Culture Pals - /cp/ - video call Edition

video call Edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?


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www.interpals.net

Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7
javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas


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Ching chong

Ping pong

want to fight that irish flag in the last thread
also second for me

Don’t beat urself up lad

/imcia

Rate profile lads

Hey

>WAaaaaah my white bf left me for a "chink"
>waaaaaaah

>proceeds to age like milk

hehe, fuck off.

i saw high af and forgot i even talked to shit qt and found nudeslmai

Wut? My gf is a gook.

yea you mention this every thread we get it your fucking tight slantways pussy. if you marry a asian you should stop casual racism as if you have hapa kids it will turn him into elliot rodgers

This

>Write political wall of text to qt
>Expect no further replies
>I love reading your messages, they're like articles or literary works)

Everything went better than expected lads

why are you still writing walls of text?

I can't help it user

Lul, make it your specialty, or become a The Guardian (trademark) columnist

You're just jealous of my future supreme gentlemen lad
That pic brings warmth to my heart

Cocks...

No u

You mean me?

Suck my cock

20th for revenge

Vagene...

i think i did it lads

>best friends
Dude.....

nah. i got this under control.

No u...
Little slut

Tfw no french bf to make fun of my terrible attempts at french...
I'll just try harder i guess.

I'm French

Writing walls of text is pretty fun me and my qt do it a lot. It’s nice to know that they are taking time out of there day to message you rather than just replying quickly with a sentence or two.

>tfw you receive messages that have Read More at the end pretty regularly

But are you in france? Your flag says no.

Get a room guys

I'm new here.
Redpill me guys.

Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou so much guys.
...he replied.
Turns out a profile pic comes in handy.

You wouldn't fuck someone without knowing what they look like.

I'm in vacations here.
PLEASE

Honey? Oh honey? Thats just my friday night honey.

What the fuck is happening here

Well... idk? How will we talk? Can you post discord here or do you get banned?

An Irishman is trying to get his donut punched.

You have no standards, do you.

So, is this another faggoty thread filled with faggots Larping about their faggotry?
What is this thread about?

Its a joke dude, chillax. Im also not looking for sex so much as a relationship.

It's a general thread focused around an international penpal site that the people here use as an international dating service.

Why can't they just use tinder?

What the fug kind of story is she telling you, did she have to learn how to read by herself?

Tinder is incredibly shallow and doesn't have the facade of a penpal service to facilitate conversation, plus a lot of people use this site to practice their social skills so tinder doesn't really fit the bill.

Normies. Normies lad, that's why we don't use tinder.

How good is this site for an Indian guy?
Just want someone to talk to desu.

>tfw no profile pic so I can hide my ugliness

It'll be tough, other Pajeets have been giving ladies on the site the Facebook treatment and it'll be hard for you to find a woman to talk to, but not impossible.

Plus if you're fine with chatting with guys too then you just make your odds a lot better.

...

>get no qts
>just ironic weebs, arabs, and brs asking me for language lessons on skype
You told me there would be qt women on here

If you don't act like a sack of shit that fits the stereotype of your country online, you should do just fine.

The biggest thing you can do for yourself is realize that if you act like a normal human being and don't propose or demand they send nudes, you've already got a leg up.

It really isn't that hard.

Mate, pls. Like I said, I just want someone to talk to. If these sites are flag based, I'm not even gonna get any connections.

>It really isn't that hard
Yeeee, sure. Well, hope it isn't.

Lie about your flag then lad. As far as they know, you're a pajeet living in canuckland.

Yeah maybe, but what if they convo gets intresting and then something serious happens.

make corrections if needed.

difficulty for males.
>easy:western white, east asian
>medium: east euro white
>hard:south asians(thais, etc), african/western black
>near impossible: indians, middle easterners.

>hard - South Asians ( thais)
>Near impossible- Indian
user... Thailand is south East Asia. India is south Asia.

Say "Oh sorry I moved back, I had family matters to attend to"
Problem solved.
The only change I would make is :
Stupidly easy: Native white English speaker.

Yeah guess you're right. But that is IF I get connected. Or whatever the right term is

I think the right term is interlinked

I think the right term is intertwined.

I think the right term is Interpals™

Kek'd

I d'awwed slightly.

With that flag you are doomed

What about CHIs

Yes pretty much. She was telling me how shit her life was as a child and how even her own family would bully her.

>My oldest brother beat me every time he couldn’t fall asleep and I moved in my bed. An inch. On the other side, anything. Or I took a breath. Every night. Now whenever I’m falling asleep I flinch so hard that I am awake in a second.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

Might.
Might not.
Depends.

Might/ might not, it depends

NO ONE AROUND.
Anyway my Viet qt is a qt

Within cells

Within butts, also P H O N E P O S T E R

>you can stop supreme gentlemen by just not being racist
LOL. Racism isn't the problem. Only one of many problems. Main problem is that he's a beta loser. Going after gook puss only delays the inevitable end of his inferior genetic line.

Not sure what's worse. Britain getting BLACKED & ALLAH'D by rapefugees or RICED by Asian pussy.

Are you saying you might be my french bf?

Gon av' a wank

would i get more or less points for being a redhead on this shit

Calm down. No bullying. In the eyes of the lord we are all equals.
And you seem to have a lot of pent up stress. What is wrong my child?

there is one girl from poland, i think on her bio she explicitly said she has a thing for gingers

just make it your chaddest photo brother

Might

/g1993

is this real gustavo?

>israeli girl has sent me a message
>is French
I notice a lot of Americans with French women in this general, is it part of the jewish plot to destroy America?

Jesus, S-E Asia is easy mode

being white and not ugly is just easy mode

To what?

Ur mum

Two beers in, should I go all out?

Yes, unleash your inner Irish pooftah

Will do

Pics tho?

>tfw no european girl only brown jungle asian girls

think im doomed to have elliot rodgers honestly

Be alpha lad, just go out there and have many many Happa babies

I WANT KIDS THAT WILL RELATE TO ME AND ACTUALLY HAVE SOME RESEMBLANCE OF A HERITAGE

Pretty good

They’ll be Asian.
Always reminded that you’re a sexpat beta from the land down under, and at work

Good lad

Fucking love this beer

It depends are you male or female? +1000000 for female and -10000000000 for male

Link pls

I know a couple of good looking male redheads

Does that include yourself?