci without getting arrested.

I miss my singaporean gf

move to italy la, free serie a games LIVE

s-stop speaking to me in that abomination of a creole!!

but really Italy is a beautiful country

I know!!

>I miss my singaporean gf
The girls are the one thing I don't miss about Singapore

hope you got lucky with yours because in general it's not great there

Who cares about 3D girls! Hmph!!

my gf happened to be from Raffles Girls, I didnt know that until six months through our relationships, she was a bit of an autist but my god could she cook(and succ)

At least you get to get out the house

I know that feel

Arent you guys connecting Singapore to Kuala Lumpur with high speed rail? Are they still your enemy?

What's a Greek doing in Vietnam?

Everyone in SEA are geared to fight the guy next door, you never knew if they might turn Pol Pot overnight and start killing everyone.

Singapooreans are just paranoid. Malays are too lazy to invade.

Well we need someone to buy the water, electricity and cameron highlands bak choy after all.

t. shill
malaysians are angry people!!

>Malays are too lazy to invade

wew thank god he doesn't know our secret plan

>be f*Nn
>get conscripted

>Defend your country from the R*ssian hordes
>Die and see CHINGGIS KHAN (Tengri) smiling at you
vs
>Defend the party while the richfags flee
>Die like a dog

i don't want to defend the whiteshirts!! i only want to defend whiteskins!

singapore is like israel.

they're small and vulnerable.

They're surrounded by big muslim countries.

but do malaysia and indonesia hate singapore or want to conquer it?

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No. We are neutral cunt. Singapore is paranoid because back in '69 malay people killed many chinks and indonesians did an ethnic cleansing against chinks.

Actually we have an agreement in case Indonesia tries anything funny again.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_Power_Defence_Arrangements

>consult each other
>no specific commitment to intervene militarily
It's a farce.

God I wish that was me.

>again
I sense there is a backstory, please tell

why is singapoor such a despicable place

people who use periods after posts shouldn't be allowed to suck Kazuma's cock!

i don't know!!!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indonesia–Malaysia_confrontation

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indonesia–Malaysia_confront

>Malaya invited borneo to become a part of of them
>Borneo says 'yes'
>And thus, malaysia is created
>Communist indonesia is jealous
>starts implying that we're practicing neo-colonialism
>implying.
>Starts to larp and attack malaysia
>sends paratroops and guerilla to malaysian coastline and starts killing civilians
>Ohshit.jpeg
>"Anglo,dude, we need help"
>"okay sure malaysia"
>anglos and friends starts spamming cheap soldiers
>within months indonesia got BTFO like frenchies in ww2
>pic related is sukarno face after getting btfo by wh*toid

based Ghurkas

>1 year from conscription

Hopefully I can slack in some IT department

poly fuck

I might aswell get 2 years of useful training anyway

There's literally nothing wrong with conscription.

>he thinks NS is useful if you're in a combat vocation
typical poly fuck brain

IT, not combat

It's some infosec scheme iirc

Our conscription isn't fun, we cant just run around naked in the jungle firing off bullets

>implying you have more than negligible control over where you're posted

It's worth a shot, better than just leaving it to fate

Don't be surprised when they send you to Sungei Gedong instead

Holy shit that is bumfuck nowhere, hopefully that doesn't happen

It's the home of armour, you want to hope you don't get posted to that, arty, or infantry.

Then again I'm speaking out of my arse, better to ask someone who's actually combat-fit and in a combat unit.

I'm a clerk for the Air Force, but I won't know where I'm posted to until this Friday when I POP out of Sembawang Camp.

That sounds fun, maybe you can whore your ass out to American pilots

how long do you need to serve? a month lmao?

We used to have something like 2 months of mandatory military training but not anymore. Kind of wish we still had, might have been a nice experience.

>tfw too autistic and anxious to complete your 12 months of service but depressed and suicidal enough to gladly volunteer in the event of war to plow landmines headfirst

>get conscription letter durinf my youth back in the ild PRL times.

>wipe my ass on it because i serve no nikes or commies

>immigrate to work in USA instead

I feel it made me a better and wiser person.

>mutts
no thanks

Fuck pone phosting too

Two years.

It's your army that helped us set our conscription scheme up, and trained our first recruits. Initially conscription was 2.5 years, but it got shortened about a decade ago.

>anime poster crying about conscription
OH NO NO NO NO

Well half the country is weebs. Singapore is probably the weebiest country on the planet.

In my platoon there's a guy who brought a large book of anime prints to camp, and another that reads light novels in their raw Japanese versions and uses the camp computers for Google Translate.

>tfw became free from service because dude weed lmao
>tfw completely fucked if war actually happens in my lifetime because no military training
It's a complicated feel.