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do NOT CARE about your political compass

what's with calvin klein knickers

every slag has a pair

How are you preparing for the African decade las?

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sue

Sup Forums and the alt-right was originally ironic and then a bunch of desperate mongs bought into it

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literal jumpscare that

The chad ideology.

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qt tbf

Please stand for the national anthem
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I am dead serious

Did you know that you can breathe through your ears for up to an hour? If you cover your mouth and nose completely, enough air will travel through your ears to your lungs to keep you alive
until your body is eventually unable to sustain the low level of oxygen, resulting of course in suffocation.

shouldnt be spending money in those shops

Wish I had a big willy, I'd have the confidence to do pretty much anything

>african population expected to triple by 2050
welp, guess it's over lads
black gfs for all at least

I suggest you use your right to remain silent

really cba to cook scran
really cba to go shops for scran
too poor to do a delivery

two people said yeah
going to the paki shop then

Ill never breed with a nigger
I'd rather not have children

r8

just did a cheeky buy some new garms

Why can't we breathe through the pores in our skin?

You think May's even really bothering with the Brexit negotiations? It seems like she's just going around and around the same points. Maybe she's hoping to piss someone off enough so she can get kicked out and it'll be someone else's problem.

well luckily you're too beta to get a bgf so i guess it's no kids for u

sendin booty pics on the innanet boi
that's that fruity shit yeah we into dat boi

>I'd rather not have children
>implying you have a choice in the matter

nah

You're probably right, Sup Forums was full of lefties once and pretending to be a nazi was an easy way to troll them, then all the spastic turned up and took it seriously.

In Canada, there are not many paki shops. Instead, the pakis drive taxis.

Reckon I could take on about 26 sues before I tired out

I breathe exclusively through my arse

we can for about 30 minutes believe it or not

Help me lads

>57% capitalism

simple diffusion of oxygen is too slow to sustain the multiple metabolic processes needed to keep us alive

surface area to volume ratio brah, check it out

hate that our countries future is tied up with her personal political ambitions

she ruined brexit with that election thing creating this autism over norn ireland.

The African Century

I'm naked right now x

I'd give a wh*te """ethnostate""" about 3 weeks before the infighting started, without coloured people to blame all their problems on, the wh*te civil war would start within a few days

those with no rights display the right to have no life. to have respect they must accept a world committing suicide, do you respect a world, committing suicide?

>all that neutral space
indecisive little runt aren't you?

that's a bot

my physique is quite to similar to brad pitt's in fight club.

>creating this autism
the northern irish were plenty autistic before her, only based blair managed to hand hold them to the table and get a peace deal

>If the terms don't contradict and the two exist side by side in certain degrees how is it an oxymoron?
what do you mean? any terms can exist side by side and not "contradict" within the context such as living dead an oxymoron are terms that contradict indepdently yet are/can be forced together for a new conjuction.

As we have established the aim of a patriot (i.e. country before everything) and the aims of a capitalist (i.e. profit before everything) are clearly not easily compatable. I'm not sure why you bring Christianity into it as that obviously is very different to patriotism and it's worth remembering that prostistantism informs capitalism not the other way around.

I certainly don't think Joseph Rowntree was a particularly capitalist person, Rowntrees were always run on a very progressive agenda with a significant amount of money fueled into the worker's quality of life rather than the bottom line. I certainly don't think that being a successful business man automatically means you're a hardcore capitalist but a lot of the most monetarily successful human beings in the world got there by fundamentally exploiting the land/people around them.

fat cam

>download bumble because I'm tired of always coming up with the opening line
>match with a bunch of girls
>they all start with "hey" or "hi" or "how are you? :)" or "how's it going?" or "ha ha I like your X pic!" or just ";)"

hate it when there are noticeably smarter people than me in /brit/

A question isn't answered if the answer isn't questioned

Feel like talking to some girls on Tinder, don't have any good photos of myself though. Anyone kind enough to give me a profile pic?

my physique is quite similar to tyson fury's in the klitchsko fight

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Sup Forums was never full of left-wingers
it was full of libertarians and anarchists who loved drugs, anime, freedom, porn, guns and being racist

If the diffusion of oxygen is slow can't we just make the air really fast to speed it up? With fans or something? I mean if the air hits the skin hard enough it should permeate it, right?

>tfw no short hair qt gf
why even live

yeah but may gave the DUP a veto on brexit.

Planet earth (and planets not yet discovered) belongs to the white man

and your local shopping centre remains unbombed thanks to her

Me? I'm a georgist environmentalist.

routine?

Honestly, the best thing to do is kind of ignore it and come up with another opener. There's not much material in answering her question.

The easiest way as always is just to look at her photos for clues about herself.

to ruin this thread with your terrible posts obviously

my physique is quite similar to this lad's

NEED a british gf like that desu

>If the diffusion of oxygen is slow can't we just make the air really fast to speed it up? With fans or something? I mean if the air hits the skin hard enough it should permeate it, right?

For me, it's B12.

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>desu

ongoing leftypol raid

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>those hands
>those knees

I would love to give her my white seed

who is this roastie

could this pass as barbeque in bongland?

holy mother of peng

The same thing happened with traps. The whole "it's not gay if it's a feminine penis" thing was originally a joke but now people unironically believe it when they wank to trannies.

i am a chad

how the fuck do I get a qt qatari gf

honestly this doesnt do it for me
like the pic with her ass whats that weird splotch on her skin just makes me think dark skin people are unfinished or imperfect

I sense dave in this thread

He's either the user arguing about the DUP or the one talking about oxygen. Will research this more in-depth to come to a better conclusion soon.

Wow, is that Megan Markle?

>"This booty ain't gon breed itself, whiteboi"

Wut do?

Business idea: everyone in this thread makes a cup of tea at 7pm and we all take pictures to compare and contrast

Any podcasts?

I do not understand this meme

t. wouldnt last 2 min in the pussy.

show some goddamn respect, thats my future wife

black girls are really good shags

the word you're looking for is nihilists

awful body

cuck

How easy would it be for a white guy like to COLONIZE there in Africa

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what have you done today to contribute to lad culture?