You are about to meet God, which actor's shape does he take in your mind if prompted?
You are about to meet God, which actor's shape does he take in your mind if prompted?
Morgan Freeman.
space isn't real morty it was *burp* made up by the freemasons. d-do you really believe the earth is titled in a 66.6 degree angle morty I *burp* I-I-I-I I mean seriously?
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Prime Arnold Schwarzenegger
This.
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He doesn't take the shape of an actor because I'm not a fucking faggot.
Jon Hamm
"actor" is now the non gender specific word for actors and actresses
Selma Hayek
Jon Bernthal
Werner Klemperer as Colonel Klink.
Gendry with the biggest fucking warhammer I've ever seen in my life
Idris Elba
/thread
Emilia Clarke
There is no """God"""
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This. Had an instant reaction because of Bruce Almighty
there's very little more reddit than kevin smith
hi fellow atheist
look like a titty
Steve Buscemi.
This image is incredible.
Morgan Freeman.
I was your mother's God last night
powerful stuff tbqh
Yul Brynner
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Anthony Hopkins
Kurt Russel
What if God looks like Christina Hendricks?
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either one of these
Gilbert Gottfried.
Tilda. Swinton.
Probably like Tilda Swinton
I feel like if I had a moment to think about it I would subconsciously settle on someone weird and ethereal like that
Probably like him in his best years
LITERALLY a real life superhero. Growing up with Arnold was a based childhood.
Ron Jeremy
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Clark Gable
alain delon
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or
I imagine he will look like some kind of space entety(without face and body) + he's really old and endlessly slowly dying, and because of that his voice is Stephen Lang in the Don't Breathe
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>Implying he has a face and it isn't just light in the shape of a human
>oy an-chan, do you believe now?
>meet god
>he's a black guy
Loudly proclaim "we wuz gaudz n shiieeeeetttt"
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I LIKE TO
Christopher
Walken.
WOAH
ITS
CRAZY
I KNOW
>god, what is the meaning of life?
>ONE STINKY DINKY
>a-a stinky din-
>TWO STINKY DINKY
Cate Blanchett
>meet god
>desperately try not to stare at Her tits while She gives you the talk about your life and death
I would pray to her twice a day
praying would be to suck the milkies our of her titties
his early movies are good
you fucking plebian
Who else?
K E A N U
E
A
N
U
Jimmy Stewart
James gandolfini
Test
Kurt Russell
is saturn the most based planet?
A lotta loyalty for a mere mortal.
Christina hendricks
Is that a jawbreaker cut in half
Mark Ruffalo
Is this the blasphemy thread?
God's our Father, not our MOMMY
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BRIAN BLESSED
i think so
also to hell with god
>YOU FOCKIN SHOULDA PRAYED TO ME MORE PECKAHEAD!!!
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Damn, Tom Cruise's picture just popped into my head.
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he yeah lyk if u do sum bad shit i put matchs on ur fawken feet 4eva or sumthin
fawk yeh chiperson laffin my fwken cunt off
this or Brian Blessed
Nobody? Seriously?
*shouts from Stairway to Heaven*
>WAS GOING TO HELL PART OF YOUR PLAN!
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