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chedlads assemble edition

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am a PROUD descendant of the CHEDDARMAN

Sup Forums is quite an interesting testimony to just how many closet cases there are
imagine, tens of thousands of people wanking to "girls" with cocks, either 3d or 2d

cheddar in my language means bedsheet

cute dog d00d

gas all saffers

travelling on a fried out combie

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I only fap to 4d holograms of my Trap self

my shit smelled like a wet cigar

bums

took 500µg LSD last night and spent 10 hours flying through the runtshed it was horrific

cheddarman is the great ancestor of all blue eyed people across the world

business idea: 13 Brutal Wedding Night Photos Shared By Husband

do you think ancient greece was just a society of legitimate homosexuals because they did bent stuff

traps aren't gay
t. expert

I pull my cash out

Shawty pass out

Take her ass out

Then I spazz out

smoked some dmt last night and saw the interracial breeding grounds

got ublock origin
so much better than adblock
been missing out all this time

Can someone please walk me through the entire dating scenario? Let's assume I somehow managed to convince a girl to go on a date with me.
What do I talk about with her during the date?
What do you do after the meal/film/etc. is over?
How do you know if she wants to have sex?
Should you mention if you're a virgin beforehand?
How do you kiss someone properly? Are you supposed to use your tongue in some way?
How exactly do I initiate the sex once we're inside a private area?
What exactly do you do in foreplay? How long do you spend on the kissing, blowjob, cunnilingus, etc.?
Is there any special technique to fucking a girl other than moving your hips back and forth?
What positions are you supposed to do?
Are you supposed to pull out or do you just cum inside her pussy with a condom?
What do you do after you've ejaculated?
Are you supposed to have sex multiple times in one night? If so, what do you do during the periods between sex?
How do you know if she enjoyed it and wants to do it again?

you're over thinking it
just bee yourself

which one of you is dave?

would rather not imagine that thanks

this

hungry

what the fuck are you blathering on about

me, what's up

what if you turn them both on?

how does a man's life degenerate to the point where they derive sexual pleasure from watching another man fuck their wife?

If I was just being myself, I wouldn't be on a date with someone in the first place.

what type of cows are these?

When will Trump die?
I honestly predict he'll last till his late nineties or early hundreds. Despite being a fat old man, he's in very good health right now

How do they know he's black
I don't see how that makes sense tb h

I'm whiter than 70% of UK

agree

How do we keep the UK white, friends?

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redpill me on slap bass

computer would blow up

basically that not everyone who is somewhat bent here is an actual homosexual, as in a romantic sense

you're yellower than my piss you steppe-stepping mongoloid

I would have said early nineties given his straight edge lifestyle and access to high quality medical care, but being president ages you terribly so I would say a little earlier than that

A racist, a misogynist and a liar walked into a bar. The bartender says "What'll it be, Mr President?"

That's you trade deal with the US scuppered.

Still though, Brexit is Brexit and all that. I'm sure the next one will work out.

first we get rid of all yanks

my grandmother had blue eyes

donald turnip is not my president

I just straight up cut 2 oranges, made juice out of them and drank it.

Took acid in an unironic attempt to improve my mental health and ended up burrowing into a cave in the corner of my couch.

*Zyklon B's u*

Ankole :^)

hahahah yaaaaaaas hun

zlumpf btfo

2019

fuck drumpf and fuck white people

The goal is to keep UK white, not make it even more brown than it already is.

It's a sublimation of feelings of sexual irrelevance
Fetishizing an insecurity is in the mind of a cuck somehow less embarrassing and pathetic than the alternative of just being alone

the guardian always has to be so provocative
they really are a slightly more snobby left wing daily mail

We'll be singing
When we're winning
We'll be singing...

corrr fuckin' 'ell wouldn't mind putting my willy in that

I have to be outdoors if I do psychedelics
worry too much about someone coming to the door unannounced
luckily I live near a forest and a wide-open heath where you can walk around relatively unmolested

>What is boko haram?

oh lord ...

I GET KNOCKED DOWN
BUT I GET UP AGAIN
THEYLL NEVER EVER KEEP ME BROWN

Can't win if you don't play, y'know?

If only we had a proper PM

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deary me

cocker spaniel girl

Did it work?

haha whoopsie daisy!
I've never had a bad trip on acid but I've had small moments of panic on high doses and I can definitely see how that could spiral into an awful experience

haha yeah what an idiot
*googles boko haram*

By accurately reporting the facts?

get a load of this brainlet ho

Yeah maybe. Bush Sr is 93 and he looks like he's about to die. Jimmy Carter is the same age and probably not long for this world either.

Don't know what the fuck happened to Bill Clinton though. He's the same age as Trump but looks worse than Bush Sr

dire tim just dire

they ARE girls you shitlord

can't go buy alcohol because too many people out at this hour

their opinionated headlines are not just facts

if you think the annoying orange was ever going to give the UK a special trade deal after brexit and not just a) ignore us, or b) use it as an opportunity to fuck us you're deluded

my NAME is not f*CKING TIM

ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE

Well, I'm posting on /brit/ at nearly midnight on Monday.

No pls I'm awake i swear

White Twitter going aboslutely ballistic, hope they don't start rioting and protesting like Black Twitter does at moments like this

I've noticed that the number of closet cases has gone up exponentially since the past decade I've been here.

Traps? Hetero? Who are those fags kidding?

>the annoying orange
get a load of this guy hahaha

Any gifted and talented man in?

chhhhoooooooOoooooOoooooonnnnn
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The really shocking indicator of her idiocy is that she seems to suggest that she uses Safari as her primary web browser.

boko haram is me favourite korean noodle dish, I know a lovely place that does it down town, wanna go

Literally nothing in there that isn't an accurate description of events.

Why are you asking her about Boko Haram?

based frogposter

never let (((the man))) keep you down

Got pished out of my mind last night and missed work

alri lads

typical western OINK OINK ... does not know whooo Boko Haram are ... yet they created it ...

yes, hello

may you fucking twat
you don't tell trump to change
you act like he's right and you're in it with him
yeah donny steel tariffs good call mate we'll show 'em
hate foreigners driving down the price of our superior steel ngl donald
btw erm we might have a bit of steel going if you need

My mum says I'm smart.

Trump likes the UK mate, probably likes us more than globalists like May do

lots of nice frens in this thread