You wake up, in the middle of the Syrian desert with no idea how you got there

>You wake up, in the middle of the Syrian desert with no idea how you got there
>You think you hear the sound of a car, coming from the direction towards the sun
>You also see a small mudhut in the distance
>You look around and try to decide what to do now, Sup Forums what do you do now?

Sage this shitty slide thread

Yell Allaha Akbar and explode

Do a 360 and walk away

go to /qst/

GO NORTH

Sage the thread and

I open a shitty thread on Sup Forums before ISIS beheads me.

> The car in the distance gets closer as you yell Allaha Akbar
> You do not explode as you do not have any bombs

Alright, welcome my ISIS brothers and go kill some kaffirs with them

Say to CIA and Mossad cameramen that the spotlight is too bright, and my orange prison suit gave me rash from the previous dummy they've used to simulate beheading.

Investigate the mud hut

> A man step as of the car holding an AK-47.
> He says he heard your screams in the distance and is not sure you are loyal to the cause

That depends on if the man is loyal to the cause. Ask him what the cause is and join it if he is a part of it.

Behead him to ever doubting my louailty to the Islamic state cause, get in the car and head toward raqqa

Run to the mud hud and hide like a coward.

> After questioning his cause you find he is part of ISIS
> You join ISIS
> He hands you an AK-47 and instructs you to go to the nearby mudhut
> You think if you should betray him or follow his instructions

Shoot his legs and flay him alive

> You stand boldly with your AK-47 as the wind blows and the sun glares in the distance.

Go to mud hut

Shoot the man with the ak and take his truck and supplies. What's the loot we got?

Go to hut while singing nasheed

> You attempt to shoot the man in the foot but find out the gun missfires.

Damn. Guess I should beat him to death with a handle.

Rush him before he shoots and then flay him

> The man is now yelling at you and instructs you to drop the missfired weapon
> You think the gun might work this time, but you see his friends stepping out of the car
> He aims his gun at you while you try to decide what to do

Teleport behind them

oy veyy all the way to tel aviv

Piss myself

This

>not "shart myself"
One job, murrican, one fucking job.

> You attempt the rush the man before he shoots you
> His reactions were to quick
> You get shoot and bleed out of the floor

You grab your misfired weapon that was on the ground, clear it, and shoot all the Isis nigs in the dick in one fell swoop.

علينا أن نعلم أنه لا شيء يتم في كون الله مصادفة ، بل كل شيء بقدر

You should be an artist

The true God Kek revives us and gives us meme magic

> You suddenly wake up and find yourself surrounded by virgins

No. Go find the virgins that are waiting on ISIS and defile them.

Wrong

You didn't do anything for allah

>virgins waiting on ISIS

they aren't real Muslims

nothing awaits them

Oops I forgot lol

This is an illusion
Pull the trigger abdul
Kill them KILL THEM ALL

> You wonder away from the virgins in search of the virgins waiting for ISIS
> You think to yourself why you are here, but then realise you died in a blaze of glory fighting for what you believed an earned your place here
> You see some qts in the distance

Freeze

Assume the virgins are secretly laughing at me

Begin to cry and urinate

Why should I be scared ?

I flip the tortoise off its back.

convert to buddhism and reincarnate as a pig being used in muslim bestiality porn

Defile them now please

> You walk up to the qts you saw in the distance
> They are surrounding a castle labled "ISIS qts exclusive
> You can see a door

kill the nigger

Ravage them m8

> You defile on the qts outside the castle

When does ISIS come? Strap some bombs to the virgins in the meantime.

> You hear screams from the castle as you defile the qt, she cries as you finish

Investigate scream

commit suicide

> As you investiage all of the qts run away, you stand up and find all of the qts gone, and a man steps out of the ISIS castle.

defile man

Updated picture

>suddenly all reality breaks
>you find yourself standing before giant frog-like creature
>"Moooooortal" it growls telepathically "You served me well"

suck it's dick

> You run up to the man and tackle him to the ground
> You then rape him in the ass

Who is the man?

apologize and tell him you were so overwhelmed with the power of allah you lost control, then shit your pants

> After you finish with the man you stand up and put your dick away
> You demand that he tells you who he is
> He is the Prophet Muhammad

> You stand up and ask who he is after you finish
> He says he is the Prophet Muhammad

Ask him if you can use his powers to come back to life and shoot all the ISIS nigs in the dick.

> You ask him if he can use his powers to come back to life and shoot all the ISIS nigs in the dick.
> He says he cannot as ISIS are his freedom fighters and he would never shoot those nigs in the dick.

Tell him you were being sarcastic and really want to join the cause.

> He grants your wish and sends you back where you started.

> You appear back in the desert, with the hut in the distance

Grab your weapon on the ground next to you. Clear chamber. Shoot ISIS nigs in the dick.

start masturbating

Go to hut and shoot inhabitants in the dick.

> You look for the weapon but it has been cleared away.
> You hear a car in the distance again

Run to hut

> You pull out your cock and start masturbating
> The car arrives and a man steps out with an AK-47 as you climax
> It flies and hits him in the face

apologize and offer to let him cum on you in return

I'm done

Trips compels you to continue Ausanon

rolling that you fuck of to Sup Forums

Tell him to check my digits