This guy was considered a loser in the 80s and 90s, even though he owned a decent house...

This guy was considered a loser in the 80s and 90s, even though he owned a decent house, and was able to sustain a family on a single income working as a shoe salesman on minimum wage.

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Yeah, what's your point?

Oh never mind I just remembered I'm on a shitposting board

He seems like a real winner to anyone under 35 now days? I guess so. His daughter was extremely fuckable at 15. His wife was good enough not to cheat on. (why go out for milk when you have cow at home). He had a TV. He occasionally had beer and food. Not too shabby.

if he was considered a loser back then whats that say about the current generation of millennial whose college degrees can't even get them a women's shoe salesman job

He also had a mustang that had over 1,000,000 miles on the speedometer.

Don't forget that he was actually a popular Chad in high school!

Life sure was a downhill for him.

>in the early 90s 239 lbs was considered comically obese

He was considered a loser by annoying ass yuppies, and his show was on Fox, a network which started in a niche appealing to yuppies.

It's no surprise they're the people who would look down on him

women's shoes*
Also, he couldn't feed his children, but he could build a fucking bathroom in the garage.

It was a dodge

And imagine how much money he'd have if lived the single life.

He could work like two days a week and then just be a NEET the rest and still have money left over.

he had a gorgeous daughter and a wife who although she wasnt beautiful was at least fit

a duaghter like that makes you instantly 1%er

i just remember the bundys were the last family in the neighborhood to own a beta

Notice that the first name you see as the credits roll by is Gerry Cohen, followed by Ron Leavitt, Barbara Cramer, etc. So it's definately a kosher production.

Don't forget that Amanda Bearse (lesbian feminist) had a significant role in the writing process later on. I admit she allows the stereotypical feminist to be bashed, but she also contributed some anti-white nonsense as well.

I think calling Married with Children a pro-white type of show is laughable at best.

Bundy hated europeans, had a big black granny figure who he adored as a child for her famous pies, several negro friends (one part of NO MAAM), didn't bathe, didn't change his clothes, was basically a sugar daddy for his ditzy boob tube obsessed gold digger wife, from "Wanker county", a place even Al himself trashes on for it's inbred redneck population.

I don't see how he is some kind of guy that all men can relate to, unless we are talking about men stuck in dead end jobs, the epitome of under-achievers, who are so pathetic they can only fantasize about a few moral victories that are few and far between.

Of course the show appeals to the chauvinistic side of men, which can be refreshing slap in the face to all the jewish feminism hysteria, but other than that the show basically trashes on white people.

Enjoy Jewish entertainment burgers, brought to you by Kosher Productions®

There was an episode about that. He basically says he's not a loser for killing himself in that situation, because he thought of it but decides to push on and sell shoes to fat fucks to support his family.

He knows he made shit decisions and has a bad life but he still pushes on and endures.

id work in a shoe store too if I could come home to this

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kek

>There was an episode about that.

So you think I"m a loser? Just because I have a stinking job that I hate? A family that doesn't respect me? a whole city that curses the day that I was born? Well that may mean loser to you but let me tell you something. Every morning when I wake up I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered down tang and still frozen pop tart. Get in my car with no upholstery, no gas and six more payments. To fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would, I'll never know the touch a beautiful woman and I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head but I'm not a loser. Because despite it all, me and every other guy who will never be what he wanted to be are still out there being what we don't want to be forty hours a week for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth you pudding of a woman makes me a winner!

>Christina Applegate

Oh lawd.

also, as usual, it portrays women as capable of being really hot but only does that one for guys (and only for a very brief moment in the first season) without it being horrible

television always has a bias toward women being capable of being beautiful and hot while males aren't. The only males presented as capable of being hot are always Tarzan ape men. Big Bang Theory is the perfect example of this sexist hetero male gaze dichotomy.

To the hetero producers out there. I don't care how much female T&A you put into a show. Just give me one sexy boyish-looking dude who shows some skin or who wears form-hugging sweats without underwear. Not Tarzan stripping for Chippendales

>but only does that once for guys

that episode where they go find Ironhead haynes (waylen jennings) on the mountains was relevant and sad as fuck


>AL I can't just tell them it's all over, that life as we know it is gone and willnever be like this again...

