A rorke general
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DELETE THIS, GEORGE!
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Hate when I’m taking a wank and the phone rings and my internet cuts out mid wank
hate when im wanking and the power goes out
Hate wanking
Ok I've never been attracted to a man
I've only been attracted to females/extremely feminine traps
When I was around 8 I remember waking up and feeling really sad that I wasn't a girl
I've often imagined being a girl, sucking cock and the area around my taint/hole has loosened up and my dick has started leaking precum
I've never actually wanted to really fuck a vagina, vaginas look repulsive
I've wanted a girl to kick my balls, spit in my face, beat me and degrade me since I was 10
I used to dress up as a girl and fuck myself when I was around 14-17
I almost always self insert as the girl in regular porn
I wish I was a girl because I'd make everyone around me so much happier and I could be subservient without failing as a man
I've been hitting my balls with my fists, kitchen utensils, burning them and sticking things down my urethra to follow a girls cbt instructions since I was around 15
Whenever I go outside I sometimes follow girls round because I'm bored and I like looking at them
I've had a really strong desire that I fixate on, which is letting a cute girl kill me. Usually she hugs me, whispers in my ear, tells me everything is going to be ok, then either restrains me and suffocates me or tells me to close my eyes while I'm standing on the edge of a steep drop and she pushes me off
What am I? What has caused all this?
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>soyboy!!!
every single one of you consumes soy in processed products almost daily. many of you hourly. shut. the. fuck. up.
>3 day ban for posting a picture of a kangaroo
Why do the mods discriminate against Australian culture?
nassim taleb is a fraud
soy stained hands
NIGGAS ALWAYS RUN THEY MOUTH BUT THEY NEVER POP OUT
I GOT THE DROP ON YOUR SPOT EVERYBODY WATCH OUT
t. IYI
fancy a girl from toil.
don't really know what is to be done about it though.
need a gf that's down to copulate with farm animals
dead general.
why are my wanks giving me a headache
why are yanks giving me a headache
BROTHER ME
TELL ME AWFUL THINGS
Tried to watch ‘reign’ about Mary queen of scots because I thought it would be a quality historical drama
Wtf is this shit, was this show tailored for teenage girls?
patting me back and giggling @this tbqh hihihihihhi
just had a lovely chinese....
......bird sniff me arse. hahahaha gotcha!
being spied on, i feel like everything i do is recorded
all my search history, all my emails, all my texts
absolutely sick of it lads
they should fuck off or they'll regret it
this post in particular will probably raise a redflag for the spies, the line above this one could be construed as "threatening", giving them cause to arrest me
leave me alone cunts
the 'rents are saying i have to join the millitary if i don't get my grades up
Trigger butterfly semicolon swan interlinked
why's /brit/ so slow today lads?
hate football
70 iq brainlets are posting in the other thread that doesn't have /brit/ in the subject
Some mong made a thread without /brit/ in the subject
Today is national nigger day
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Are Deanos our Chads or are they more our Brads?
the civil rights movement shouldn't have happened
that lad is from CUmbria
>Install Tinder
>Get a bunch of matches but no replies
>Get desperate because I have gone 5 years without a gf and have never had sex
>Match with one really keen girl
>She clearly wants to shag
>Stick with her and only swipe out of habit
>Match with more girls who actually want to chat & meet up
>One girl is really sweet & we have loads of mutual acquaintances
>Already comitted to both fucking this one girl and going out with the other seriously
>Have no idea if the girl I actually like will work out
>Could blow off this other girl (my best chance of losing my virginity) for a chance at a gf
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WHY IS THE LIFE OF A NORMIE SO HARD
>tinder
he he funny bwainwet picture
Any hardmen in?
im a white advocate
Brads
alri Jared Taylor
I'm alt-white.
Think I was born to be a neet
Slav or Mediterranean ?
Think I was born to be a beet
fat slag are aisha
barack obama is a terrorist
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
brit is a tights general
im a low life loser
quite relishing this quip of mine tbqh ngl la xx
enjoy!
Hump day tomorrow
I hope aisha and the sad twats who love her all die of throat cancer
miss the late 00s era
pengsha is tall but a bit of both i reckon
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same
frightful posture
more alt
nostalgic for 2016
the gf
I wasn't the person who said that. The fact is though, what Boris is stating here is fucking irrelevant.
dabstalgic for 2020
>Update
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
good morning
from the chris moyles show
reminiscing on the first blacked video
yikes
Any man remember this banger?
isn't the world cup in russia?
el aberracion
Celebrity Bake Off on C4 lads
Learned how to play it on piano to show off to some art slag
fond memories of the years leading up to skegness's first space port
No, mate. It's in Wakanda
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>Moroccan kids take on a man with two huge knives
How about the weather lads?
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drinking coffee
Do both you mong, if your a virgin than you have to make for wasted time by fucking anything you can. Dont worry about the feelings of undesirables off tinder, because they most certainly wont care about yours.
still looking pretty grim
alri dale cooper haha faggot
making some cracking posts tonight wacky bruce mate, truly my idol
eating my daily soy based nutrient block ration
fuck sake I forgot to buy tissues when I went to the shops earlier
phwoaaaaaaaar
She's got that Canadian look about her. It's in the eyes.
i give up
just tell me
don't get it
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piff
Why don't you fuck off, you fat paki bastard?
>Both thicc and toned at the same time
Literal perfection
dale coper btfo
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The news article says the kids were harassing and taunting the people in the neighbourhood. Literally that is what the entire article is about:
the person who owns my corner shop is a paki and he's a nice lad so be quiet
doing a watch
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looks like short-haired jesus
will never get a girl to fuck me