Shart in mart

>shart in mart
>get arrested

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c'mon that's funny, don't be so serious.

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I want Sup Forums to leave and start raiding Sup Forums instead

>Shadiamond Oba,a-Jones
Fucking kek, which of you guys is that?

Nevermind, I just read the other name, too.

I've lived in burgerland for six months and saw about a dozen people shitting themselves in stores. Closing in on 30 years here in Switzerland, never seen a single one.

SHART IN MART

It's even better
>shit yourself
>steal a pant to replace yours
>get arrested
>try to sue them

>pudding pie

Holy fuck
Is it actually true

That's fucking disgusting

Jesus fuck

not politics, saged, reported

>they have to fake facebook stories to get the meme rolling

Truly desperate

>this image confuses and angers the eurocuck

it's far from being as frequent as the memes would have you think, but yes, it is

>gets arrested for shart in mart

How unamerican, I am pretty sure the constitution forbids it.

Plop in Shop
Diarrhea in Galleria
Leak in Boutique
Very smelly in the Deli
Poo in Aisle Two
Violent Sharts near Shopping Carts
Fecal ejection in the Electronics Section
Brown stain in the Checkout Lane
Defecate in Aisle Eight
Brown Mile in the Frozen Aisle

>americans trying to deflect memes
oh my fucking god lol are you even trying

Iit wasn't the sharting that got her arrested, it was stealing a pair of jeans after she shared. She got arrested for trying to clean up after a shart, which is obviously criminal in burgerland. There, sharts are to be displayed proudly.

Lived here all my life and never seen it once.

But alright m8

coalburners are literally shit

You keeps wads of toilet paper stuffed down your pants?

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Hilarious but fake as fuck. No one that dumb uses the word 'adequate' so casually.

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The meme that keeps on giving.

shart in mart is encouraged. stealing on the other hand...

ameretard

>Shadiamond Obama-Jones

Keked

MART

>Shadiamond Obama-Jones
What is wrong with her?

That can't be real... can it?

Drumpf

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I thought shartting in the mart was a freedom thing?

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Americans really are the subtlest of all trolls. Euros take the bait every time.

I don't get it?

No, that's not trolling lad. It's genuine stupidity, but nice try.

>i-i was just pretending to be retarded

>T-That's just o prank b-bro. You sure g-get troled am I r-right?

I don't see what the big deal is. If there is DNA in my food I want to know about it.

Notice us burgers don't go around screen capping other countries posts to make into an autistic collage.

I for one am tired of you morons misrepresenting the American condition in your shitty posts. No, moron, she wasn't arrested for SHARTING, she was arrested for stealing pants, like she should have been.

We're a progressive nation and we don't let our government try to control our bodily functions by telling us we can't shart in the mart.

There is DNA in your food.

USA holds 25% of the worlds gross domestic product.
>your argument is irrelevant

It's called a family album and collection of child grade cards. You're not a parent, you wouldn't understand.

maybe true 20 years ago

You damn euros ruined ripping huge farts for me. I stop to think before hand now and it's just not as satisfying.

god damn I used to love those memes

No, Americans really are this stupid and its sad. Every public high school is full of this idiocy. The 11 year olds of Europe/Asia are far smarter than our 18 year olds in math and science.

>someone lying on the internet!
>this has never happened before!


How can you people be dumb enough to fall for this obvious bait? Look at those obvious meme names. If you're dumb enough to fall for this you should probably stay off the internet

>I was being stupid but you called me out on it so who's the real loser here?

all these (you)s and you fags still don't get it. Here's a (you) for your troubles.

You guys are so used to retardedly obnoxious Australians that you can no longer see good well crafted bait when it's right in front of you. Sad, really.