What is with the americans and shitting their pants?

What is with the americans and shitting their pants?

Do they actually do this and why?

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the smell is incredible

the moisture due to sweat enhance it a lot more

combine this with girl phenotype and it's paradise of rotten smell

I still don't understnad how people can just work around with shit in their pants!! it's mind blowing

It's a canada thing.

You really are sick people France.

Fucking weirdos.

Same and it's not like you can't feel it coming either. Despite the myths there is a difference between what a potential fart feels like and what potential diarrhea/shart feels like.

I thought we all we're shitting ourselves here, you know? Kind of the like the no fapping/smoking thing.

I've been wearing diapers for months just going in my pants thinking it was helping me in fit in here.

What the fuck dude.

Yup only seen this in Canada

>Frog is stealing Hans' job by talking about the wonders of scat

Actually there's conditions in which you cannot feel shit coming out and you get no warning of needing to go to the toilet, it's mainly due to the consumption of coke/sodas that end up damaging the mucosal lining of the colon and sigmoid colon, so by the time you've realised that you've sharted it's because you can feel it smeared across your butt cheeks.

MDMA can do something similar to people it's not common but it can trigger diarrhea/shits with no feeling of it coming out.

Monstanto/ZOG food fucks up digestion. Also nationwide antidepressants interfere with serotonin, which doubles as mood and digestion hormone.

But I drink like 3 bottles of Coke a day and can still tell the difference between a fart and a shart

they just love shitting their pants bigot

Subconscious reaction when Americans realize they are
>60%
Mentally they remain unaware which is why they walk around with shitty pants.

SHARD

>I've been wearing diapers for months
>Not letting the shart run free down your legs

Poor diet.

When you're shoveling nothing but greasy burgers and sugary drinks down your guts every day it will eventually just start sliding out of your asshole.

Kill yourself, pls

Do you know why animals can't control their shit and poop everywhere.

Yes it's on the citizenship test.

Poor diet mixed with no exercise and ridiculous amounts of time there spend on Walmart searching for doritos

sometimes we eat too much pizza and quesadillas. It likes to gingerly slip out of our loose dilated assholes like gravy pouring from the pustule covered sweaty neck of a fat cartriding mart-sharting shop-hulk that frequents our supermarkets.

Yes; we all do it, and we enjoy it.

When will we get a shit-related meme?
Or will ours be piss related?

What size bottles? Big ones or the small ones? Because you need to be drinking around 2-3 of the big bottles per day to do the kind of damage I'm talking about and you would literally need to be the size of one of those hambeasts you see in the scooters.

Looks like a shoop

Why do you spread this meme? What do you want to achieve?

Visit Sup Forums, we've recently gotten our own meme, won't be long before it starts seeping into the other boards.

It is completely unrealistic to expect someone to make to the bathroom every time

You have one already, remember that time when you stained your pants fighting emus.

>starts seeping

Nice try Amerishits

Canadians shitpost but Americans shit their pants

No, it's an average Burger

Hello, racist much? It's part of their culture and you have to respect that.

Not that tight end.

diet

I drink the 16 oz bottles and I weigh like 116 pounds

>THIS

It's just part of their American culture called freedom.

Well, my bad, I believed that the concept of free shit meant something else in Murica.

savage

whats with that fucking sharting meme
it was funny for day now its just repetitive and boring
fuck off back to le ebin le ddit xd fucking leaf

Walmart is the only place most Americans have to walk more than a few feet. They're so not used to exercise they get the discharge normally seen in olympic marathon and speed walking events just from walking to the pizzaroll aisle.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FART AND A SHART? I HAVE NEVER SHAT MY PANTS BEFORE SO I WOULDN'T KNOW. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE AROUND ME? WORSE IT GETS IS A HOT SUMMERS DAY AND MY ASS IS ALREADY SWEATING AND I FART AND I GO TO THE BATHROOM TO WIPE TO SEE IF IT WAS SWEAT OR SHIT. IT IS NEVER SHIT.

JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE, GET YOUR COLON TOGETHER.

I think the Mart Sharting behaviour is Racism.

They know some Mexican will have to clean the isle.

Literally the same pictures over and over again lol

If it was a common thing no one would photograph correct?

Really makes you think

This.

I don't get why other countries think this is abnormal. I shit my pants usually 3-5 times per month, can't make it everytime.

Stop being culturally insensitive you biggoted fuck.

So the small ones? 116 pounds roughly 8 stone, are you dying or something? What the fuck? How the fuck are you so tiny?

SHART

I have never shart my pants since I was a baby in diapers. Some of the sharting pictures, like OP, I am pretty sure are photoshopped. But I have never seen anyone shart in their entire life.

>It's just part of their American culture called freedom.

Thanks, Dane bro.

Why is it so hard to understand?

Europeans like to air-dry their laundry, and we like to shart where we goddamn well please.

It's called the constitution, baby. Read it.

BTFO by a FUCKING LEAF

It's like you're not even trying Ameri/b/ros. FUCK

>How the fuck are you so tiny?
I eat like 2 meals a day and work 45 hours a week with 80% of those 45 hours spent on my feet lifting and moving shit.

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Participate in too much anal sex, and the poo just falls right out the sphincter.

