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sophie

Can't stand little people, I'm going to bed. I expect a height requirement in place by tomorrow.

Got no frends

One down

Ah well can't win em all haha

i am human and i need to be loved
just
like
everybody else
doeeessss

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what is it called when people don't know you're an virgin when they meet you but slowly discover over a few weeks and begin to ignore you?

Every girl I danced with last night must have noticed my erection brushing up against them desu. Do you think they mind? Do they take it as a compliment?

creep

fUCK
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nEURO
tYPICAL

weirdo

Virgin pheromones
Girls can smell the virginity on you

you will never lose your virginity

I doubt they noticed that.

feel ill

*asks if i can sit in the empty seat*

alri partymeister

all the more time to master the blockchain

an appropriate responserr

alri

Mental how normies can accidentally have sex on a whim, whilst even the mere concept of having sex is but a phantasm for the britposter

dont care, never will, send the bill

For black tie events you either need to study at a fancy university or work at a company that hires people from fancy universities.

YOU CAN TALK HOT ON THE INTERNET BOI

definitely me on the left

It's a natural human reaction and an inevitable consequence of dancing. I should add that I wasn't intentionally rubbing it against them, it just sort of happened when they were putting their bums into my general crotch area

I'M
WAITING FOR MY MAN

What a fabulous role model for the children

can't wait for my life to begin haha

not this one, my real one

to whoever the lad was last week who said both my dates would cancel on me

you were right

Both just dont have any pictures fitting that description

>Some retard can afford to have this done to his teeth
>I can't get a chipped tooth filled because I'm too broke and healthcare doesn't cover it

Fuck

known this since i was 12

can deadset feel the oil travel down my body from that mi goreng

want to fucking neck myself jesus how do the indonesians handle this

>In 1948, US Representative Richard Nixon, facing no Republican primary opponent, cross-filed and defeated Stephen Zetterberg in the Democratic primary
puttering

i'm sure you have something other planned, right+

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shud accept 6ix9ine is smarter than u desu

i do NOT ahaha

Tfw literally wasting my youth in isolation

What solution is there?

Just Chad things

I thought leafs had proper healthcare

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more like isolution
*crowd laughs*
*pucker my legs behind the foot bar on the stool and grabs the mic off the mic stand*

Just got called a porch monkey in Sayers

you will die in your lifetime

GRENADES MOTHERFUCKA!!!

christ do people actually live like this?

what's the proper response to 'alri'
is it just alri back?
do you say yeah good
or just nod in acknowledgement

Maybe in other provinces. Mine's not even covered by proper taxes I have to pay out of pocket every month for it for some stupid reason. Fuck British Columbia.

like what

no idea desu dont even know how they pronounce 'alri'

alri [generic name of that flag's nationality]

Found out today that my Vietnamese girlfriend had sex with another American man she met at work. Feeling sick to the stomach and want to doing something stupid. I want vengeance .

What the fugg...

living in denial about their life starting

Surely there must be some pictures lying around from uni formals or office parties, you aren't looking hard enough desu

don't care, never will, send me the bill

I'd fuck her, doesn't seem much of a slag and she seems like the type who's up for something nasty.

No they can't

in the tv shows they actually say alright
think alri is just text speak

many people, including many brits, seem to think alri is actually a question asking how you are.

no, its just another way of saying hello. you can say alri back or say hello another way.

then you move on to asking how they are.

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*sniff sniff*
there's a virgin about, in fact it's this FUCK right below me

Notherre arent only went to one formal thing at uni and didnt take any pics

Not been to a toil related formal

Your own fault for falling for a gook who clearly only """likes""" you because you're a yank, you silly sausage

wouldnt know cant read

alri virginboy, jog on

sorry mate lol

gone two nights in a row now without drinking

Don't push me to the edge of doing something silly, buddy. I'm seriously angry right now.

>this is what virgins tell themselves

My mate told me that Maisie Williams was in the same club as us last night but I think he was lying

just gonna do a quick survey of some of these images i have saved and just respond with 'yes' or 'no'

you'll be reimbursed for your time afterwards, thanks :)

congrats

haha alri sammy no sex

the virgin worries what alri means
the chad responds however he pleases

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A true depiction of virgin and chad

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

keep going my man

NIGGA IFFY UH

ouch, sorry to hear that lad.

best thing you can do is find some rebound sex. dont let depression or self-pity take over. have some fun.

Told my mate that ogre bird off that game of crowns was at the club last night, haha the dickhead went around looking for her

how do you answer your phone?

I say 'fuck off' before immediately hanging up

>bring child into existence without his consent
>cry when he refuses to support you

get fucked bint

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All I'm saying is you can't really be surprised when your whore gf acts like a whore

You know what they say, you can rent a girl but you can't buy one

fUCK
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choon
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6ix9ine is exactly how i want my children to act.

'yes?'

Tfw no folk singer gf

A Liverpool season ticket holder who has been banned from Anfield for the rest of the season has sent a warning out to fellow fans not to abuse rival player.

Tom Cross, 26, called Harry Kane a "cheating horrible c***" after the Tottenham goal machine had netted an injury time equaliser against the Reds.

Two weeks later, Cross and his father, who he attends matches with, were ejected from Anfield before their 4-1 demolition of West Ham.

Now he has been told to stay away from home games for the rest of the campaign, and has sent out a caution to all other football supporters to think before they abuse at stadiums.

Cross wrote in a passionate tweet: "I have been a season ticket holder at Anfield for 20 years, going with my Granddad and Dad since I was a kid.

"It's my life, it's what I live for. It's the bond between a father and a son.

"At the Tottenham game I was by the tunnel at the end of the game, all the emotion of Salah scoring then Harry Kane scoring with the last kick of the game from a controversial penalty boiling up inside me.

>"For the first time in 20 years I shouted at a player and called Harry Kane 'a cheating horrible c***' totally in the heat of the moment.

"I let the passion I have for Liverpool Football Club go to my head.

"Two weeks later myself and my Dad (season ticket holder 56 years) were removed from our seats and escorted out the ground by two stewards and four police officers.

"I understand what I said was wrong and accept the consequences I'm faced with but this is a warning to every other passionate Liverpool fan, bite your tongue, don't let your emotions get the better of you because they will punish you for it.

"Devastated to say the least."

Same old scousers
always the victims

a hoy hoy?

Her fault

I literally did go around looking for her desu