>I.H. Well, if it isn't Mr. Sunshine. The only problem with being a dinosaur is there ain't no future in it. But there is one hell of a past. Now what you need to do is act like the mighty Tyrannosaurus and leave deep prints.

Thanks for really making me think.

Internet is full of gay sex porn. trap boys.

Why you want to see them on tv?

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oh fuck, I weigh 236...

This is correct.

What a terrific show.

RIP

Maybe because women are objectively better looking than men, fagboy

>that dress used to be considered short

puritans were right

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He also loved cheese cakes made by a former Nazi war criminal that lived in Wisconsin. He once came to the door asking for Herr Bundy.

Back then, was best girl on TV.

masturbation in the 80's

>Maybe because women are objectively better looking than men
how about no

>Enjoy Jewish entertainment burgers
apparently you do. you're like a fucking married with children trivia book over there.

are you that dumb?

your flag implies you're just bad at shitposting

Yes, that was back when you had to call long distance BBS system with 1200 baud modem to download porn if you could find it in the menu system. Otherwise, it would have to be the TV or just imagination when parents were asleep.

no, dude

you took their VHS tapes that they hid and watched them

saw my first bi porn. I was lucky because it was the first popular one ever made and had one very good scene

So well written and hilarious. The anti-PC 90s were great.

why was this show so sexual? i watched some reruns at like 7am and this show is so damn sexual i couldn't believe it, way worse than modern standards

Who...who is this vision, this angel?

And why isn't he my bf? :^)

isn't he lovely?

fucking gingers... mmmmm

plot twist, he's mexican :3

>So, umm, what brings you to The Jiggly Room, Mr. Shimokawa?
>Za Jiggry!

Don't forget flea market porn. You could get a cardboard box full of VHS tapes for like 10 bucks.

that I didnt know. Brb

He could be a pooinloo niggerjew lizard and I'd still suck his dick

>why was this show so sexual?
Fox was considered a trashy lower-tier network back in the 80s.

Funny thing is how it got a cult following in Eastern Yuropstan.

Bunch of slav dubs on youtube of this show.

>His daughter was extremely fuckable at 15
WTF YOU FUCKING PEDO GET OUT

I don't think your ass could handle the pounding that dude would deliver, though

were they really? you'd think they would have some standards

prepubescent is a real word in the English language

you should look it up sometime because it's kind of important to know what that is before spewing Dorito chunks about the other word

>You will never score 4 touchdowns in 1 game.

Why even live.

I don't bottom :^)

it was mostly just imagination of the girls from school

that and dressed to kill, and clan of the cave bear vhs/cable tv

showtime aerobicise

youtube.com/watch?v=eF0oNEkVmd8

>you'd think they would have some standards
The ended up getting shafted by preachy "concerned" Puritanical groups over The Simpsons.

That was the end of free Fox.

The Spy Camera episode even has a vomit-inducing lecture on feminism embedded into it.

The moment kelly bundy lost her sex appeal with that cancer thing and boobs getting lopped off the hollywood jews cancelled her show.

it's a joke

he's a boxer

You've never known true pre-Internet desperation unless you've gotten off to underwear ads in a catalogue or

wait for it

National Geographic

bro this shit gets me every time I think about it
People ask me when it was that America was greater than it is now. I tell them
>When Al Bundy supported a whole family as a shoe salesman.

Actually, Married With Children stunk up the airwaves later in its seasons. "Seven" was the death knell.

You must be from the 60s on up grandpa.

Underwear catalogs is legit.

Only pure patricians understand the scrambled channel

I SAW A BREAST I THINK

Sorry, didn't mean to upset the backward people of New Zealand. Not that I'm implying all people of New Zealand are backwards. Anyway, in the US, by the time a girl is 15, they have fucked 2-3 different races in several age groups, so they know what they are doing when it comes to fucking. At least that was true in the 80's. Not sure about the kids that still live at home in their 30's and 40's these days.

