I would not even vote for Hillary if

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she'd suck me off

she sucked me off

she spayed me

she sucked me off

she spayed me

she'd agree to be controlled by me.

she had sex with a pig on live television.

I was Bill.

she sucked me off

>even thinking about having that hags jaws hear your holy scepter.

she already is

Changed her views and promised smaller government and bigger spending cuts. Just kidding! She is such a better option than Trump at least she knows what she's doing

Promised a bigger wall.

Wait a minute, I would vote for Hillary. And I will.

wtf I love CTR now

I was George soros

I was Bill Clinton

she threatened my life

she sucked a spade off

my assassination gets prevented this way

If I could vote for Nigel Farage instead.

if it was to be part of the board of a local tard wrangler school

she gave me magic beans.