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am a PROUD descendant of the CHEDDARMAN
Sup Forums is quite an interesting testimony to just how many closet cases there are
imagine, tens of thousands of people wanking to "girls" with cocks, either 3d or 2d
cheddar in my language means bedsheet
cute dog d00d
gas all saffers
travelling on a fried out combie
...
I only fap to 4d holograms of my Trap self
my shit smelled like a wet cigar
bums
took 500µg LSD last night and spent 10 hours flying through the runtshed it was horrific
cheddarman is the great ancestor of all blue eyed people across the world
business idea: 13 Brutal Wedding Night Photos Shared By Husband
do you think ancient greece was just a society of legitimate homosexuals because they did bent stuff
traps aren't gay
t. expert
I pull my cash out
Shawty pass out
Take her ass out
Then I spazz out
smoked some dmt last night and saw the interracial breeding grounds
got ublock origin
so much better than adblock
been missing out all this time
Can someone please walk me through the entire dating scenario? Let's assume I somehow managed to convince a girl to go on a date with me.
What do I talk about with her during the date?
What do you do after the meal/film/etc. is over?
How do you know if she wants to have sex?
Should you mention if you're a virgin beforehand?
How do you kiss someone properly? Are you supposed to use your tongue in some way?
How exactly do I initiate the sex once we're inside a private area?
What exactly do you do in foreplay? How long do you spend on the kissing, blowjob, cunnilingus, etc.?
Is there any special technique to fucking a girl other than moving your hips back and forth?
What positions are you supposed to do?
Are you supposed to pull out or do you just cum inside her pussy with a condom?
What do you do after you've ejaculated?
Are you supposed to have sex multiple times in one night? If so, what do you do during the periods between sex?
How do you know if she enjoyed it and wants to do it again?
you're over thinking it
just bee yourself
which one of you is dave?
would rather not imagine that thanks
this
hungry
what the fuck are you blathering on about
me, what's up
what if you turn them both on?
how does a man's life degenerate to the point where they derive sexual pleasure from watching another man fuck their wife?
If I was just being myself, I wouldn't be on a date with someone in the first place.
what type of cows are these?
When will Trump die?
I honestly predict he'll last till his late nineties or early hundreds. Despite being a fat old man, he's in very good health right now
How do they know he's black
I don't see how that makes sense tb h
I'm whiter than 70% of UK
agree
How do we keep the UK white, friends?
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redpill me on slap bass
computer would blow up
basically that not everyone who is somewhat bent here is an actual homosexual, as in a romantic sense
you're yellower than my piss you steppe-stepping mongoloid
I would have said early nineties given his straight edge lifestyle and access to high quality medical care, but being president ages you terribly so I would say a little earlier than that
A racist, a misogynist and a liar walked into a bar. The bartender says "What'll it be, Mr President?"
That's you trade deal with the US scuppered.
Still though, Brexit is Brexit and all that. I'm sure the next one will work out.
first we get rid of all yanks
my grandmother had blue eyes
donald turnip is not my president
I just straight up cut 2 oranges, made juice out of them and drank it.
Took acid in an unironic attempt to improve my mental health and ended up burrowing into a cave in the corner of my couch.
*Zyklon B's u*
Ankole :^)
hahahah yaaaaaaas hun
zlumpf btfo
2019
fuck drumpf and fuck white people
The goal is to keep UK white, not make it even more brown than it already is.
It's a sublimation of feelings of sexual irrelevance
Fetishizing an insecurity is in the mind of a cuck somehow less embarrassing and pathetic than the alternative of just being alone
the guardian always has to be so provocative
they really are a slightly more snobby left wing daily mail
We'll be singing
When we're winning
We'll be singing...
corrr fuckin' 'ell wouldn't mind putting my willy in that
I have to be outdoors if I do psychedelics
worry too much about someone coming to the door unannounced
luckily I live near a forest and a wide-open heath where you can walk around relatively unmolested
>What is boko haram?
oh lord ...
I GET KNOCKED DOWN
BUT I GET UP AGAIN
THEYLL NEVER EVER KEEP ME BROWN
Can't win if you don't play, y'know?
If only we had a proper PM
deary me
cocker spaniel girl
Did it work?
haha whoopsie daisy!
I've never had a bad trip on acid but I've had small moments of panic on high doses and I can definitely see how that could spiral into an awful experience
haha yeah what an idiot
*googles boko haram*
By accurately reporting the facts?
get a load of this brainlet ho
Yeah maybe. Bush Sr is 93 and he looks like he's about to die. Jimmy Carter is the same age and probably not long for this world either.
Don't know what the fuck happened to Bill Clinton though. He's the same age as Trump but looks worse than Bush Sr
dire tim just dire
they ARE girls you shitlord
can't go buy alcohol because too many people out at this hour
their opinionated headlines are not just facts
if you think the annoying orange was ever going to give the UK a special trade deal after brexit and not just a) ignore us, or b) use it as an opportunity to fuck us you're deluded
my NAME is not f*CKING TIM
ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE
Well, I'm posting on /brit/ at nearly midnight on Monday.
No pls I'm awake i swear
White Twitter going aboslutely ballistic, hope they don't start rioting and protesting like Black Twitter does at moments like this
I've noticed that the number of closet cases has gone up exponentially since the past decade I've been here.
Traps? Hetero? Who are those fags kidding?
>the annoying orange
get a load of this guy hahaha
Any gifted and talented man in?
chhhhoooooooOoooooOoooooonnnnn
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The really shocking indicator of her idiocy is that she seems to suggest that she uses Safari as her primary web browser.
boko haram is me favourite korean noodle dish, I know a lovely place that does it down town, wanna go
Literally nothing in there that isn't an accurate description of events.
Why are you asking her about Boko Haram?
based frogposter
never let (((the man))) keep you down
Got pished out of my mind last night and missed work
alri lads
typical western OINK OINK ... does not know whooo Boko Haram are ... yet they created it ...
yes, hello
may you fucking twat
you don't tell trump to change
you act like he's right and you're in it with him
yeah donny steel tariffs good call mate we'll show 'em
hate foreigners driving down the price of our superior steel ngl donald
btw erm we might have a bit of steel going if you need
My mum says I'm smart.
Trump likes the UK mate, probably likes us more than globalists like May do
lots of nice frens in this thread