>A
>FUCKING
>MEDKIT

>I don't get why other countries think this is abnormal. I shit my pants usually 3-5 times per month, can't make it everytime.
Jesus, you are in America where bathrooms are in every building around you and shits are easy to hold in. Lose weight and stop chugging soda you disgusting fuck.

Where does this happen exactly? it sure as hell hasnt happened near me yet...? is the invasion coming my way?

I quite agree, anal makes poopoo weak

>lifting and moving shit

Do you work at Wall-Mart?

+1

Igor is right.

>med kit

Kek I never heard of that comparison before. Nice one.

CHANGE PANTS

I'm an autistic fag, and even I can control my bowel movements.

How tall are you and if you dare say you're above 5ft9 you're a cunting liar or you have your measurements wrong because there is no way that a male should weigh the amount you do, go see a doctor about wasting. Even with muscle mass/density and the conversion of what you consume into that, you should weigh more than 8 fucking stone, that's a girls weight.

>Triple sevens twice
>No one keks them.

this forced meme will never catch on u desperate cunts

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There's no way its tight if the shit just falls out of her ass

A Meijer which is essentially a "higher class" store chain like Walmart and is only found in the Midwest. I have yet to see a single person shopping here that isn't at the least upper middle-class.

I'm between 5'8" and 5'10". I haven't measured my height since senior year of high school.

>Nick Bate is american

Rly mks you thnk

What must your diet be that your shit is liquefied? I have nice, hearty, solid turds.

Coming from a country where just about half the population is overweight or obese.

More like shitizen test, am I right?

Your ass can't tell the difference between liquid and a fart.

It still doesn't explain why Americans frequently shits themselves, but it's common biology.

I worked in a grocery store for 2 years and during that time I had to smell feces on the open air 3 times. The shit/year ratio is not worth it for retail wage.

kek

is it true that every isle has it's own cubicle for "sticky situations" because they are such a common occurance?

"fresh pants for isle four"

dunkey is really letting himself go

>isn't he that guy who bragged about raping his little sister?

Is this because we called you maple swilling retards out for eating ketchup cakes?? Stop deflecting!

>Not unironically wearing diapers

They are maximum comfy at home, man.

The meme is born.

oooh, i understand now the diaper feetish on /gif/...

Come,come my dear man.

Are you seriously suggesting a British man, such as ourselves could actually do a number two dumpy drop in ones plus fours and not even be aware of it?

Perish the thought old chap. I'd wager only a gluttonous disgusting fat body of no self respect or modesty could sully their own breeks in such a fashion.

The American people.

of course you do

>Europoors are so repressed and uptight they've never let one out in public
>They'd get fined and shamed for simple bodily functions

THIS IS WHAT FREEDOM LOOKS LIKE

I hope you're joking.

Congrats on using google.
Not the qt's!

SHART IN MART YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

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Everyone shits their pants. Your time will come. One day your shit poor country will even have enough smartphones to catch it on camera.

Say what you like about the Swiss. Boring fuckers who have only ever invented a knife which is banned over here and laundering money and gold during ww2 but to their credit..

..The flag is a big plus

Yes it keeps everything cool back there when we're at the mart desu

>THIS IS WHAT FREEDOM LOOKS LIKE

What does freedom smell like?

Even poo-in-loos know to NOT shit inside your pants ffs.

This is easily explained by the fucking anal-focus of americans. Back when I was studying all the american exchange students were like "I only do anal". Well have fun with your ruined asshole.

I guess it started with Hillary sharts

Daily reminder that 'murrifats are only trying to lose some fat here.

>Olestra (also known by its brand name Olean) is a fat substitute that adds no fat, calories, or cholesterol to products. It has been used in the preparation of otherwise high-fat foods such as potato chips, thereby lowering or eliminating their fat content. The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) originally approved olestra for use as a replacement for fats and oils in prepackaged ready-to-eat snacks in 1996,[1] concluding that such use "meets the safety standard for food additives, reasonable certainty of no harm"

>Starting in 1996, an FDA-mandated health warning label read "This Product Contains Olestra. Olestra may cause abdominal cramping and loose stools (anal leakage).

>Olestra is prohibited from sale in many markets, including the European Union and Canada.

What rest of the world use it for?

>P&G is marketing its sucrose ester products under the brand "Sefose" for use as an industrial lubricant and paint additive. Because olestra is made by chemically combining sugar and vegetable oil, it releases no toxic fumes and could potentially become a safe and environmentally friendly replacement for petrochemicals in these applications. It is currently used as a base for deck stains and a lubricant for small power tools, and there are plans to use it on larger machinery.

Not really though. Much like your lax attitudes towards guns, casual regular pants shitting is peculiar to your country.

We make good canons too.
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> flag
beats yours

youtu.be/SO7X3xiVWGg

Check your height and weight again and make sure it's correct.

84 pound for a man is anorexic unless they are a dwarf. So yeah.

Do you know why fisting porn exists and why people engage in it? I feel faint fucking talking about it but it's a frequent problem of those that engage in that kind of behaviour. The discharging of bowels without feeling, that's what happens to the colon when it's repeatedly subjugated to a pounding with a lubricant or repeated enemas that damage the mucous. Men/women can suffer from shitting themselves without awareness because of no feeling of the turd moving from the bowels toward the colon and then out through the anus.

Fucking sick fucks that came up with fisting need to be killed. Humans are a sick species they really are.

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