You have ten seconds to act as Polish as possible

You have ten seconds to act as Polish as possible.

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KURWA *hic*

polish women are the best, because poland is the best and whitest country in the world

*steal a car*

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*thinks he is from a super important county*

KURWA WE WUZ STONK POLAND WHITEST WE SAVED JEWS AND NEVER KILLED THEM REMEBER 40:1 #RESPECTUS

*yawn*

curve

*posts maps of ancient slavic lands in order to prove that the deportation and murder of thousands of germans after ww2 was justified*

>deportation and murder of thousands of germans after ww2
Citation needed.

good post

We wuz vandals n shit

Roaring sense of humour there m8
absolute shambles

Pshe pshe pshe

*rapes russia*

Dated a polish girl. She was a retarded Catholic but also a moronic liberal that believed in accepting other's pronouns. Lasted about 3 weeks.

Parapim Parapom, your wallet's now gone.

Poland will be superpower and the West overrun. v4 is not a meme! KUUUUUURRRWWWWA MASCZ

Wrong. We would never say we have anything common with Germans.

Wrong. Have ever you been to Barcelona aka the capital of thieves?

We wuz sarmatians n shit then

I'm from Barcelona. Romanians here only rob tourist retards, so I don't care.

You may keep her. I'd be grateful bro.

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That is what you can post anonymously on the internet. The truth is that Spanish are fucking thieves.

>t. got robbed by spaniards two times while in Spain on vacation.

Correct.

We are poor because of gommunism.
Fuck Russia!
Poland strong!
Lviv? You mean Lwow?
We wuz commonwealth n shit.
Fuck E.U. laws! (But gibe money pls)
Oh yeah? But at least we are white, catholic and European while your country is turning into a caliphate.

CO KURWA?
*sweatpants fabric rubbing noise*

Everything here is unironically true.

Christ, how retarded can you be? What did they steal?

True.

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*immigrates to your favorite country*
nothing personal kid

I guess he mistook gypsies for spaniards.

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most likely. Are they as big of a problem there in your country, Dacianbro?

I love Sweden and Swedes.

Of course. Where do you think they practiced their stealing, begging and loitering?

Ceausescu literally gave them free houses and they abandoned them and went back to living in self-created ghettos and shantytowns.

POLAND BEST AND WHITEST COUNTRY IN EUROPE!!!! WE WUZ ARYAN SAMARTIANS N SHEIT LOOK AT MY HAPLOMEMES THIS PROVES WE ARE MASTERRACE CHECKMATE GERMAN LIBERALS POLAN STRONK

i love you 2

unironically true Pablo

your adress please i want to send you polish citizenship

youtube.com/watch?v=bYb2mAb3XpI

so satisfying to watch when this happens

pola ~

>be Australian
>get genghis khaned

>"WE DINDU NUFFIN"
Heh

I wish I got genghis khaned too.... Imagine a finnish boy using your body for pleasure.

*scams your grandmother*
*tries to sell you a painting*
*steals your car*

>Turn on multiple TVs
>Leave the house

STOP TREAT ME SECOND CLASS CZITICZSEN

*constantly makes posts about how cucked Western Europeans are and how based Poland is*
*nevertheless immigrates to Western Europe to work as a toilet cleaner*

raz sierpem raz młotem czerwoną hołotę

very good post

death to r*Ds

We are Poland we are the best whitest richest most educated people in Europe
Also we won WW2

Lost but won.

Joke's on you, all your sluts moved here to work as prostitutes.

Good, at least now you can see how an actual human female looks like.

How does it feel to know I can fuck Polish sluts for pocket change while you are still a virgin?

Aduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrr jan pawel druuuugi ddduuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Rzezcpospolita ludowa
Duuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Komuno wröç
Duuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Wjazd do USA bez wiz
dduuuurrrrrrrrrrrrr

How does it feel Africans can fuck German sluts not even for pocket change?

Yeah i know goymen have 0 class or standards

Its why Turks are regaurded with higher respect than yous

Poland once again confirmed for most butthurt flag on Sup Forums.

Germans once again confirmed for being braindead. You started this you imbecile

oh kurwa

Put your kiełbasa in my mouth daddy

WE ARE WHIIITTTEE PLEASE ACCEPT US!!!

fake, I'd never call myself wh*te

ooga booga where da welfare at?

I suck American cocks
I eat kielbasa everyday, except Fridays
Nothing will change to better, but I can live with that
I go to church because my parents told me it's the right thing and part of my culture

kurwa
*gets eu funding*

>moves into a 3 bedroom house with 10 grown men

>Immigrates to England

*cleans toilet*

*Votes for Brexit despite the EU being the only reason he's no a UK citizen, because muh ISIS*

is the joke here that black people only go for fatties

this is average german woman.

I cant wait till South Africans begin the great anglo whittu piggu ethnic cleansing in south afrika

Im going to celebrate so hard.

Because I know you britpigs will try to use every trick in the UN charter to attempt to send us down there as pisskeepers.

But I know that no anglo is worth 1 precious bullet to fight overLE_MUGABE_LAUGHING.jpg

There were Poles who actually voted Brexit!? lmao

You'd be suprised. You'd also be suprised how many EDL members are actually Poles. These people are full blown retards

You're pretty lucasz

PIECZE POLACZKA

Why are you surprised. Poles are anti-EU, despite the fact what TV and internet tells you.

Poland is the greatest nation in the world and has the greatest history and achievements, ever. Poland will be a super power, superior to Germany and all countries in existence by 2025. Poland will take conquer Russia!

Wakes up from his dream.
*cleans uk toilets and takes eu money*

It's not retarded. It's a psychological tactic. By doing this poles believe they will be accepted.

Wilno.

Why do you hate us?

You are still a moron if you're workng towards your own ostracizement, even if delayed, in the hopes of being somehow seen as equal by the majority and not be the new scapegoat once the old one has left.

It's a shame the cops didn't start shooting

Because you say things like
on Sup Forums regularly and unironically.

But it is retarded though...

>Surely I will be accepted by the native Anglos whose wages my people undercut if I give them the legal right to kick me out.

You make the EU politically unstable because you want more say than all other members combined. Your diaspora makes the host countries politically unstable by shilling for Parties with close ties to Putin because muh american idenity politics. You contribute very little in terms of making the EU a better place because all you do is complain, you offer no solutions you just say no to everything.

In short, your country and its people act like a spoiled butthurt child and expect to be treated like a rational adult.

What's wrong with that?

>a retarded Catholic but also a moronic liberal
sounds about right

It's not true in the slightest.

We just want to be independent and rich.

Is it too much?

So fuck off out of the eu and go your own way.

the perfect checklist

Why do you have to do it at the cost of other people? Why did you ask to join the EU if you hate it so much?

>only shops at the local polski sklep and only buys polish style bread

Poles are actually decent people, not letting go of thier culture and ass*milating

Back in 2004, Poles were too naive and more retarded. We believed that by joining the EU we'll be rich and our economy will be get stronger. Basically, we wanted more money.

It is too much if your country and it's people actively act as parasites on Western European countries and their people.