Talking about kelly bunders own show she had.

I love that show. Its fucking great.

>it's a joke

I don't do humor, see flag :^)

Jay

didn't seven "die" at some point? They made a bunch of jokes about him disappearing without a trace

I think the last thing I jerked off to TV Wise was the intro to silk stockings in the early 90s.

youtube.com/watch?v=_Yp3_zOaz9w

true desperation was also jerking off to scrambled hbo porno

Espn used to have something similar to this. Now its all race politics.

If you had an old TV with an analog tuning knob, sometimes you could bypass the filter by turning the knob just right between channels. Usually resulted in BW video since the chroma signal would get through, but you could sometimes get synced video!

Oh God my childhood.

Playboy was channel 66.
Spice was channel 69.

And every now and then, the static and stars would align juuuuuust right.

>I don't see how he is some kind of guy that all men can relate to, unless we are talking about men stuck in dead end jobs, the epitome of under-achievers, who are so pathetic they can only fantasize about a few moral victories that are few and far between.
says the country with a minimum income stipend from the government.Taxation is theft you commie I dont want to give the government dick! I want YOU to have a job and pay for your own shit!

At least Bundy didnt have to work two jobs, his wife work two jobs, his kids work two jobs and live in a shitty neighborhood - which is what the same person is doing today. I made $9.18/hr first job out of college, im doing better now, but damn I couldnt raise a family on that. Could you?

watching the scrambled porn channel and beating off to tits
>scrambler cycle changes and whole picture shifts
>you were jerking off to a guy's knees

Kelly had a new beefcake every other week, one of the best recurring gags was seeing Al pretend to befriend them while insulting and beating the shit out of them by making them run into walls and doors.

How, you guys couldn't rewind tv? you had to nut within a minute and eighteen seconds or you were screwed?

I used to jerk off to Girls Gone Wilds commercials but those were like 15 mins long.

Funny thing my whole family really liked this show.

It was a good series.

La femme nikita was garbage though.
>watch wrassling
>duckman
>silk stockings

USA network had some great shows.

OH Nippon....

Same thing can be said about Homer Simpson.

I never considered him a loser tho. He has a decent house and his wife is one hot piece of ass. Gave me a milf fetish at age 10

In the show, but the car itself was actually a plymouth.

record it on a VCR and replay the tape. Wasn't that hard man. I even had a 4head VCR, top of the line, Very expensive.

Ofcourse he's a loser and buffoon, he's a white male with a job, home and family.

Those things are the enemy goy.

nudie magazines where a thing back then

HONK HONK

hotlines were more prevalent too.

USA used to be fucking amazing. Remember "Up All Night" with gilbert gottfried? Top tier entertainment.

youtube.com/watch?v=VE_eYjHcPt8

Go to bed, Mr. Dink.

All he needed was a foot fetish.

genXfag here: he wasn't really a "loser" - at the time there were all these family sitcoms with unrealistic, affluent families like Family Ties, The Cosby Show, Growing Pains, Silver Spoons, and his was supposed to be a sendup of sitcom families because he actually had problems like the rest of us. There were lots of slutty-looking metal chicks like his daughter around then - it wasn't especially unusual.

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Not with the people who came into where he worked

ITT: grandpas

Holy shit srlsy kill yourselves :^)

>dose tvs graphics

Too bad retrofags cant seem to replicate this as they did with the music and other shit. Probably due to the CRTs dying

>Probably due to the CRTs dying

lmao is there anything you trumpcucks wont blame on hillary

Here I'll join you

>If you had an old TV with an analog tuning knob, sometimes you could bypass the filter by turning the knob just right between channels. Usually resulted in BW video since the chroma signal would get through, but you could sometimes get synced video!

Being gay really sucked because the softcore bullshit on Spice never showed anything of the guy

except once

I managed to get a mostly clear picture of a guy with a cute butt because he was with a dominatrix who was going to spank him

best thing was that it was an ad for a show so I got to see it three times or so

The only hot one was in the first season or so, when she had the awful bleached out white hair and she ended up with a guy at a hotel