/brit/

honestly don't even know

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What is fair payment to a mechanic?

skitzo

Sent ya bitch a dick pic, now she needs glasses

RIP Billy Herrington 1969-2018

here skitzo come here sweet lil skitzo the daves wont hurt you

>Choose your class
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It's a shame loads of mechanics are going to be out of a job in the next few decades desu.

Remember to call out all dave posts. His posts are confrontational, often calls you retarded or mentally ill. Very contrarian.

David is a poster identified in December. He's anonymous but everyone knows who he is, because of his distinctive posting style. He posts very long winded, argumentative responses, combined with colourful ways of calling you dumb, like "trogolodyte" and "spastic", he continues long paragraph responses thread after thread. We've come to know him as dave. love are dave tho, wouldnt be the same without him

Dave has argued about the following
1. Cars should be banned because everyone uses trains now
2. Teachers have every right to breakdown mentally in front of students
3. Mac is "better" than Windows
4. Tame Impala is a Beatles rip off
5. There's nothing wrong with asking the waiter to bag your food to take home
6. Beleives the NHS is being "cut" despite constantly being proven wrong
7. Thinks secondary legislation with no report stage or vote on EU directives is "democratic"
8. Thinks tariffs are a bad thing
9. doesn't know what a registry on a computer is
10. Thinks £20k a year is "minimum wage"
11. Doesn't know The Protocols of the Elders of Zion was a Russian forgery.
12. Thinks that wages haven't kept up with inflation
13. Supports the Scottish National Party
14. Thinks girls over the age of 16 wear croptops, and has deluded himself into thinking young girls he leers at in the park constitute as grown women

Arguing with him is fascinating. Ask if the US or UK is better ? Get a rousing speech about being molded by British streets ? Mention the 90s? Rant about future of Europe!.

dave only exists in skitzo's, ie trevor's, imagination

yeah MAGNIFYING GLASSES oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

firm handshake

hmmmn thank you very hospitable of you

S K I T Z O
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>12. Thinks that wages haven't kept up with inflation

This one is true though

One pint (0.4 L).

it's only down to lack of NHS funding that you haven't been sectioned yet you fucking schizo nutcase

Hasn't been true for 5 years now.

youtube.com/watch?v=IkoidwsLXCg

do you think using this as my tinder anthem conveys aptly that whilst i am primarily looking to have sex theres a soft, gooey kernel to me that i'd expose for the right woman? but while saying that me, as a man who once wore his heart on his sleeve, has been hurt and thus that cracking that nut which is me would take quite a bit of work. but is it worth it? not for me to say. this is all really making me think

hmmm
*picks up the coffee pot and stares at the cork board with a mysterious '?' in the centre, connected to other notable and local figures with red string and pins*
where are you, john doe
*taps counter*
where ... where are you...

I am convinced that we cannot possibly dispense with the trades unions. On the contrary, they are among the most important institutions in the economic life of the nation. Not only are they important in the sphere of social policy but also, and even more so, in the national political sphere. For when the great masses of a nation see their vital needs satisfied through a just trade unionist movement the stamina of the whole nation in its struggle for existence will be enormously reinforced thereby.

Who said this?

after how many hours does it mean a girl isn't interested in me if she still didn't respond

mum gave me the same shirt that she already gave me for christmas lol haha cheers mum x

jesus fucking christ skitzo is TEARING INTO dave this thread. howling and chortling

why didn't we have a great napoleonic moment lads?
our whole history is just some shit colonies that hate us

hitler

skitzo keeps a dossier on all the daves that have exposed him over the years

plenty of 20 something women wear crop tops

dave

Khazar Milkers

dave

first born son

tilly you fucking runtoid respond

Nicotine stained fingers typed this post.

after how many hours does it mean brit isn't interested in me if they still didn't respond

we all dave on the blessed skitzo day

how does it feel to be on the villain's side every time

hitler

dont know how to gf

Charles Bonaparte is just waiting for the old sow to croak it

Wonder what horrible catastrophe is going to befall the West in coming decades, things have been calm for just way too long

Clever paddy *feeds you a potato*

>Who would win in a fight: Beto or Turtle
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*prints out a picture of hitler and places it in the middle*
no no can't be him
*turns the argentina board*
unless....

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daves vs skitzo

reckon i could be a good spy since im so invisible

Nobody cares about your autistic polls

you need a good maxilla first

yeah this when is the next 9/11

do you think they'll get americans' guns during our lifetime

>thinks that wages haven't kept up with inflation
can't imagine what sort of evil tarquin kike thatcherite would deny this fact

who is this?

i'm leaving this thread while people are talking about these bizarre personas

restored monarchy but this time they are black

betting on beto aha

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Who won, Dave or Skitzo?
strawpoll.me/15197514
for me, it's are skitzo lad

guess i better get used to being alone then haha

FUCK YOU

wonder if people recognise my posting style

>no friends no job no gf no driver's license...my god...he's practically a ghost

it's a little unfair when it's like 10 daves vs 1 skitzo

jeff?

>dave duplicating votes

how fucking sad are you mate

i've got /brit/ right were i want it

fucking hate it when i do a big post and it doesn't get its due--ah milly welcome back to the realm of the living

dave is skitzo

sorry was busy
are we still on crop tops?

all bruces post like drunk downies

there is no dave please stop this terrible forced meme

*spends a month on Sup Forums*

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almost as if there's more than one dave...

don't care, never will, send the bill

t. dave

dave

dave does not exist
we are all partly dave

*vomits about 4 quartz of sticky blood*
wow ahaha that hasn't happened in a couple of years well guess theres no time better than the present :)
*david bowies 'heroes' plays as i walk out*

Post fat cat
Post soydog
Post soypig

>Voting for Dave like:
youtube.com/watch?v=tjt-AeJkzf0

any point in watching City vs Chelsea?

It's actually pretty good. It's so vague and directionless, anyone arguing at all could be dave. And we'll never know who dave really was

twitter.com/BarryStantonGB/status/970269883434000386?s=19

aaaaaaaaaah he said it
he did the thing

their definitely is a paranoid dave in this thread who is keep quiet hoping we are not actually talking about him

*raises paw*

skitzo still refuses to admit he doesn't know what crop tops are or that women wear them, he even added it to his daves dossier

Imagine if our African American cousins lived in Britain.

mad respect

*complains when anyone compares drumpf to hitler*

not interested in getting abused hurled at me in the previous thread

mate if you see this point in this thread don't challenge me because i'm warning you i bite
*takes off hills and earrings*

i can sense dave is holding back

My cock doesn't fit in my wedding ring

Yes. I think the blue team will win.

WE ARE ALL DAVE ON A BLESSED SKITZO DAY

dave is on the ropes

whooping and guffawing

remember when Sup Forums was just a big laugh and it wasn't taken seriously?

ed's going to get another gf who will break up with him again

schizo is cheshire
dave is greater london

Is Finland underwater???