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A rorke general

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DELETE THIS, GEORGE!

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Hate when I’m taking a wank and the phone rings and my internet cuts out mid wank

hate when im wanking and the power goes out

Hate wanking

Ok I've never been attracted to a man
I've only been attracted to females/extremely feminine traps
When I was around 8 I remember waking up and feeling really sad that I wasn't a girl
I've often imagined being a girl, sucking cock and the area around my taint/hole has loosened up and my dick has started leaking precum
I've never actually wanted to really fuck a vagina, vaginas look repulsive
I've wanted a girl to kick my balls, spit in my face, beat me and degrade me since I was 10
I used to dress up as a girl and fuck myself when I was around 14-17
I almost always self insert as the girl in regular porn
I wish I was a girl because I'd make everyone around me so much happier and I could be subservient without failing as a man
I've been hitting my balls with my fists, kitchen utensils, burning them and sticking things down my urethra to follow a girls cbt instructions since I was around 15
Whenever I go outside I sometimes follow girls round because I'm bored and I like looking at them
I've had a really strong desire that I fixate on, which is letting a cute girl kill me. Usually she hugs me, whispers in my ear, tells me everything is going to be ok, then either restrains me and suffocates me or tells me to close my eyes while I'm standing on the edge of a steep drop and she pushes me off

What am I? What has caused all this?

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>soyboy!!!
every single one of you consumes soy in processed products almost daily. many of you hourly. shut. the. fuck. up.

>3 day ban for posting a picture of a kangaroo
Why do the mods discriminate against Australian culture?

nassim taleb is a fraud

soy stained hands

NIGGAS ALWAYS RUN THEY MOUTH BUT THEY NEVER POP OUT

I GOT THE DROP ON YOUR SPOT EVERYBODY WATCH OUT

t. IYI

fancy a girl from toil.

don't really know what is to be done about it though.

need a gf that's down to copulate with farm animals

dead general.

why are my wanks giving me a headache

why are yanks giving me a headache

BROTHER ME
TELL ME AWFUL THINGS

Tried to watch ‘reign’ about Mary queen of scots because I thought it would be a quality historical drama

Wtf is this shit, was this show tailored for teenage girls?

patting me back and giggling @this tbqh hihihihihhi

just had a lovely chinese....
......bird sniff me arse. hahahaha gotcha!

being spied on, i feel like everything i do is recorded
all my search history, all my emails, all my texts
absolutely sick of it lads
they should fuck off or they'll regret it
this post in particular will probably raise a redflag for the spies, the line above this one could be construed as "threatening", giving them cause to arrest me
leave me alone cunts

the 'rents are saying i have to join the millitary if i don't get my grades up

Trigger butterfly semicolon swan interlinked

why's /brit/ so slow today lads?

hate football

70 iq brainlets are posting in the other thread that doesn't have /brit/ in the subject

Some mong made a thread without /brit/ in the subject

Today is national nigger day

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Are Deanos our Chads or are they more our Brads?

the civil rights movement shouldn't have happened

that lad is from CUmbria

>Install Tinder
>Get a bunch of matches but no replies
>Get desperate because I have gone 5 years without a gf and have never had sex
>Match with one really keen girl
>She clearly wants to shag
>Stick with her and only swipe out of habit
>Match with more girls who actually want to chat & meet up
>One girl is really sweet & we have loads of mutual acquaintances
>Already comitted to both fucking this one girl and going out with the other seriously
>Have no idea if the girl I actually like will work out
>Could blow off this other girl (my best chance of losing my virginity) for a chance at a gf

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WHY IS THE LIFE OF A NORMIE SO HARD

>tinder

he he funny bwainwet picture

Any hardmen in?

im a white advocate

Brads

alri Jared Taylor

I'm alt-white.

Think I was born to be a neet

Slav or Mediterranean ?

Think I was born to be a beet

fat slag are aisha

barack obama is a terrorist

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

brit is a tights general

im a low life loser

quite relishing this quip of mine tbqh ngl la xx

enjoy!

Hump day tomorrow

I hope aisha and the sad twats who love her all die of throat cancer

miss the late 00s era

pengsha is tall but a bit of both i reckon

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same

frightful posture

more alt

nostalgic for 2016

the gf

I wasn't the person who said that. The fact is though, what Boris is stating here is fucking irrelevant.

dabstalgic for 2020

>Update
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

good morning
from the chris moyles show

reminiscing on the first blacked video

yikes

Any man remember this banger?

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isn't the world cup in russia?

el aberracion

Celebrity Bake Off on C4 lads

Learned how to play it on piano to show off to some art slag

fond memories of the years leading up to skegness's first space port

No, mate. It's in Wakanda

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>Moroccan kids take on a man with two huge knives

How about the weather lads?

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drinking coffee

Do both you mong, if your a virgin than you have to make for wasted time by fucking anything you can. Dont worry about the feelings of undesirables off tinder, because they most certainly wont care about yours.

still looking pretty grim

alri dale cooper haha faggot

making some cracking posts tonight wacky bruce mate, truly my idol

eating my daily soy based nutrient block ration

fuck sake I forgot to buy tissues when I went to the shops earlier

phwoaaaaaaaar

She's got that Canadian look about her. It's in the eyes.

i give up
just tell me

don't get it

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piff

Why don't you fuck off, you fat paki bastard?

>Both thicc and toned at the same time

Literal perfection

dale coper btfo

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The news article says the kids were harassing and taunting the people in the neighbourhood. Literally that is what the entire article is about:

the person who owns my corner shop is a paki and he's a nice lad so be quiet

doing a watch
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looks like short-haired jesus

will never get a girl to fuck me