Hello lads, been a while!
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sophie
Can't stand little people, I'm going to bed. I expect a height requirement in place by tomorrow.
Got no frends
One down
Ah well can't win em all haha
i am human and i need to be loved
just
like
everybody else
doeeessss
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what is it called when people don't know you're an virgin when they meet you but slowly discover over a few weeks and begin to ignore you?
Every girl I danced with last night must have noticed my erection brushing up against them desu. Do you think they mind? Do they take it as a compliment?
creep
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
weirdo
Virgin pheromones
Girls can smell the virginity on you
you will never lose your virginity
I doubt they noticed that.
feel ill
*asks if i can sit in the empty seat*
alri partymeister
all the more time to master the blockchain
an appropriate responserr
alri
Mental how normies can accidentally have sex on a whim, whilst even the mere concept of having sex is but a phantasm for the britposter
dont care, never will, send the bill
For black tie events you either need to study at a fancy university or work at a company that hires people from fancy universities.
YOU CAN TALK HOT ON THE INTERNET BOI
definitely me on the left
It's a natural human reaction and an inevitable consequence of dancing. I should add that I wasn't intentionally rubbing it against them, it just sort of happened when they were putting their bums into my general crotch area
I'M
WAITING FOR MY MAN
What a fabulous role model for the children
can't wait for my life to begin haha
not this one, my real one
to whoever the lad was last week who said both my dates would cancel on me
you were right
Both just dont have any pictures fitting that description
>Some retard can afford to have this done to his teeth
>I can't get a chipped tooth filled because I'm too broke and healthcare doesn't cover it
Fuck
known this since i was 12
can deadset feel the oil travel down my body from that mi goreng
want to fucking neck myself jesus how do the indonesians handle this
>In 1948, US Representative Richard Nixon, facing no Republican primary opponent, cross-filed and defeated Stephen Zetterberg in the Democratic primary
puttering
i'm sure you have something other planned, right+
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shud accept 6ix9ine is smarter than u desu
i do NOT ahaha
Tfw literally wasting my youth in isolation
What solution is there?
Just Chad things
I thought leafs had proper healthcare
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more like isolution
*crowd laughs*
*pucker my legs behind the foot bar on the stool and grabs the mic off the mic stand*
Just got called a porch monkey in Sayers
you will die in your lifetime
GRENADES MOTHERFUCKA!!!
christ do people actually live like this?
what's the proper response to 'alri'
is it just alri back?
do you say yeah good
or just nod in acknowledgement
Maybe in other provinces. Mine's not even covered by proper taxes I have to pay out of pocket every month for it for some stupid reason. Fuck British Columbia.
like what
no idea desu dont even know how they pronounce 'alri'
alri [generic name of that flag's nationality]
Found out today that my Vietnamese girlfriend had sex with another American man she met at work. Feeling sick to the stomach and want to doing something stupid. I want vengeance .
What the fugg...
living in denial about their life starting
Surely there must be some pictures lying around from uni formals or office parties, you aren't looking hard enough desu
don't care, never will, send me the bill
I'd fuck her, doesn't seem much of a slag and she seems like the type who's up for something nasty.
No they can't
in the tv shows they actually say alright
think alri is just text speak
many people, including many brits, seem to think alri is actually a question asking how you are.
no, its just another way of saying hello. you can say alri back or say hello another way.
then you move on to asking how they are.
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*sniff sniff*
there's a virgin about, in fact it's this FUCK right below me
Notherre arent only went to one formal thing at uni and didnt take any pics
Not been to a toil related formal
Your own fault for falling for a gook who clearly only """likes""" you because you're a yank, you silly sausage
wouldnt know cant read
alri virginboy, jog on
sorry mate lol
gone two nights in a row now without drinking
Don't push me to the edge of doing something silly, buddy. I'm seriously angry right now.
>this is what virgins tell themselves
My mate told me that Maisie Williams was in the same club as us last night but I think he was lying
just gonna do a quick survey of some of these images i have saved and just respond with 'yes' or 'no'
you'll be reimbursed for your time afterwards, thanks :)
congrats
haha alri sammy no sex
the virgin worries what alri means
the chad responds however he pleases
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A true depiction of virgin and chad
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
keep going my man
NIGGA IFFY UH
ouch, sorry to hear that lad.
best thing you can do is find some rebound sex. dont let depression or self-pity take over. have some fun.
Told my mate that ogre bird off that game of crowns was at the club last night, haha the dickhead went around looking for her
how do you answer your phone?
I say 'fuck off' before immediately hanging up
>bring child into existence without his consent
>cry when he refuses to support you
get fucked bint
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All I'm saying is you can't really be surprised when your whore gf acts like a whore
You know what they say, you can rent a girl but you can't buy one
fUCK
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nEURO
tYPICAL
6ix9ine is exactly how i want my children to act.
'yes?'
Tfw no folk singer gf
A Liverpool season ticket holder who has been banned from Anfield for the rest of the season has sent a warning out to fellow fans not to abuse rival player.
Tom Cross, 26, called Harry Kane a "cheating horrible c***" after the Tottenham goal machine had netted an injury time equaliser against the Reds.
Two weeks later, Cross and his father, who he attends matches with, were ejected from Anfield before their 4-1 demolition of West Ham.
Now he has been told to stay away from home games for the rest of the campaign, and has sent out a caution to all other football supporters to think before they abuse at stadiums.
Cross wrote in a passionate tweet: "I have been a season ticket holder at Anfield for 20 years, going with my Granddad and Dad since I was a kid.
"It's my life, it's what I live for. It's the bond between a father and a son.
"At the Tottenham game I was by the tunnel at the end of the game, all the emotion of Salah scoring then Harry Kane scoring with the last kick of the game from a controversial penalty boiling up inside me.
>"For the first time in 20 years I shouted at a player and called Harry Kane 'a cheating horrible c***' totally in the heat of the moment.
"I let the passion I have for Liverpool Football Club go to my head.
"Two weeks later myself and my Dad (season ticket holder 56 years) were removed from our seats and escorted out the ground by two stewards and four police officers.
"I understand what I said was wrong and accept the consequences I'm faced with but this is a warning to every other passionate Liverpool fan, bite your tongue, don't let your emotions get the better of you because they will punish you for it.
"Devastated to say the least."
Same old scousers
always the victims
a hoy hoy?
Her fault
I literally did go around looking for her desu