Tom Cruise injured during a building-jumping stunt when filming #MissionImpossible6; extent of injuries not yet known

Tom Cruise injured during a building-jumping stunt when filming #MissionImpossible6; extent of injuries not yet known

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Dumb ass old man can't do his own stunts now.

Impressive by his age

>probably a sprained or broken ankle, Jackie Chan's handled worse and kept filming.

>that rubber shoe for Bronx over his cast

so cool

He'll take some of Hubbard's magic potion and be back filming tomorrow.

good riddance

>100 thetans have been withdrawn from your account

Say goodbye to your family idiot. Based tom is undoubtedly lurking Sup Forums RIGHT NOW considering hes bedridden

Who cares about this old dude? Hes just a Jackie chan wannabe, he should khs asap

I guess you can bruise the Cruise after all.

Please. Stop the hype.

He is no Jackie Chan.

This is obviously a marketing stunt

>climbed the world's tallest building
>was hanging off the side of a C-130 during takeoff into the air
>learned to hold his breath for 9 minutes so they could film a single take underwater scene

You're right, he's Tom Cruise, he's not copying Jackie, he's doing his own stuff, and that's admirable in its own right.

As for me, I'm with Tom.

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Hi, I'm Tom, but you already know that. What you don't know though is how I got into this situation... it's a rather intriguing story actually, one that should be told from the beginning.
*theme song*

any dude with half his physique can do tha.t. Fuck outta here

Prove it, user

If I tried that I wouldn't have gotten anywhere near the edge

If those heels didn't weigh him down, he'd have made it.

how are the mission impossible movies still so good

especially the one with the chocolate chick

Dumbass

>especially the one with the chocolate chick
>didn't make lea Seydoux her lesbian slave for killing her husband
>didn't come back for MI5 because she opted to do Warcraft

Goddammit. If only more wombs worked like hers.

did he try jumping over a matchbox again?

Dat chin line. What did da jokah mean by this?