Would you choose Brazil, Mexico, or death?

Would you choose Brazil, Mexico, or death?

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What a random comparsion. If I chose Mexico it's only for cross the border to USA

Colombia

yes

Mexico

>What a random comparsion.

name 2 other third world countries that are violent, hot and with populations over 100 millions.


Choose what? to own them? to visit? to live?

Death

Mexico has more democracy, less corruption, more press freedom and higher life expectancy than we do, so I would choose Mexico

Yeah but Brazil has hotter women.

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Brazil as we share more things in common

Brazil, because of bunda reasons.

>Mexico has more democracy, less corruption, more press freedom

False. Mexico is way more corrupt.

Only primitive animals like Bunda. Civilized man like boobs. Go to Mexico.

Also, Mexico has a much lower level of AIDS and drug use than we do.

Why do you continue to compare us with other countries? Why do you like to humiliate us so much?

Not according to international rankings.

Chaira
It is less corrupt
But it’s nothing to brag about both Mexico and Brazil being so high anyway

death

Mexicans are awful. They are envious, resentful, ugly, short and fat.

Of course Brazil.

This.

>They are envious, resentful, ugly, short and fat.
That's pretty much defines us too, hermanon, except maybe being fat.

Mexico is better than Brazil in every way imaginable, and I'm a chi, so obviously Mexico.

>short
wtf kys nordestino

The difference you are just a selfhater, Mexicans are really like this.

>30% less likely to be murdered
doubt

You guys forgot flatulent.

Brazil has way cooler animals tho

I'm a sulista, user.
user...

Brazil has a rate of 26 Mexico of 17
Its a sizeable difference
You guys eat to much propaganda about us

Nobody like Mexicans. You just don't think they are annoying because you don't speak Spanish.

Quality > quantity

In Brazil you'll get shot but in Mexico you get flayed alive, dismembered and disemboweled first.

Believe me I know everything, I've been to LIVELEAK, ok?

I still have family in Brazil. I pick that, easily.

Liveleak belongs to Brazil m8
Have you really been there?

Agree with texas.

>implying in brazil dont happen
Also bestgore is better

Brazil. Sao Paulo. Interlagos. Car.

Combine all of these things and I am in heaven.

>not projectreality
casual!

No wait, it's called something else. There's a website with "reality" in the name. Ah fuck it.

stay in my high hdi brazilian state
brazilian data are skewed because subhuman northeasterns rag all the avareges down

Mexico has fewer homicides than we do, and probably better social aspects as well.
Mexico seems to have preserved their colonial architecture much more than we did. For example, compare Mexico City, which looks very pretty for a LATAM big city, with the monstrosity that is São Paulo.
Finally, Mexico also has a stronger culture of its own than us (not this plastic thing called the carnival that our dictator Getúlio Vargas invented).
Mexico is objectively better than Brazil. It's not self-hating, its a fact.

Sudacas are dumb, they hate mexico for no fucking reason it always have been like this

the southern cone is superior to mexico in literally everything tho

Does Brazilian colonial architecture differ from the rest of Latin America?

Nah, you are just a selfhater. Your opinion will not change the mainstream ones.

Only chile

What’s the difference?

Yes. Look Ouro Preto and Goiás Velho for example.

Once again the wh*toid is trying to separate and conquer.

no, argentina and uruguay are better than mexico in everything too, and by a large margin

I wish that was true, hermanon, but unfortunately is not.

>argentina
No kek
>uruguay
Probably too but still a bit shithole

There are very big differences between Brazil and Mexico. Mexicans are 99% ugly and their people in media are from another Latin American countries. Plenty of Brazilians are fuckable.

Yes it is, just look at their hdi and gdp

hdi is a meme and gdp is the only thing

So, mexicaca have 0,003 HDI points more than us.
But we have 5 world cups.
so i think i am staying here.

>Mexicans are awful. They are envious, resentful, ugly, short and fat

Americans can't say the same because it would be racist.

LOL

anyone who's been to brazil's southeast and south regions and to any region in mexico knows that brazil is clearly the superior country. brazil at is best is at least 1000 times better than mexico at its best.
i will say though that brazil at its worst is, indeed, worse, but you can easily avoid it those parts of the country.

Yeah right.

we are comparing to piece of shit countries anyway
macaco

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argentina is indeed superior to both brazil and mexico, user, i won't argue with you

What's wrong with this? I already know Brazil and I've traveled two times. Plenty of fuckable people.

a lot of these guys are cute/hot as fuck. don't fool yourself user.

What's the difference?

Alisson is indeed handsome, but look at the rest of them, mate, ffs.
Have you been to Mexico?

too much sudacas in the thread

do you really believe mexico is a good place? even with all the narcos?

Are you telling me you wouldn't suck neymar's dick? Please

Would you guys say no to this man?

Coutinho is all right.

dumb sudacas

What website is this?

>Coutinho is all right.
Indeed he is.
No, but see:

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Nowdays, user, nowadays

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Thanks my fellow whiteoid

Sure

>shitlenos and argensimios ITT
Every single time

meh, it isn't as lopsided

No, they do have better quality of life but when it comes to culture they're just a third world caricature of Europe

He kind of reminds me of "Chicken Run"

>muh HDI xDDDD

HUEHUEHUEHUE

and wtf is mexico's culture dude?
crossing some fucking desert barefoot to pick up strawberries for 0,05 centas per hour?

>muh head above my shoulder!

:D

I don't think you know much about brazil or mexico

>but when it comes to culture they're just a third world caricature of Europe

mexican intellectuals
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Nah, but that'd stll beat them

holy shit calm down eat your sopa de macaco

>Mexicans
>envious
>resentful
Keep telling yourself that, South America lmao

VIVA MEXICO

build the wall

Very nice, a tarantella with an orchestra behind

mejicanos are really ignorant people.
no wonder why their country is literally ruled by narcos.

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More culture than you macaco

Fuck the wall, it isn't going to change shit. No group of people has more pride in their heritage than Mexicans.
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Wow calm down, why are you guys always so aggressive?

Brazil so I can get black gf

According to my Mexican friends, I'd be accepted back home (one was talking to her mother about leaving her husband for me... her mother and I disagree). According to the news, I'd be murdered and parted out for cash.