cartel edition
/brit/
First for yanks
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a LITERAL rasheed edition
oh my days
just noticed 6ix9ine uses the n word even though he isn't black
how does he get away with this?
fucking pakis are ruining these threads
paki or proxy?
FYROM
Any lads in on this shit?
for one, it's 1/6th carrot
secondly,. it's "fried" becasue it spent 10 seconds in a wok instead enough to make it brown like they do in the UK
egg is also optional and they put it on top instead of mixing it in with the rice
australians are uncouth nincompoops
*votes BNP*
shut up dog cunt come to ashfield now and i'll fucking oblit you with a trolley bar you weapon head
racist
is it good
sounds grim not gona lie laddette
paki
Who is the wackiest bruce itt?
oh yeah and there's fuck all beef
Go to bed Habib.
still better than your ones
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yeah it's not too bad
can't even remember the last time I had fried rice here, it's all been boiled
hope that cost less than 50p
fuck off smellbourne cunt go back to your artscene party with your dickies, shaved heads and OG vans before i belt you
uhhh poo uhhh poo nigger
uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
POO NIGGER
Don’t think yanks realise that their country is one huge funny farm
whats the paki version of greggs and have you been caleld racist in it?
wtf melbourne doesn't smell you should have called it tram(p)ourne haha
dave
jealous flyover
£1.13 for the beef fried rice, £0.22 for the egg, £0.11 to do it as a takeaway
I hate paki and pajeets
love dropping £100 on books feel like a proper intellectual
personally, I cannot read nor write
does anyone else buy these big "sharing" bags of crisps and end up eating the entire thing by yourself within 20 minutes?
I'm not cut out for this world. Made a mess of my life and everything in it. Literally cannot handle responsibility and being depended on. I have no tolerance for stress. I honestly don't know how people do it, go out and face the world every single day. I don't really want to kill myself but at some point I think the misery is probably going to get too much, probably after my parents are gone and I have nobody.
Everywhere stinks for him because he's a stinky leb.
yes
spent over £100 on clothes yesterday
no you are the only one, you also are the only person who drinks a 5 servings cartoon of juice in one day
everyone does
*jiggles your rolls*
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ah yes this girl is talking about her ex something I'm very interested in
>I'm not cut out for this world. Made a mess of my life and everything in it. Literally cannot handle responsibility and being depended on. I have no tolerance for stress. I honestly don't know how people do it, go out and face the world every single day. I don't really want to kill myself
wow how did you read my mind
furries drew this on a GBU-38 bomb
the modern world is really weird
Me
Tehzeeb Bakers
Haven't been called racist at all here
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dave
what the fuck dooooog cunt why are yous chaffing my old posts
come to 2131 right now you mouse and ill fucking deck you, gronk
Anyone who doesn't do that should be honour killed.
got a 6 pack of mccoys meaty and ate the lot with a pint
was after the £10,000 golden crisp prize haha
hope i didn't eat it
shut the fuck up cunt I'm not dave you paranoid little insect
i WILL pancake you and turn your juices into a quality solvent to be retailed at pig factories you inhibiting cretinous animated goo
Why do thugs and criminals live using AK? It's kind of gross that such weapon is seen as a weapon of choice for vilians.
>Tehzeeb Bakers
find these aussie worms arguing about which desert hovel is best most amusing
depressed
seriously yous cunts are fucked if yous think yous can chaff me posts like are you for real cunt
red alert someone let the wacky bruces out of their cages
women are awful
wish I was a fag
have the body of a greek god (not a fat one)
no rolls to jiggle here
played a few of those when i was in a beatles tribute band
yeah they're rough but we had no trouble
everyone likes a beatle
meester proime minstaaaah
ANDAAY!
>cartoon
*smokes just enough ice to have that posting edge*
on the glass chuff
got called american in tehzeeb
Ok Dionysus
do it with lays because half of it is air. haven't had uncle chips in long time. kurkure is uneatable after few fists
my dad and I used to go to the occasional one (nearly all on council estates) to see who bottled it first
*buys cone piece from local iCig tobacconist*
*puts the cp in my north face jacket*
whos down for a sesh in the local park
exquisite post
want to move out of mum and dads house again
want to immigrate to kekistan
Wish they still made decent skateboarding games
Anybody else remember when discos looked like this and there were 3 flavours; salt and vinegar, cheese and onion and something else that was really fucking nice in a purple wrapper. Anyone know what it was?
Pretty sure the recipe changed afterwards aswell
guys going to go outside for the first time in 2 weeks today to go to the shops to get some food, wish me luck please thank you
It's cheap, many people all over the world can make it and its ammo, reliable, it just werks
It's the best we have here, what do you have in India?
Yeah I've been called burger for speaking English with my family in public by runts
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grim
prawn cocktail?
cornetto cheers mate
i feel embarrassed watching this
I'm sure it was slightly spicy
couldn't have been prawn cocktail
love using chicks for blowies and fucking gangas
still on the edge of my ice pipe waiting for that runt who stole my post content to come forward. going to king hit you.
Just what is it that you want to do?
bacon?
voted brexit get out
constantly lying on /brit/ desu
have also assumed multiple identities. if you're talking to an australian you're more likely than not talking to me.
simpsons is the original soyshow
There is a bogan couple living next door and the misses is throwing a fit like a fucking dribbling spastic. Can hear her thumping around through the walls. Really hope the guy breaks her fucking jaw to shut the cunt up.
>women still being obnoxious whores in 2018
If they didn't have a few holes here and there we'd throw rocks at the stupid cunts
shit yeah it was bacon
on your bike, italy
are you the one who wanted tricky mac's facebook?
russia exported so many of them that they all end up in the hands of gangs and stuff
GRENADES MOTHERFUCKER!